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DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-07 (Liar William Rivers Pitt Condemns Libby For Lying)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2007 | Liar William Rivers PItt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/07/2007 5:39:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Liar William Rivers Pitt has come out of his self-imposed exile on the subject of Plamegate and has condemned Scooter Libby for supposedly lying. This is rich since the reason why Liar William Rivers Pitt went into exile on this topic is that he was caught LYING in a big way when he declared that Karl Rove had already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald last May 12. And this wasn't just some minor lie that slipped by. It was a HUGE lie. So huge that at a big Democrat meeting in Michigan, the attendees including Hillary Clinton, stood up and applauded the breaking "news" of this based on the LIE of William Rivers Pitt. So here we have Liar William Rivers Pitt hypocritically getting up on his high horse and condemning Libby for lying as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed." So let us now watch Liar William Rivers Pitt sink into his own hypocrisy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, filing this DUFU edition from lockdown on the fourth floor of the Patton Boggs building, is in the [brackets]:

Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed.

[At least he wasn't convicted of soliciting underage schoolgirls, Mr. Temporary Sockpupp..., uh, I mean Pitt.]

Yeah, I'm happy the jury convicted him.

[Does anybody know if court trials are televised in Massachussetts? I would be glued to Court TV everyday to watch a certain loathsome bald lecher being tried for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]

But he outed a deep-cover CIA agent.

[Congratulations, Pitt! You started off quickly with your first LIE! Libby did not out a deep-cover CIA agent. First of all because Valerie Plame was NOT a covert agent and secondly because it was RICHARD ARMITAGE, who was not indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald, who outed her.]

Said agent was working to track any person, nation or group that would give weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.

[Said non-covert agent was paraded around by her lying husband at DC parties and displayed as a CIA agent. As Andrea Mitchell said, everybody in DC knew Valerie Plame worked for the CIA.]

He destroyed Brewster Jennings, whose role watching Iran (among other nations) and delivering good data on their capabilities will be missed.

[Poor Brewster Jennings. That villanous Scooter Libby destroyed him. Oops! It turns out that Brewster Jennings, an oil company executive, died at the age of 70 in 1968. Not only is William Rivers Pitt a LIAR but he is a either a devious liar or an inept liar. I opt for the second description (in this instance) since had Pitt done a little homework he would have seen that Brewster Jennings name only was used as a CIA front company.]

He participated in leaning on CIA analysts for "forward-leaning" intelligence.

[Were those the same analysts who were your sources for the Karl Rove indictment story?]

He got busted for lying. That's all.

[William Rivers Pitt got busted for lying. That's all.]

He did a lot more, and should have been tried for treason.

[Which is worse? A phony treason charge or a true solicitation of underage girls charge?]

I'm happy...but don't forget what he really did.

[Participated obliquely in a crime that didn't exist or else Fitzfong would have indicted Richard Armitage for outing Plame. And now to hear the rest of the DUmmies respond to liar William Rivers Pitt...]

I agree... this is small peanuts. Cheney should have gone down for this.

[How about Richard Armitage? He was the one who outed Valerie Plame.]

I don't get it either, I thought Fitz's task was to expose the leaker(s). Guess I was wrong.

[The leaker has been exposed. It was Richard Armitage. Fitzfong didn't indict Armitage because no crime had been committed since Plame was NOT covert.]

Libby got punished for what he did. CHENEY outted her. CHENEY should be tried for Treason.

[So even Armitage was lying when he admitted under pressure that he was the one who outed Valerie Plame?]

Al Capone went down for tax evasion...

[Oh. I thought Al Capone went down for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]

From the beginning, Fitzgerald explained that he had no idea what really happened.

[From the beginning, Fitzfong knew there was no crime and that Richard Armitage was the one who committed that non-crime.]

Sure you're right, Will. but I am really pleased, and hope for more justice on up the food chain.

[So you think there will be child solicitation charges down the line? Perhaps investigators should be sent to Newton, MA to check into this.]

Remember Will...The longest journey starts with a single step.

[Into the girl's room?]

If anyone originally outed her it was Armitage.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll (made in Newton, MA) for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

I will NEVER forget!

[Said the schoolgirl to a certain baldheaded lecher.]

Today is a good day, Mr. Pitt, and you have played an important role in this. Thank you.

[Yes. Mr. Pitt was the one who gave us the scoop about Karl Rove being indicted last May 12.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; patrickfitzgerald; scooterlibby; williampitt
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To: cripplecreek
But he outed a deep-cover CIA agent.

Which agent? Maxwell Smart? Agent 99? Napoleon Solo? Illya Kuryakin? The Girl From U.N.C.L.E.?

21 posted on 03/07/2007 6:42:15 AM PST by NRA1995 (They should've shredded Saddam Hussein...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Don't worry DUmmies. Rove will resign in 24 BUSINESS hours.


22 posted on 03/07/2007 7:14:33 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: redwhit
Did a Google search on Newton, MA and Pitts...found this:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-04-06 (Grandstanding Pitt Claims He Knew Foley Molester)

It includes a reference with a link to the Temporary Sockpuppet DUmmie Funnies.

23 posted on 03/07/2007 7:21:53 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: PJ-Comix
He participated in leaning on CIA analysts...

There's a BenBurch joke in their somewhere.

24 posted on 03/07/2007 7:25:19 AM PST by lwd
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To: PJ-Comix

[Does anybody know if court trials are televised in Massachussetts? I would be glued to Court TV everyday to watch a certain loathsome bald lecher being tried for soliciting underage schoolgirls.] IN Newton MA??? Come on PJ, even you know better than that! There they celebrate his behavior, it would only get televised if he were a Republican! Dems do that kind of thing, and worse, every day in MA, and crickets is all you hear about it.


25 posted on 03/07/2007 8:04:15 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: PJ-Comix
My imaginary-world response to this travesty of "justice" would be to indict Fitz for dereliction of duty, malicious prosecution, and parading as a human being without a license (thrown in for good measure!).
26 posted on 03/07/2007 8:04:38 AM PST by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: NeoCaveman
"Treason against what? The shadow government. Personally I think the "shadow government" should be rooted out and tried for treason for subverting the democratically elected government of the United States. I'd start with the nepotistic Plame and her liar of a husband for starters."


I'd venture to say THAT would make 3/4 of the country cry with happiness!! Since when is the White House not allowed to know who works in the CIA? Since when is discussing an agent, covert or not, in the White House, outing them? According to the testimony I heard/read, that was the only place the VP and Libby discussed this woman.
27 posted on 03/07/2007 8:09:00 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: PJ-Comix

I'll bet this is appealed, and that it is oveturned on that appeal.

Wait, watch, and see.


28 posted on 03/07/2007 8:11:46 AM PST by franksolich (mellow, sitting back, relaxing, watching the show)
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To: PJ-Comix

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29 posted on 03/07/2007 8:39:43 AM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: txradioguy

Yes, you did beat this fool about the head and shoulders on CU during the Andyscam.

Do you think Liar Pitt will write about his part in that scam? I mean after he realized he was being left out of the loop on May 17, 2005 and howled so they let him back in?

Do you think he'll tell where he got the bogus doc "signed" by Dr. Charles Yeo? Was it from Fat Che? Bettyellen?

Remember his correction of when Andy left Baltimore for the meeting at Colombus, Ohio? "Oh yes, it was on May 5th."

Of course, Pitt knew, and even let it slip in his posts, that Andy was zonked out in Swedish Medical in Seattle from May 4th, but hey, Pitt was back in, still a player; he's the smartest little dude on DU and promised Skinner that he'd "fix" it.

Did Pitt know who photo-shopped the Columbus meeting and plastered the obviously fake pictures from Andy at the Nashville meeting in April?

We all must vote for whoever has an R after the name or in the Brave New World run by the Left little Pitt will be in charge of the Ministry of Truth. Or one of the millions of brain dead liars just like him on the Left.


30 posted on 03/07/2007 8:52:49 AM PST by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't know how these people can live with themselves.


31 posted on 03/07/2007 9:02:48 AM PST by sauropod ("An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway)
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To: PJ-Comix
He got busted for lying. That's all.

Pitt waited so long for Fitzmas and all he got was a broken scooter. The moonbats were partying yesterday, but now the realization has set in that it's over.
As Peggy Lee might say, "Is that all there is to Fitzmas?"

32 posted on 03/07/2007 9:04:15 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (If that's all there is my friend / Let's break out the booze and have, a ball / If that's all)
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To: PJ-Comix
Only 21 PINGEEs to go until the MAGIC 1000!!!

Does pingee 1000 get a Lil Beaver?

33 posted on 03/07/2007 9:06:23 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (If that's all there is my friend / Let's break out the booze and have, a ball / If that's all)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will NEVER forget...that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12.
34 posted on 03/07/2007 9:09:11 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (If that's all there is my friend / Let's break out the booze and have, a ball / If that's all)
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To: gidget7

Just guessing that the whole Pitt thing was settled under the table. The families got cash and he had to just go and stay away.


35 posted on 03/07/2007 9:26:59 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Which is worse? A phony treason charge or a true solicitation of underage girls charge?"

I have been out of the loop for some time. Please, I would LOVE to hear more about this. Any links you can send me?


36 posted on 03/07/2007 9:28:14 AM PST by squidward
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To: PJ-Comix
One of the DUmmies asks: What is the scheduled date for the Rove trial?
37 posted on 03/07/2007 9:45:21 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: steve-b

That sort of hostility towards Poor Poor Pitiful Pitt would get dummies tombstoned a year ago. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.


38 posted on 03/07/2007 10:28:49 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (If that's all there is my friend / Let's break out the booze and have, a ball / If that's all)
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To: squidward
I have been out of the loop for some time. Please, I would LOVE to hear more about this. Any links you can send me?

Check it out HERE.

39 posted on 03/07/2007 12:32:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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But he outed a deep-cover CIA agent.

LOL!!! It's fascinating reading and hearing "enlightened" liberals spout off absolute, proven, lies. And here Armitage (a liberal) has already stated that he is the one who "outed" Plame. And Plame was not a deep cover agent when the liberal tlaked about her.

40 posted on 03/07/2007 1:25:49 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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