Posted on 03/07/2007 5:39:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Liar William Rivers Pitt has come out of his self-imposed exile on the subject of Plamegate and has condemned Scooter Libby for supposedly lying. This is rich since the reason why Liar William Rivers Pitt went into exile on this topic is that he was caught LYING in a big way when he declared that Karl Rove had already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald last May 12. And this wasn't just some minor lie that slipped by. It was a HUGE lie. So huge that at a big Democrat meeting in Michigan, the attendees including Hillary Clinton, stood up and applauded the breaking "news" of this based on the LIE of William Rivers Pitt. So here we have Liar William Rivers Pitt hypocritically getting up on his high horse and condemning Libby for lying as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed." So let us now watch Liar William Rivers Pitt sink into his own hypocrisy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, filing this DUFU edition from lockdown on the fourth floor of the Patton Boggs building, is in the [brackets]:
Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed.
[At least he wasn't convicted of soliciting underage schoolgirls, Mr. Temporary Sockpupp..., uh, I mean Pitt.]
Yeah, I'm happy the jury convicted him.
[Does anybody know if court trials are televised in Massachussetts? I would be glued to Court TV everyday to watch a certain loathsome bald lecher being tried for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]
But he outed a deep-cover CIA agent.
[Congratulations, Pitt! You started off quickly with your first LIE! Libby did not out a deep-cover CIA agent. First of all because Valerie Plame was NOT a covert agent and secondly because it was RICHARD ARMITAGE, who was not indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald, who outed her.]
Said agent was working to track any person, nation or group that would give weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.
[Said non-covert agent was paraded around by her lying husband at DC parties and displayed as a CIA agent. As Andrea Mitchell said, everybody in DC knew Valerie Plame worked for the CIA.]
He destroyed Brewster Jennings, whose role watching Iran (among other nations) and delivering good data on their capabilities will be missed.
[Poor Brewster Jennings. That villanous Scooter Libby destroyed him. Oops! It turns out that Brewster Jennings, an oil company executive, died at the age of 70 in 1968. Not only is William Rivers Pitt a LIAR but he is a either a devious liar or an inept liar. I opt for the second description (in this instance) since had Pitt done a little homework he would have seen that Brewster Jennings name only was used as a CIA front company.]
He participated in leaning on CIA analysts for "forward-leaning" intelligence.
[Were those the same analysts who were your sources for the Karl Rove indictment story?]
He got busted for lying. That's all.
[William Rivers Pitt got busted for lying. That's all.]
He did a lot more, and should have been tried for treason.
[Which is worse? A phony treason charge or a true solicitation of underage girls charge?]
I'm happy...but don't forget what he really did.
[Participated obliquely in a crime that didn't exist or else Fitzfong would have indicted Richard Armitage for outing Plame. And now to hear the rest of the DUmmies respond to liar William Rivers Pitt...]
I agree... this is small peanuts. Cheney should have gone down for this.
[How about Richard Armitage? He was the one who outed Valerie Plame.]
I don't get it either, I thought Fitz's task was to expose the leaker(s). Guess I was wrong.
[The leaker has been exposed. It was Richard Armitage. Fitzfong didn't indict Armitage because no crime had been committed since Plame was NOT covert.]
Libby got punished for what he did. CHENEY outted her. CHENEY should be tried for Treason.
[So even Armitage was lying when he admitted under pressure that he was the one who outed Valerie Plame?]
Al Capone went down for tax evasion...
[Oh. I thought Al Capone went down for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]
From the beginning, Fitzgerald explained that he had no idea what really happened.
[From the beginning, Fitzfong knew there was no crime and that Richard Armitage was the one who committed that non-crime.]
Sure you're right, Will. but I am really pleased, and hope for more justice on up the food chain.
[So you think there will be child solicitation charges down the line? Perhaps investigators should be sent to Newton, MA to check into this.]
Remember Will...The longest journey starts with a single step.
[Into the girl's room?]
If anyone originally outed her it was Armitage.
[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll (made in Newton, MA) for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
I will NEVER forget!
[Said the schoolgirl to a certain baldheaded lecher.]
Today is a good day, Mr. Pitt, and you have played an important role in this. Thank you.
[Yes. Mr. Pitt was the one who gave us the scoop about Karl Rove being indicted last May 12.]
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
IBTP?
PING!
4th?!
whoo hoo
I finally did it! I am somebody!!
Nope. pitt, you're a liar.
24 business hours.
If a potential juror happens to read WRP's Litany of Half-Truths, Innuendoes and Whoppers, can he be charged with lying to a grand jury? (Seems like more than one of the jurors could have been full-fledged DUmmies.) I'll bet Pitt can't remember what he said to whom three days ago, much less three years ago.
PJ- are you still doing the comix? Those were damm funny~! you have real talent
LOL. Very important role. LOL. Get your nose out of pitt's a$$, DUmmie.
Treason against what? The shadow government. Personally I think the "shadow goverment" should be rooted out and tried for treason for subverting the democratically elected government of the United States. I'd start with the nepotistic Plame and her liar of a husband for starters.
I might revive them as part of the DUFU blog. I used to have a very wealthy sponsor who paid all expenses involved in paying the expensive cartoonists (plus a free vacation for ol' PJ in Costa Rica). Perhaps if my planned Li'l Beaver T-Shirts sell well I can bring back the comix as part of the Blog. Would love to do a comix story about Pied Piper Pitt staggering home from Bukowski's nightly.
Will...since you wouldn't know the truth if it slapped you within "24 business hours"...and as someone who was debated into a stuttering mass of goo by yours truly at another Conservtive website...plese...take my advice...
STFU
From the WSJ's Best OF The Web:
This was a political show trial, and partisans of Joe Wilson will use the guilty verdict to declare vindication. But along the way we learned that virtually all the claims Wilson and his supporters made were false:
On his trip to Niger, Wilson found no evidence that contradicted the famous "16 words" in President Bush's 2003 State of the Union Address, contrary to his New York Times op-ed claim.
Plame, his wife, who worked for the CIA, did recommend him for the Niger junket, contrary to Wilson's denials.
Plame was not a covert agent under the definition of the Intelligence Identities Protection Act, contrary to Wilson's insinuations, which many of his backers, including in the press, presented as fact.
No one from the White House "leaked" Plame's identity as a CIA functionary to Robert Novak, who received the information from Richard Armitage at the State Department.
I'd say that just about sums up this entire Soviet style show trial.
OK, I'f she's such a super duper secret agent, how come we know what her tasks were? Maybe she was so secret that she was really tracking Canadian ice floes being used to smuggle cocaine into Hudson Bay from the Russian and Columbian secret maunfacturing plant near the north pole.
Oop's, forget I mentioned that....Never Mind...
Only 21 PINGEEs to go until the MAGIC 1000!!!
"I agree... this is small peanuts. Cheney should have gone down for this."
30 years is small peanuts? And then followed by their true goal of just bringing the administration down. Therefore helping the terrorists in trying to achieve the same goal of harming this once great Republic.
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