Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats! It is an uncritical love that conveniently overlooks the fact that Senator Barack Obama has almost no experience. However that doesn't matter. Obama love continues unabated and is heated up by the fact that the senator seems expert as pouring out feel-good platitudes that are almost meaningless when you analyze them. For this reason, Barack Obama has now become the Warren G. Harding of the Democrat party. Of course, when you look beyond the feel-good platitudes, one will notice that Obama has an almost perfect LIBERAL voting record. On top of that, he was involved in a real estate scandal (most likely leaked by the Clinton people) that would have ruined an unloved Republican in the same shoes. The latest outburst of Obama Orgasma occurred just yesterday in New Hampshire as you can see in this Huffington Post THREAD lovingly titled, "Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire..." So let us now watch the Democrats indulge themselves in an orgy of Obama Orgasma in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, resisting the evil right-wing urge to note that his middle name is HUSSEIN, is in the [brackets]:
Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire...
[I WUV my Obama! May I touch a piece of his garb? Will I be worthy enough to kiss his tush?]
The political phenomenon known as Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) descended Sunday on the state with the nation's first presidential primary, drawing enthusiastic crowds and trailed by a huge media horde as he continued to stoke interest in a possible bid for the White House in 2008.
[After he SWORE that he wouldn't run for president earlier. But this is Obama. Our true love! He can lie or change his mind at will. Doesn't matter. Not even the fact that he has almost NO experience. WE WUV OBAMA!!!]
It was standing-room-only at a book signing Sunday morning in the seacoast town of Portsmouth, where the 750 available tickets were snapped up within hours of being made available to the public early last week. Here in Manchester, 1,500 people paid $25 apiece to hear him speak at a celebration of the New Hampshire Democratic Party's historic victories in last month's midterm elections.
[Want to make some easy money? Just buy up a bunch of tickets for ANY Obama event this year and you will be sure to make thousands by selling them on eBay for all those buyers hopelessly in love with our inexperienced senator. And now to hear from the HUffies...]
I wish Obama the best...he is an excellent speaker and writer, but needs to hone his Senatorial skills and sponsor some bills...I wish he was ready for prime time, but I think he needs to hold out to '12. Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).
[GASP! You actually want Obama to DO something? Shame on you! You are NOT worthy of loving him.]
Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA!
[AND WAIT FOR MORE DIRTY LEAKS FROM HILLARY!]
I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality and fear of substance, just like Hillary FamousLastName's clueless candidacy, and Dubbya's before that. I don't see that Obama's done anything than word strings of consensual uplifting generalities.
[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities, then so can our beloved Obama.]
I think history has shown that personal charisma seems to be exceptionally important to Americans in presidental elections. We need to nominate the candidate with the best chance of beating the GOP candidate in 2008.
[Barack Obama Superstar. All that needs be done now is to update the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him."]
Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...
[And the artificial crotch enhancer socks that Gore stuffs into his pants are bigger than Obama's socks. So there!]
At least he's not Hillary.
[May I place that slogan on an Obama '08 bumper sticker?]
About Obama: how low do American standards have to fall that being able to string together a sentence in correct English now qualifies you for the Oval Office...
[Well, he does have a nice smile. So I guess he is qualified to be president.]
Vilsack? Don't know anthing about him.
[At least Vilsack has the guts to WEAR a Pooh Bear on his head in public.]
Obama has an excellent chance of winning the presidency, and the republicans know that. I took a very scary trip over to the Fox "news" site to see what attack points they are pushing about Obama.... man oh man... they are digging out the dirt early, truly they are. Nasty talking points too.... they wouldnt even bother with him if they didnt think he posed a very serious threat.... they even put togeather a rather nasty video bio about him.... I think he is brilliant and way more qualified than bush ever imagined he was... Obama will run and will probably win.
[Strange that you don't actually SPECIFY what those Fox News "attack points" actually are but no matter.]
Obama is OK, nice guy.
[Good enough for me. Start playing "Hail To The Chief" in his blessed presence.]
I would like to vote for Obama in `12.
[APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!]
So I am grateful that Al Gore lived to fight another day, and his day is fast approaching. He won in 2000, he could have won in 2004. Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul, THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces...a blight on our country and on the world. EXPOSE THEM and put them all in leg irons. Or they will continue their evil deeds.
[Obama served up as a mere gift to Al Gore? Hmmm...]
As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.
[aka Political Ex-Lax.]
Can someone give me ONE HONEST REASON why Sen. Obama should run for President? As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house.
[I'll give you TWO HONEST REASONS. Obama is not only nice but he is okay too.]
Yes, I can. I attended the event in Manchester yesterday. Obama was thoughtful. His words belied the media frenzy. Nobody left the meeting pumped up with Rock Star frenzy. Most left with Sen. Obama's eloquently phrased ideas turning in their heads. It was a very refreshing experience. If Barak Obama decides to run, he'll probably win. If he decides he won't, he'll do exceptional work for the American people anyway. Don't let he media paint the picture for you. Listen to the man yourself. Have the audacity to think for yourself.
[Thus spaketh a love struck Obama groupie.]
So I'm only half-racist for pointing out the guy has absolutely no qualifications for the job?
One of your best -- I especially like how you capture the meter and rising nature of the "bridge" section.
LOL. Outstanding!
When I was a little kid, my Dad used to read the Sunday FUnnies to me. His favorite character was B.O. Plenty from Dick Tracy. He just couldn't get enough of saying that name out loud. At the time I couldn't figure out why my Dad always laughed out loud when saying that name but it sure made him happy.
Animal and Sugar Lips Shapiro did in Stalag 17. BTW, the author of the Stalag 17 play had a part in that movie. Can you guess who it was?
The funny thing about emus is that about 12 years ago, a breeding pair would sell for over $10,000 here in the States. Now you can't even give the damn things away.
You have to "process" the emus in order to get their oil. That's a nice way of describing something that might disturb the kiddies if they found out what happened to those cute emus.
What about Shmoo oil? How would that work?
RIGHT ON TARGET!!! This SONG must get radio airplay!!! Any suggestions out there on how to do this? I really REALLY want to HEAR this one sung. I know it would cause mass laughter out there. IT MUST BE PERFORMED!!!
Charles could sympathize with Stephen Foster. "Oh Susannah" was one of the most widely performed pieces of the 19th Century but Stephen Foster who wrote it saw almost nothing in the way of royalties from it.
FUnnie but to me he looks half Nebraskan.
I would not have known except by googling just now and looking at imdb. It was Edmund Trzcinski as "Triz' Trzcinski."
In looking at the cast, I also notice a bit part for Ross Bagdasarian--yes, the "Dave Seville" behind Alvin and the Chipmunks! My daughter and I were just singing "The Chipmunk Song" ("Christmas, Don't Be Late") the other day!
Back to "Stalag 17." It had two great things going for it: 1) It was a William Holden WWII movie, and this one is up there with "Bridge on the River Kwai" and "Counterfeit Traitor." 2) It was directed by Billy Wilder, and he made so many good flicks, it's amazing.
Correct. He was the skinny guy whose wife in the movie wrote him and told him about a "miracle." Someone left a baby at her doorstep and "you won't believe this" but the baby :looks just like me."
The Triz character throughout the rest of the movie kept proclaiming, "I believe! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE!!!"
BTW, Stalag 17 was perhaps the best written movie script ever. I read both the movie script and the original play script. The "officer" in the play (originally a sergeant) hid in the outhouse latrine deep in the hole where everybody dumped their bodily functions.
In looking at the cast, I also notice a bit part for Ross Bagdasarian--yes, the "Dave Seville" behind Alvin and the Chipmunks!
He played the sidekick to the officer who kept doing all kinds of impressions such as Clark Gable.
Another favorite is "A Foreign Affair." A FUnnie look at corruption in the military occupying forces in Berlin just after WWII. I talked to a few old timers and much of what that movie presented was true including Russians who went happily berserk gazing upon wristwatches going all the way up the arms of the GIs selling them. A candy bar would get you a pleasant evening in the sack with a pretty fraulein while violating the widely violated no fraternizing rule.
You know, after I write these things, I can step back in an almost detached sort of way, and I say either, "OK, that's serviceable," or sometimes, "Wow! That's perfect! I cannot write a better parody than that!" This was one of those latter occasions. It depends on the material I'm working with, too; some things just cannot rise to those heights because of the limitations of the original song or the subject matter, etc. But this one did.
Well, I just posted your song parody on a NewsBusters thread in a reply to a story about Obama. Maybe I can work it into a thread of its own.
I just updated my blog to include those song lyrics at the top.
[Strange that you don't actually SPECIFY what those Fox News "attack points" actually are but no matter.]
Also strange that no one has yet identified those qualifications of which Obama has more in his pinky finger than Bush has in his entire body. We are told that Obama is well spoken, a nice guy, and well,,,,,OK, which I guess covers a lot of territory. But that also describes my late father, my cousin the lawyer, and our pastor, should they also be running for the highest office in the most powerful nation in the history of the world?
I also get the impression that the one qualification that makes him so dear to DUmmies and KOmmies is that he's not Hillary. For that matter, I'm not Hillary either, I wonder how much support I would get on those forums if I ran for some high office.
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