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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats! It is an uncritical love that conveniently overlooks the fact that Senator Barack Obama has almost no experience. However that doesn't matter. Obama love continues unabated and is heated up by the fact that the senator seems expert as pouring out feel-good platitudes that are almost meaningless when you analyze them. For this reason, Barack Obama has now become the Warren G. Harding of the Democrat party. Of course, when you look beyond the feel-good platitudes, one will notice that Obama has an almost perfect LIBERAL voting record. On top of that, he was involved in a real estate scandal (most likely leaked by the Clinton people) that would have ruined an unloved Republican in the same shoes. The latest outburst of Obama Orgasma occurred just yesterday in New Hampshire as you can see in this Huffington Post THREAD lovingly titled, "Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire..." So let us now watch the Democrats indulge themselves in an orgy of Obama Orgasma in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, resisting the evil right-wing urge to note that his middle name is HUSSEIN, is in the [brackets]:

Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire...

[I WUV my Obama! May I touch a piece of his garb? Will I be worthy enough to kiss his tush?]

The political phenomenon known as Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) descended Sunday on the state with the nation's first presidential primary, drawing enthusiastic crowds and trailed by a huge media horde as he continued to stoke interest in a possible bid for the White House in 2008.

[After he SWORE that he wouldn't run for president earlier. But this is Obama. Our true love! He can lie or change his mind at will. Doesn't matter. Not even the fact that he has almost NO experience. WE WUV OBAMA!!!]

It was standing-room-only at a book signing Sunday morning in the seacoast town of Portsmouth, where the 750 available tickets were snapped up within hours of being made available to the public early last week. Here in Manchester, 1,500 people paid $25 apiece to hear him speak at a celebration of the New Hampshire Democratic Party's historic victories in last month's midterm elections.

[Want to make some easy money? Just buy up a bunch of tickets for ANY Obama event this year and you will be sure to make thousands by selling them on eBay for all those buyers hopelessly in love with our inexperienced senator. And now to hear from the HUffies...]

I wish Obama the best...he is an excellent speaker and writer, but needs to hone his Senatorial skills and sponsor some bills...I wish he was ready for prime time, but I think he needs to hold out to '12. Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).

[GASP! You actually want Obama to DO something? Shame on you! You are NOT worthy of loving him.]

Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA!

[AND WAIT FOR MORE DIRTY LEAKS FROM HILLARY!]

I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality and fear of substance, just like Hillary FamousLastName's clueless candidacy, and Dubbya's before that. I don't see that Obama's done anything than word strings of consensual uplifting generalities.

[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities, then so can our beloved Obama.]

I think history has shown that personal charisma seems to be exceptionally important to Americans in presidental elections. We need to nominate the candidate with the best chance of beating the GOP candidate in 2008.

[Barack Obama Superstar. All that needs be done now is to update the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him."]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

[And the artificial crotch enhancer socks that Gore stuffs into his pants are bigger than Obama's socks. So there!]

At least he's not Hillary.

[May I place that slogan on an Obama '08 bumper sticker?]

About Obama: how low do American standards have to fall that being able to string together a sentence in correct English now qualifies you for the Oval Office...

[Well, he does have a nice smile. So I guess he is qualified to be president.]

Vilsack? Don't know anthing about him.

[At least Vilsack has the guts to WEAR a Pooh Bear on his head in public.]

Obama has an excellent chance of winning the presidency, and the republicans know that. I took a very scary trip over to the Fox "news" site to see what attack points they are pushing about Obama.... man oh man... they are digging out the dirt early, truly they are. Nasty talking points too.... they wouldnt even bother with him if they didnt think he posed a very serious threat.... they even put togeather a rather nasty video bio about him.... I think he is brilliant and way more qualified than bush ever imagined he was... Obama will run and will probably win.

[Strange that you don't actually SPECIFY what those Fox News "attack points" actually are but no matter.]

Obama is OK, nice guy.

[Good enough for me. Start playing "Hail To The Chief" in his blessed presence.]

I would like to vote for Obama in `12.

[APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!]

So I am grateful that Al Gore lived to fight another day, and his day is fast approaching. He won in 2000, he could have won in 2004. Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul, THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces...a blight on our country and on the world. EXPOSE THEM and put them all in leg irons. Or they will continue their evil deeds.

[Obama served up as a mere gift to Al Gore? Hmmm...]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

[aka Political Ex-Lax.]

Can someone give me ONE HONEST REASON why Sen. Obama should run for President? As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house.

[I'll give you TWO HONEST REASONS. Obama is not only nice but he is okay too.]

Yes, I can. I attended the event in Manchester yesterday. Obama was thoughtful. His words belied the media frenzy. Nobody left the meeting pumped up with Rock Star frenzy. Most left with Sen. Obama's eloquently phrased ideas turning in their heads. It was a very refreshing experience. If Barak Obama decides to run, he'll probably win. If he decides he won't, he'll do exceptional work for the American people anyway. Don't let he media paint the picture for you. Listen to the man yourself. Have the audacity to think for yourself.

[Thus spaketh a love struck Obama groupie.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; huffies; huffingtonpost; obama
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To: Cheburashka

I asked sorta the same thing.

I'm beginning to think he doesn't hand squeeze them but has moved into the 21st century. The modern process is to shred them and centrifuge out the oil.


61 posted on 12/11/2006 10:24:58 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

...."Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks"....

It just amazes me that there are people on the left the seriously consider algore a viable candidate. "Charisma"? From Plasticman?? Geez, I hope they nominate him!

I say if in '08 the libs want to run Hilly, Edwards, algore, B.O. Plenty, or any combination of the above, we should help them out in every way possible. The GOP may not as yet have real, viable candidate for '08, but this shows me that the libs have LESS then none!


62 posted on 12/11/2006 10:44:38 AM PST by Mtner77
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix
I'm beginning to think he doesn't hand squeeze them but has moved into the 21st century. The modern process is to shred them and centrifuge out the oil.
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I've heard about the centrifuge process. I hear the technology is dual-use.

When you aren't making emu juice you can use them for nuclear weapon production.

Should we worry about making PJ mad?
63 posted on 12/11/2006 10:46:16 AM PST by Cheburashka ( World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

**I wish Obama the best...he is an excellent speaker and writer, but needs to hone his Senatorial skills and sponsor some bills...I wish he was ready for prime time, but I think he needs to hold out to '12.**

Noooo!!! Obama NOW! Mindless "I swear we're not racist" liberals everywhere are waiting to vote for a black guy.


64 posted on 12/11/2006 10:53:22 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Harding was better than Obama. His long statement, albeit overdone, says, "No big ideas, just quiet competence".

Given the trouble governments have with great ambitions, he was on to something.

Regards, Ivan

65 posted on 12/11/2006 10:56:23 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...**

Gore? What drugs are you on? He's got about as much charisma, charm, humor, and good looks as...well, pretty much any other liberal. Think Ted Kennedy.


66 posted on 12/11/2006 10:57:42 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**About Obama: how low do American standards have to fall that being able to string together a sentence in correct English now qualifies you for the Oval Office...**

Hey, he's black too! That's important!


67 posted on 12/11/2006 10:58:30 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.**

Your grandfather was a very, very strange man...


68 posted on 12/11/2006 10:59:52 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: kevkrom

Oh, one of the silly girls from my school who also went to DC said Gore should run on "I won." Um....exactly who does that attract besides the whackjobs who really believe Gore won in 2000?


69 posted on 12/11/2006 11:02:30 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: imskylark

He's black. It's very important.


70 posted on 12/11/2006 11:06:08 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
Hey Charles! . . . I feel that the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him" need to be updated for Obama. . . . I think the updated (for Obama) lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him" would be a big hit on talk radio.

Rush, Paul, Sean, Laura, Michelle, whoever, if you're reading this, let's talk.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look!.He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!

71 posted on 12/11/2006 11:06:56 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is that Barack Hussain Obama?


72 posted on 12/11/2006 11:08:02 AM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL ... I was thinking about a campaign song in tune with "O Susannah", but don't have the time (or talent ;) to develop it further:

It's Obama-
He's the one for me,
I love Barack Obama
Say goodbye to Hillary.


73 posted on 12/11/2006 11:13:24 AM PST by mikrofon (Courtesy - Stephen "Vince" Foster)
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To: kevkrom; ilovew; PJ-Comix
Imagine just for a minute that Obama was of caucasian heritage. . . .

He is. Obama's mama is, in his own words, as "white as milk."

Halfblack Obama is half-Kenyan, half-Kansan:


74 posted on 12/11/2006 11:26:15 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: libs_kma
OBAMA is a ROCKSTAR!!!

He's a BARACKSTAR!!!

75 posted on 12/11/2006 11:31:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Was that critic H.L. Mencken?

No, that putdown of Harding was certainly witty enough to be Mencken, and you've got the right era, but actually it was a Democrat leader by the name of William Gibbs McAdoo.

76 posted on 12/11/2006 11:35:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: MadIvan; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Harding was better than Obama.

I know. Harding had more experience, too.

His long statement, albeit overdone, says, "No big ideas, just quiet competence". Given the trouble governments have with great ambitions, he was on to something.

The Harding-Coolidge 1920s era of limited government worked pretty well. Then the Depression came, Hoover became unpopular, and that gave FDR his golden opportunity to inaugurate the Era of Big Government, and it's gone downhill ever since.

77 posted on 12/11/2006 11:43:47 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hoover was an interventionist - had Coolidge been President in 1929, the Great Depression likely would not have been nearly so bad, nor so long.

Coolidge was dismissive of Hoover, calling him "Wonder Boy" and disliking his interventionist ideas.

Regards, Ivan

78 posted on 12/11/2006 12:01:13 PM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Every time I mention my junior Senator's name, I make it a point to use his middle name and emphasize it.

You mean as like Osama Hussein Obama?

Why Osama? By cracky, if it's good enough for Teddy Kennedy, it's good enough for me.

79 posted on 12/11/2006 12:06:50 PM PST by Ole Okie
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To: Charles Henrickson
The best thing Harding (and his Cabinet) ever did:

Revenue Act of 1921

Way more than Obama ever would.

Regards, Ivan

80 posted on 12/11/2006 12:08:10 PM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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