[PJ-Comix]

If you see idiots showing up at the polls with bottles of windex, then you know they are DUmmies.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[imskylark]

"citing Diebold and voter intimidation among other things, I don't have a link. He added that 06 has been stolen months ago, voter turnout will mean ****."

Keep up the good work! Discourage the Dems from voting and Republicans will win. LOL!!! Dems are shooting themselves in the foot.

[epow]

. They stole the eleciotn.

Stealing the eleiotn was child's play. OTOH stealing the upcoming election will be a little bit harder, but it's not a major problem when we have the Rovian master plan running on schedule.

[Lx]

... this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW.

Maybe it wasn't Clay Shaw but Clay Bertram???

Somewhat obscure movie reference.

[epow]

He said it just now on AAR radio, citing Diebold and voter intimidation among other things, I don't have a link.

Well if that was broadcast on ErrAmerica millions of listeners must have heard it. Or at least thousands, or, uhh, hundreds maybe? Well anyway, someone must have heard it besides you.

[epow]

I am Very pessimistic. And I BLAME the Democrats.

Hey, that's not fair DUmmy. You may not appreciate Rove as much as we do, but you should at least give credit where credit is due.

[epow]

If the Democrats have any sense they will have something lined up to counteract that

Well at least we won't have to worry about Democrats having something lined up to counteract Rove's ingenious "Saddam Verdict" ploy.

[Gordongekko909]

then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker.

This one's certifiable. I mean, damn. Just damn. Ladies and gents, the Democrat base.

[Paul Heinzman]

If you see idiots showing up at the polls with bottles of windex, then you know they are DUmmies.

I think the Guy Fawkes masks and video cameras will be all the evidence I'll need.

[Paul Heinzman]

The poll workers turned their heads sharply in my direction when they heard me yell: "ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!"

That actually sounds like some fun on election day. I usually don't like to call attention to myself unless it's negative attention. I might just do that.

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

Interesting how they only found Democrats with voting problems. I guess they really are too dumb to fill out a ballot correctly.

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

It gives me a lot of faith in the ATM machines across the nation that have Diebold written on them.

[Republicans get a $50 bonus on all withdrawals if they insert their vote card into those ATMs.]

Now that is funny because when the gas prices were high I told them that I didn't mind because I donated to the RNC and they sent me a special gas card that reduced the price to $1.50 per gallon.

The sad part is they bought it.

[Paul Heinzman]

They only miscalibrate one way. Funny how that works.

Yeah, just like the McDonald's drive-thru. All your vote and all your McNugget are belong to us.

[gardencatz]

They only miscalibrate one way. Funny how that works.

How could they possibly KNOW this? They aren't in the booth with republicans when they vote and republicans tend to not whine and moan as much a democrats do. If it were a problem they weren't able to resolve on their own, they'd go get a poll worker. Once the problem's solved they'd vote and go about their business. DUmmies, on the other hand, see conspiracy theories dancing in their fragile little brains and can't function for the rest of the day.

They are completely incapable of seeing their losses for what they are: a rejection of their world view, their political philosophy and their plans for the government. But if they're that concerned about it, I could go for paper ballots (isn't that what we had BEFORE they demanded electronic voting?) if they would support voter picture ID programs. Of course, that kind a compromise that NORMAL people make all the time is impossible for them...even if the government agrees to pay for all voter IDs. Personally, I don't see why these "poor" and "minorities" who would be disenfranchised can't just use the same ID they already use to buy beer or cash a check.

Cindie

[visualops]

Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine

Isn't that against the rules? Everywhere I vote there are dividers etc so votes are secret. If he had a problem he should have told the poll worker. I smell a rat lying.

[Purrcival]

Omigosh! Touchscreen voting machines mysteriously changing votes for Democrats into votes for Republicans???? Send in the crack ghostbusters from...

[Purrcival]

Here's a hint for DUmmies who want to learn how to use that newfangled touchscreen technology correctly:

Be sure touch the box FOR THE CANDIDATE FOR WHOM YOU ARE CASTING YOUR VOTE, not just sorta-kinda in the vicinity. This is a proven technique, and has worked for me EVERY SINGLE TIME, without fail. If you screw up and fat-finger your choice on the screen, the review screen will give you an actual chance to correct your vote!

Other than that, I agree with others on the thread. These anecdotal claims are pretty worthless, and the DUmmies are getting these stories together in case they need ammo for their bogus "Diebold fraud" claims. How about some REAL EVIDENCE?

[beans36]

...but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind...

Careful there, Einstein...you don't appear to have a whole lot to spare.

[CzarNicky]

I'm going to try voting all democrat and see if any of them switch over to Republican on the on the review screen.

[Charles Henrickson]

He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

I think this is a nice feature, don't you? Kind of like a spell-check or an auto-correct, so you don't end up voting for the lesser choice.

[Charles Henrickson]

"It worries me because the races are so close."

Don't worry, they won't be close after we get done with them.