DUmmie FUnnies 10-30-06 (ALL Is Going According To The Perfect Rovian Plan)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 30, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

Can you imagine being this poor guy? "Yeah, uh huh, lady..."

Can you imagine being the poor trick-or-treater's that show up at her door tomorrow night? No Guy Fawkes mask, no candy!

[alarm rider]

What happens when you get to 1000? Free beer? T-Shirts? Diebold pictures?

[gate2wire]

"If someone really wanted to commit election fraud, the voter wouldn't see the improper selection."

That makes too much sense. Thank you LFT.

[PJ-Comix]

I won't say now because then everybody will try to be #1000.

[Mtner77]

You have to love how the DUmmies are talking about "taking it to the streets" if their moonbat candidates don't win BIG enough (the implication being "civil war" - I would love to see that, these are the same people that think gun ownership should be outlawed! So are they going to throw tofu or what?)

If these DUmmies actually do "take to the streets" Nov. 8 we need to have a thread that night, entitled: "How many DUmmies I scraped off my front bumper tonight"!

[decal]

"And Rove knows just what to do,and has the money to do it, to manipulate the bad news off the TV screen. He manipulates well..."

Wow, he's a chiropractor, TOO? Is there ANYTHING this prodigious polymath can't do??

[Purrcival]

"Rove v. Word" -- great tag line on that post, as usual! I always have to double-check your tag line on your posts because they're always changed to match that post, and they're always amusing.

[Charles Henrickson]

If you remember Johnny Ray you must be older than you look Charles. . . .

I must be older than I look, because I get that reaction all the time when people find out how old I am. I'm 53.

[Charles Henrickson]

You're satirical tune-smithing is on par with Dr. Tom Lehrer.

That is high praise indeed. Thank you. In my personal pantheon of parodists, those who influenced me, I rank Tom Lehrer way up there with Allan Sherman. (Stan Freberg not far behind.)

[Watery Tart]

"Yeah, uh huh, lady..."

[Gordongekko909]

[Watery Tart]

I will come in on Saturday. I need to attach all my TPS cover sheets, anyway.

[dirtbiker]

I am Very pessimistic.

I thought that was your natural state.....

And I BLAME the Democrats.

No, no, NO!!!!

REMEMBER THE MEMO!!!!!

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!

CAN'T YOU DUmmies DO ANYTHING RIGHT?????

[dirtbiker]

This is an OUTRAGEOUS situation. It's not outside hackers that are the danger--it's INSIDE hackers!

Is this the same "inside hacker" that you claim is also "inside your head"?

(Reminds me of a Pink Floyd song: "The lunatics are in my head....")

[dirtbiker]

Thom Hartman on Mother Jones: GOP will keep both houses

He said it just now on AAR radio, citing Diebold and voter intimidation among other things...

AAR radio? I guess this means 3 other people now know about this....

I tried to listen to AAR once.......Worst 15 seconds of my life......(I still have the nervous twitch to prove it....)

[piasa]

-he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking

Hmmm. A close encounter with a beeber-like device. No wonder the DUer is stuned.

[beans36]

Funny to read that 2 year-old edition of the DUFUs. The options put forward by the DUmmies IF Kerry were to lose were:

Do you plan to:

1. Revolt - Civil War

2. Move To Another County - If So, Which?

3. Change To A "3rd" party

4. Nothing

As usual, PJ nailed it with #5, "Screech so loud you crap in your diaper". They have really evolved over the last 2 years, haven't they? The more things change, the more they stay the same.