DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-06 (DUmmies Discuss Their Bush Derangement Syndrome)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 10-16-06 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[dirtbiker]

Well, let me recount the last 6 years of my life. I, like you, have had a good run.

Here goes:
My first wife of 22 years left me and our 2 sons...
I met a marvelous woman with 3 son, married her...
Lost my trucking job of 20 years when the company went bankrupt...
Got a better job with the Postal Service...
Became a Christian...

I put my faith in God, not GWB and certainly not the government. With Him, nothing is impossible!

If you think about it, to the DUmmies, the government is their god, and (according to them) since the government isn't what they want or need, they are depressed...their "god" can't save them....

[dirtbiker]

Wait till this DUmmie finds out that, as a self-employed business owner he is the target of the Democrat's economic envy.

He'll just blame Bush....

[MoochPooch]

As always though, the activists for the cause went way too far

That's the problem with liberal thought. They're right about some things but take them out of context.

They were right in getting the place closed down, but not in attacking the concept of institutionalized care for those who seriously need it.

When I was a kid, you had to go to skid row to see these people. Now, they're everywhere.

[decal]

"Well, we struggled even harder for about 6 months and then business took off. I'm now making triple what I was when I quit my old job. We are climbing out of debt fast, and next year at the age of 43 I will finally be able to buy my own house. If we can get the Dems back in charge and fix Iraq, the health care crisis and a few other things life may just be looking good."

Nobody, but NOBODY, who becomes better off through his own efforts would post at this socialist p!ssoir.

Therefore, either this boob is A Compleat Liar or his "house" is a cardboard box.

[Watery Tart]

The other thing is that we've become a bit hermit-like - where we live in Raleigh, we are surrounded by faux holy rollers and bushbots....so we don't really feel connected to people around us.

Raleigh!

[Watery Tart]

Yes, you're quite right, I'm fed up with being treated like a sheep, I mean what's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted round in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh...