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DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-06 (""Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29. 2006 | DUmies and PJ-Comx

Posted on 09/29/2006 5:40:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have given up hope a lot earlier than I expected. At the beginning of this month, the DUmmies were in a state of total jublilation by the prospect of their inevitable victory in November. Now that it is the end of the month, the DUmmies have already succumbed to doom and gloom by giving up all hope of victory at the polls. I honestly believed this DUmmie depression would begin by mid-October but I underestimated the rapidity of their mood shifts. Several things have caused the shift in the DUmmie mood but the latest one is the Senate passage yesterday of the Detainee Interrogation Bill which the DUmmies call the Torture Bill. You can see the extent of DUmmie defeatism over this in this THREAD titled, "Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November." So let us now savor the sweet salty tears of DUmmie despair in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking for a Dollar Store sale on Guy Fawkes costumes, is in the [brackets]:

Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November

[I think the Dems fate was sealed when DUmmieland went online.]

the odds were long anyway with purged voter rolls and phony voting machines. But in fact, there is no compelling reason to vote out the right-wing Congress on November. It should be crystal clear to even the Fox News devotees like Human Torch that our inexorable march toward a fascist state won't be affected by the results of this fall's vote. A slight Dem majority in either house of Congress will not produce the investigations and aggressive prosecutions needed to reverse our rendevous with Nazi Germany's fate.

[You have a Wal-Mart Detention Center in your future.]

The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for. He doesn't even pretend to work any more, just attends fundraisers and lets his sycophants in Congress and in the media lie, slander, and propagandize for whoever is really doing the scheming.

[He just relaxes while letting Karl Rove and Dick Cheney do all the heavy lifting. Why strain yourself when you can just relax in the mornings with a nice cup of java while laughing over the latest DUmmie FUnnies edition?]

We've lost, folks. eventually we will get angry enough and the neocons' reign will end in a similar fashion to (best case) the Shah or Papa Doc or Pinochet, or (worst case) Hitler or Mussolini. That's a long way off though. The worst president in history gets one vote of confidence after another, and NO ONE can stop him.

[None can stop the Bush Family Evil Empire juggernaut!]

It's not October, but this was quite a surprise.

[We thought we would surprise you with the September Surprise.]

Go get drunk or something.

[Happy Hour at Bukowski's will be extended today.]

We just need to get out the word the republicans are the party of unending war and torture, all the time diverting our tax $ to global fascists.

[Read all about it in TruthOut!]

That's why a Mussolini-like ending is more likely for the 4th Reich than any other.

[So you will be hanging Li'l Beaver by his toes?]

Bush's rating is very low with the majority against him

[A little Diebold programming can fix that.]

John Murtha as Speaker of the House. John Conyers as head of the House Judiciary Committee. Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader.

[...John Kerry as President on Jan. 20, 2005.]

I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA despite your hardest efforts to make everyone concede before the election even happened. I don't know if it bums you out or not, but we can and do win elections.

[DUmmiecrats translate the retention of seats into winning.]

Um Did you ever consider that the '05 Elections was the couple of bucks THEY LET YOU WIN? Can you not get this? You can be sure you are going to lose 20's and 50's in November. They will not lose where it counts. That is not defeatism. That is the reality of the criminality you face. To deny it, means you've already lost.

[Correct. We allowed you to retain a few minor offices in '05 just so you would bet whatever sanity you have left this year.]

Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender. We will stop this insanity that has consumed our nation. Have heart my friend and fight. Vote, get those that believe to vote ! Vote for change. It is our duty. We owe it to this nation.

[Good news! I just fedexed you a brand new Guy Fawkes costume.]

Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in. Always question and hold those responsible accountable. The tide will turn. The lies, the misdeeds, the sheer greed of this administration will be revealed. I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

[Please maintain that great attitude while Lucy adjusts her football.]

I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too. The truth is our weapon and it is vastly more powerful then you have surmised. Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention. Our way of life is threatened, not by a foreign enemy, but by one that is domestic and our job is not to capitulate and accept it, but to fight it for we will defend our nation from all enemies be they foreign or domestic.

[And I bet you burned a lot of V For Vendetta dvd's.]

Yep!.....Its over. Too many wussy dems. Even a takover of the House, the Senate, or both will be meaningless. There won't be any investigations. Nobody will be held to account for their war crimes, and nothing will change. There will always be just enough turncoat dems to make sure that the fascists get everything they want. We're f*cked!

[You just put a smile on benburch's face.]

As the numbers go, there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all even if we win every one of them. Because there are still too many traitors within our own party who don't have to run for office this year.

[Give up all hope...NOW!]


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KEYWORDS: detainees; dummies; election2006; torture
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To: PJ-Comix
"Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in. Always question and hold those responsible accountable. The tide will turn. The lies, the misdeeds, the sheer greed of this administration will be revealed. I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity."

Truly misguided, sad, uniformed, stupidity. Such idiocy reeks all through DU as the brain-dead speak their minds--make up things and then get mad at what they make up.
21 posted on 09/29/2006 6:01:27 AM PDT by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: jdm

Did you happen to see dennis kucinich on Cavuto yesterday? He was trying to say the economy stinks. Cavuto was very polite but you could tell he wanted to slap kucinich into reality. 4.7% unemployment, DOW nearing new high, 70% of Americans involved in the market...
kucinich-"tax cuts for the wealthy, tax cuts for the wealthy, etc." He(kucinich) is an idiot.


22 posted on 09/29/2006 6:02:10 AM PDT by gate2wire (Never Forget.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 25?


23 posted on 09/29/2006 6:03:01 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Critical Thinking"="I don't understand it so it must be wrong.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Top 25.

Damn Blogger/Google.

24 posted on 09/29/2006 6:12:36 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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To: PJ-Comix

They'd all start committing mass suicide, but they couldn't figure out which end of the rope to use.


25 posted on 09/29/2006 6:13:01 AM PDT by shekkian
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To: PJ-Comix
Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention.

"Honey, Frankie from your office is at the door!"

"What's he coming by on Sunday for? Hey, Frank - everything OK?"

"No, Tom, everything is not OK. Are you watching the game right now?"

"As a matter of fact I am Frank. Can I help you?"

"Yes! You can help me by turning that silly football game off and watching this DVD I burned off the internet. It reveals the fascist PNAC plot by those 9/11 MIHOPers to destroy America and create a new Nazi regime! Watch it closely - the situation is worse than you have surmised!"

"Maybe later, Frank, we're heading into the third quarter."

"You have to learn the truth Tom! The truth is on this DVD I burned! The truth that will overthrow Chimpy Bushitlerburton's Skull and Bones conspiracy for world domination!"

"If I take the DVD, will you go away?"

"Of course. I've got like, fifteen more people from work to give this DVD to."

"OK, Frank - see you later."

"What did he want, Honey? Honey?"

"Throw this away and never answer the door for that crazy f****er ever again. I don't want him around the kids. I gotta talk to the HR VP tomorrow."

26 posted on 09/29/2006 6:13:37 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender."

Unless it is to Islamofascist Terrorists!


27 posted on 09/29/2006 6:15:53 AM PDT by CSM ("When you stop lying about us, we'll stop telling the truth about you." No Truce With Kings)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA despite your hardest efforts to make everyone concede before the election even happened."

Yes, the "Reform Ohio Now" thing went so well....


28 posted on 09/29/2006 6:18:33 AM PDT by NapkinUser (http://www.votegraf.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix

Perhaps the DUmmies can hang their hopes on another "fake but accurate" media offering?


29 posted on 09/29/2006 6:26:42 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA

We took back CA (Arnold might be a RINO but he asn't allowed tax increases and he vetoed Drivers Licenses for Illegals and Health Care Socialism).

30 posted on 09/29/2006 6:26:52 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Critical Thinking"="I don't understand it so it must be wrong.")
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To: PJ-Comix

"We just need to get out the word the republicans are the party of unending war and torture, all the time diverting our tax $ to global fascists."


You're only $10 away from getting that message out.


31 posted on 09/29/2006 6:28:17 AM PDT by beans36 ("Biden '08! Bringing America Together!")
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

Gee, he must really hate the staff of the NTY, CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, NPR, and all of his DUmmie friends.


32 posted on 09/29/2006 6:28:42 AM PDT by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix

Uh oh! Looks like Slick's on-air tantrum didn't have much staying power for the DU troops! Guess the bent one will have to reappear on Fox News - but this time Bill, let's throw a few chairs around! Maybe do a Howard Dean "Yeaaaaaaarrrgh!"


33 posted on 09/29/2006 6:29:01 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: CSM

NO PASARAN!!!


34 posted on 09/29/2006 6:32:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA

There were no major elections in CA in '05.

35 posted on 09/29/2006 6:42:47 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Chicks dig me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ok, great one, I need your enlightment. I googled the term "No Pasaran" but just got more confused. What is the specific reference of that?


36 posted on 09/29/2006 6:48:39 AM PDT by CSM ("When you stop lying about us, we'll stop telling the truth about you." No Truce With Kings)
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To: PJ-Comix
Go with me on this one:

Do you remember the actor Stephen Stucker?

He played the crazy controller "Johnny" in Airplane! He had some of the best lines: `There's a problem at the control tower!'
`What is it?'
`It's the big tower where the air traffic controllers talk to the planes.'

It's like everyone in DU is a Johnny!

37 posted on 09/29/2006 6:50:22 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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To: PJ-Comix

I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections.

The elections were in 04, not 05


38 posted on 09/29/2006 6:56:24 AM PDT by AirForce-TechSgt (RR's quote is to long to use as a tagline.)
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To: CSM

La Pasionera. Spanish Civil War.


39 posted on 09/29/2006 6:57:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt
I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections. The elections were in 04, not 05

Shhhhh. We told them Democrats vote in odd years, Republicans in even.

40 posted on 09/29/2006 6:58:46 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ("Critical Thinking"="I don't understand it so it must be wrong.")
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