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DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-06 (""Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29. 2006 | DUmies and PJ-Comx

Posted on 09/29/2006 5:40:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have given up hope a lot earlier than I expected. At the beginning of this month, the DUmmies were in a state of total jublilation by the prospect of their inevitable victory in November. Now that it is the end of the month, the DUmmies have already succumbed to doom and gloom by giving up all hope of victory at the polls. I honestly believed this DUmmie depression would begin by mid-October but I underestimated the rapidity of their mood shifts. Several things have caused the shift in the DUmmie mood but the latest one is the Senate passage yesterday of the Detainee Interrogation Bill which the DUmmies call the Torture Bill. You can see the extent of DUmmie defeatism over this in this THREAD titled, "Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November." So let us now savor the sweet salty tears of DUmmie despair in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking for a Dollar Store sale on Guy Fawkes costumes, is in the [brackets]:

Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November

[I think the Dems fate was sealed when DUmmieland went online.]

the odds were long anyway with purged voter rolls and phony voting machines. But in fact, there is no compelling reason to vote out the right-wing Congress on November. It should be crystal clear to even the Fox News devotees like Human Torch that our inexorable march toward a fascist state won't be affected by the results of this fall's vote. A slight Dem majority in either house of Congress will not produce the investigations and aggressive prosecutions needed to reverse our rendevous with Nazi Germany's fate.

[You have a Wal-Mart Detention Center in your future.]

The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for. He doesn't even pretend to work any more, just attends fundraisers and lets his sycophants in Congress and in the media lie, slander, and propagandize for whoever is really doing the scheming.

[He just relaxes while letting Karl Rove and Dick Cheney do all the heavy lifting. Why strain yourself when you can just relax in the mornings with a nice cup of java while laughing over the latest DUmmie FUnnies edition?]

We've lost, folks. eventually we will get angry enough and the neocons' reign will end in a similar fashion to (best case) the Shah or Papa Doc or Pinochet, or (worst case) Hitler or Mussolini. That's a long way off though. The worst president in history gets one vote of confidence after another, and NO ONE can stop him.

[None can stop the Bush Family Evil Empire juggernaut!]

It's not October, but this was quite a surprise.

[We thought we would surprise you with the September Surprise.]

Go get drunk or something.

[Happy Hour at Bukowski's will be extended today.]

We just need to get out the word the republicans are the party of unending war and torture, all the time diverting our tax $ to global fascists.

[Read all about it in TruthOut!]

That's why a Mussolini-like ending is more likely for the 4th Reich than any other.

[So you will be hanging Li'l Beaver by his toes?]

Bush's rating is very low with the majority against him

[A little Diebold programming can fix that.]

John Murtha as Speaker of the House. John Conyers as head of the House Judiciary Committee. Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader.

[...John Kerry as President on Jan. 20, 2005.]

I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA despite your hardest efforts to make everyone concede before the election even happened. I don't know if it bums you out or not, but we can and do win elections.

[DUmmiecrats translate the retention of seats into winning.]

Um Did you ever consider that the '05 Elections was the couple of bucks THEY LET YOU WIN? Can you not get this? You can be sure you are going to lose 20's and 50's in November. They will not lose where it counts. That is not defeatism. That is the reality of the criminality you face. To deny it, means you've already lost.

[Correct. We allowed you to retain a few minor offices in '05 just so you would bet whatever sanity you have left this year.]

Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender. We will stop this insanity that has consumed our nation. Have heart my friend and fight. Vote, get those that believe to vote ! Vote for change. It is our duty. We owe it to this nation.

[Good news! I just fedexed you a brand new Guy Fawkes costume.]

Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in. Always question and hold those responsible accountable. The tide will turn. The lies, the misdeeds, the sheer greed of this administration will be revealed. I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

[Please maintain that great attitude while Lucy adjusts her football.]

I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too. The truth is our weapon and it is vastly more powerful then you have surmised. Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention. Our way of life is threatened, not by a foreign enemy, but by one that is domestic and our job is not to capitulate and accept it, but to fight it for we will defend our nation from all enemies be they foreign or domestic.

[And I bet you burned a lot of V For Vendetta dvd's.]

Yep!.....Its over. Too many wussy dems. Even a takover of the House, the Senate, or both will be meaningless. There won't be any investigations. Nobody will be held to account for their war crimes, and nothing will change. There will always be just enough turncoat dems to make sure that the fascists get everything they want. We're f*cked!

[You just put a smile on benburch's face.]

As the numbers go, there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all even if we win every one of them. Because there are still too many traitors within our own party who don't have to run for office this year.

[Give up all hope...NOW!]


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I was going to DUFU two DUmmie threads on this topic but Blogger.Com was so agonizingly SLOW this AM that I couldn't take the frustration of a longer DUFU.

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1 posted on 09/29/2006 5:40:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

woohoo!


2 posted on 09/29/2006 5:41:05 AM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP


3 posted on 09/29/2006 5:41:19 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 09/29/2006 5:41:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for. He doesn't even pretend to work any more, just attends fundraisers and lets his sycophants in Congress and in the media lie, slander, and propagandize for whoever is really doing the scheming.

They really don't like Carter much, eh?

5 posted on 09/29/2006 5:43:43 AM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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Allow me to take this momment to say:

Top 10!


6 posted on 09/29/2006 5:44:32 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Top ten....


7 posted on 09/29/2006 5:44:50 AM PDT by beezdotcom
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Home from work top 10!


8 posted on 09/29/2006 5:45:16 AM PDT by NEPA (You say redneck like its a bad thing)
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wooo hooo top 10


9 posted on 09/29/2006 5:45:16 AM PDT by CSM ("When you stop lying about us, we'll stop telling the truth about you." No Truce With Kings)
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top 10!


10 posted on 09/29/2006 5:45:28 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for.

What is Jimmy Carter getting away with now?

11 posted on 09/29/2006 5:45:59 AM PDT by CzarNicky (Gentlemen, Dethklok has summoned a troll.)
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top 12 or so


12 posted on 09/29/2006 5:46:58 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The race is on http://BlackwellvStrickland.blogspot.com (now linked on RealClearPolitics.com))
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Top 20?


13 posted on 09/29/2006 5:48:06 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender. We will stop this insanity that has consumed our nation.


14 posted on 09/29/2006 5:48:40 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
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It's the end of my world: the Dems done capitumalated!
15 posted on 09/29/2006 5:49:29 AM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA...

I must have missed that big win in OH when the polls hall had the dems issues 2-5 winning by 30 points only to have them all lose by 30 points. Kind of like what the dems polls have the current governor's race at.

16 posted on 09/29/2006 5:51:03 AM PDT by CzarNicky (Gentlemen, Dethklok has summoned a troll.)
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As the numbers go, there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all even if we win every one of them. Because there are still too many traitors within our own party who don't have to run for office this year.

Go on.....call for help.....SQUEAL.....no one's gonna save you now....

17 posted on 09/29/2006 5:53:52 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
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I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too. The truth is our weapon and it is vastly more powerful then you have surmised. Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention. Our way of life is threatened, not by a foreign enemy, but by one that is domestic and our job is not to capitulate and accept it, but to fight it for we will defend our nation from all enemies be they foreign or domestic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We hear you. Now take out the trash and feed the dog like your mommie said or you'll get grounded again.

18 posted on 09/29/2006 5:53:57 AM PDT by gate2wire (Never Forget.)
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Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know.

How on earth are people going to watch DVDs and listen to CDs? The economy sucks, right, no one has those things? /sarc

19 posted on 09/29/2006 5:56:35 AM PDT by jdm (I gotta give the Helen Thomas obsession a rest.)
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Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention.

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for another exciting edition of the DF's PJ. You just can't make this stuff up.
20 posted on 09/29/2006 5:59:46 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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