DUmmie FUnnies 09-18-06 ("Yesterday, I Bought a Gun")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[HungarianGypsy]

This is hilarious! How often do we sit around thinking, "Oh my! I better buy a gun in case a Leftist or an athiest shows up on my doorstep!"?

[YankeeReb]

This has to be a FREEPER-TROLL, I can't believe even DUmmies are this stupid . ROTFLMAO. If these are your typical air-head america listeners, It's no wonder that outfit went belly-up.

[denydenydeny]

Good Lord, these people are nuts.

This sort of thread, in which posters remind others to "aim for the head" when the SWAT team shows up, would last about a minute on FR.

[NYpeanut]

[MikefromOhio]

With that said, if they come with hostility, I'll blow their kneecaps off.

[First you have to learn how to aim.]

FPS Doug says:

[mylife]

One of the things thats always disturbed me, and made me wonder, was the amount of Pro 2nd amendment rights zeal over in Dummyland

Ahhh whelst. I suspose even they arent dumb enough to toss away a basic right to defense.

[franksolich]

This dude is not playing with a full deck.

A DUmmie with a gun is one of two things; either a fish with a bicycle, to quote the old cliche, or one of the best excuses for gun control.

For the record I am not in favor of gun control, but it does bother me that there are so many unhinged people running around, DUmmies and non-DUmmie mooners, so full of Hate, that someone sometime is bound to get hurt.

Imagine, for example, that one "professor," that woman from Oregon or Arizona or whatever, running around with a gun.

[prairiebreeze]

Oh wait, we'll have the big black L on our shoulder so we won't be able to buy ammo.

"L" for...loser?

[Welsh Rabbit]

Funny you should post this right now. I was just in the DUmp reading this thread and thinking, "PJ oughta do this one." I used to have these sort of fantasies when Red Dawn first came out. I was ten years old. These are supposedly grown adults (some with children). Sad, just sad.

[darkangel82]

Aren't there laws about psychos like these buying guns?

[Clemenza]

If only we can convince Noo Yawk and Jersey Dems to adopt such a position. The hoplophobia around here is nauseating, especially as Monkey-boy Cuomo has made it a campaign issue.

Luckily, I am well armed from my days in Florida and Washington.

BTW: The secret to crashing weddings is a warm smile and a wink for the mother of the bride.

[Charles Henrickson]

Oh wait, we'll have the big black L on our shoulder. . . .

L For Lunkheaded.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

With that said, if they come with hostility, I'll blow their kneecaps off.

Idiot. If anyone comes after him (her?) odds are they'll be shooting to kill. And this DUfus is going to be just trying to hurt 'em.

Yeah.... That's good. Shoot 'em in the knees. They'll just take your head off from the prone position.

[MichiganConservative]

With that said, if they come with hostility, I'll blow their kneecaps off.

Dumbass, if you say you'll never practice and then claim you can shoot someone in the knees when they're moving and you're emotional, you've got another thing coming. More likely, you'll grab it and point it towards their general vicinity and maybe get a round off before you're shot in your center of mass or in the head. As if your ludicrous scenario would ever come to pass. Dumbass. More likely, you'll have your head cut off by Muslims as you feel smug and tell yourself that you're a very tolerant person and that you aren't judging them.

[darkwing104]

This thread just begs for this picture....

[MichiganConservative]

... never intend to use it until either the Republican Army or the christians come knocking on my door.

I wonder what dumbass will do when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on the door? Menace them with it? This dumbass is delusional and possibly dangerous.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey, I'll tell you one other thing, there's a hippy farm about 30 miles from where I live.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE HIPPIES GONE?
Tune: "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?"

Where have all the hippies gone?
Strong weed grassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Wrong kind to grow
Where have all the hippies gone?
Up in smoke, man, every one
What won't they roll and burn?
What won't they roll and burn?

Where have all the hippies gone?
Stoned eyes glassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Bong pipe aglow
Where have all the hippies gone?
In Mom's basement every one
When will they work and earn?
When will they work and earn?

Where have all the hippies gone?
Long wind gassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Yawn typed to go
Where have all the hippies gone?
Gone to DU every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

[darkangel82]

LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

Hell I'll just head down there. The feds never mess with their "Hemp" production.

Is that you, Willie Nelson?

[PJ-Comix]

The secret to crashing weddings is a warm smile and a wink for the mother of the bride.

Are you speaking from experience?