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Sorry for no DUFUs yesterday but for some reason, nothing really grabbed me then. I sort of have to "feel" the DUFU in order to do it. Also the Novak/Rove threads sort of petered out over there. Finally, I know ALL ABOUT the 9-11 DUmmie Science Project thread but it has already been done at the National Review and a bunch of other places so DUFUing it would be redundant.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 07/12/2006 8:10:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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The RW, for the most part, have not and do not believe in democracy.

It is the left wing who say that people are too stupid to vote, that they persist in religous superstition and bigotry in deciding on "the issues". They are the ones who call for victory "by any means necessary". They are the ones who try to circumvent ballot propositions to push through their agenda. They are the ones who poo-pooed Democracy in Iraq saying that democracy isn't for everybody.

58 posted on 07/12/2006 9:08:47 AM PDT by weegee (Seasons greetings and happy holidays this June-July!)
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Not to be confused with the weasel John Dean who fancies himself some type of internet gardner and investigator. That John Dean is afraid of things that go boooooooo in the night such as diebold demons, armies of anonymous fable crusaders, and duplicitous sock puppet trolls. He sees them everywhere and in everyone. He is not a writer, and the only thing the two Deans have in common is paranoia. The gardner's real name is..... Ahhh, we will save that for later.

Just wanted to make that clear so nobody gets confused.


60 posted on 07/12/2006 9:13:01 AM PDT by commonguymd
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It`s like there is only one acceptable answer to WHO`S YOUR DADDY? Get it right or you`re under suspicion for unAmerican activities.

I think someone's trying to reach you.

62 posted on 07/12/2006 9:13:27 AM PDT by gate2wire
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changing votes from Bush to Kerry with little white stickers, dreaming up fake lock-downs...

What?! Little White Stickers?

Bring on the proof, DUmmie. Please. Bring it on. Convince me. I'm begging you!

64 posted on 07/12/2006 9:16:28 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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I`ll be saving up for a copy of CONSERVATIVES WITHOUT CONSCIENCE, starting today.

How much does this book cost anyway? Sheesh DUmmie, just buy two fewer games for your gameboy.

65 posted on 07/12/2006 9:18:06 AM PDT by gate2wire
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...and convinced Verizon to secretly work against their own customers.

Verizon? I just received a refund credit from Verizon. Was this a secret kickback from BushCheneyRoveRumsfeld? If so, thanks Bushco.

66 posted on 07/12/2006 9:24:35 AM PDT by gate2wire
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"I may not be the brightest bulb"

This DUmmie managed to get one thing right.


67 posted on 07/12/2006 9:25:57 AM PDT by imskylark
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If it can be proven that the 19 hijackers were arranged and the vote in FL was stolen, it will drop to 23% - since I believe that some in that group have a logical mind and can finally figure out what they and we have lost.

Yep, and if it can proven that socialism doesn't work, that social programs CREATE more social problems, that tax cuts WORK.......

73 posted on 07/12/2006 9:39:17 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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John Dean says that 23% of Americans...are rightwing authoritarians.

Sure, 23% of Americans are "rightwing authoritarians". But, not all rightwing authoritarians are Republican. Stereotyping is wrong.

81 posted on 07/12/2006 9:58:27 AM PDT by faq
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I`ll be saving up for a copy of CONSERVATIVES WITHOUT CONSCIENCE, starting today.

Saving up????? Well, yeah, I guess if Starbucks and McDonald's paid a living wage, you could afford luxuries like books.....

85 posted on 07/12/2006 10:06:24 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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Dean Book "Without Conscience" I'm buying the book right away!

Ahhhhh, so Starbucks promoted you but not your friend who has to save up to buy the book?????? Is there no justice????

87 posted on 07/12/2006 10:16:33 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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One has to guess the dummies probably figure being required to get to work on time is facism.
Does anyone know why this John Dean decided to lazily accept left wing goo and wallow in it?


97 posted on 07/12/2006 10:52:30 AM PDT by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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Can some older Freeper tell me what the hell a "Goldwater Conservative" is? Idiots like Dean throw it around like all conservatives before 1964 were libertarians or liberals.


110 posted on 07/12/2006 1:14:34 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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ANybody got a link to that 9-11 DUmmie Science Project thread, or the NRO piece on it? Sounds interesting.


111 posted on 07/12/2006 1:16:23 PM PDT by Bluegrass Federalist
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John Dean, on the heels of his flop of a book called Worse Than Watergate called Conservatives Without Conscience in which he maintains that 23% (not 22% or 24%) of the population are "rightwing authoritarians"...


Resistance is futile


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
112 posted on 07/12/2006 1:23:39 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of "dependence on government"!)
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John Dean says that 23% of Americans...are rightwing authoritarians.

The idiocy is shown in the first sentence, 'right-wingers' are not about authority, the farther one goes to the right the less authority is present.

The LEFT-WING on the other hand is all about authority, one finally reaches the sanitized DUtopia of Orwell's 1984, otherwise known as communism.

115 posted on 07/12/2006 2:01:26 PM PDT by infidel29 ("Growing old is inevitable ... growing UP is optional.")
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Another terrific DUFU - and my very post here at FR just had to be to say thanks ~ it is your DUFUs that brought me here.


119 posted on 07/12/2006 3:18:19 PM PDT by C.E.ONeill (Hello to all!)
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John Dean helped me understand why Arnold captured California...

Because Gray Davis SUCKED!

why Kerry`s windsurfing was compared to Bush`s chainsaw...

Because chainsaws are MACHO!

why there`s a debate about PTSD...

What the hell is PTSD?

why Donahue was out and Savage was in...

Because Donahue is a puss.

why there are so many SUVs....

Because it's hard to get the whole family into a Yugo.

why social programs are being extinguished

Name one.

why Bush`s tax cuts mostly benefit those at the top...

Because they pay most of the taxes.

why the United Nations has been branded wimpish...

Because it is.

why some Washington Journal callers demand we nuke Iran...

Because Amadingynutjob is BEGGING for a nuke in the shorts!

why Bush showed up in a flight suit...

Because he was flying the plane?

why he was given Saddam`s pistol as a gift...

Because it was a gift.

and even why that young girl in Iraq was raped, murdered and burned.

Because terrorist are "anxious", cowards, and whimps...

Once again, the DUmmies are hitching their wagon to a loser...(John Dean, Howard Dean, they are all the same........NUTS!!!)

136 posted on 07/12/2006 5:31:26 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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....this filthy Republican Party was a reincarnation of the Nazis and everyone should read "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" to see the parallels.

Including you, honey. If REAL LIVE fascism should ever come back, you'd fall on your knees and thank the Lord that your mom works as much as she does to keep you in computer chat rooms. READ A LITTLE, DUmmie! See how it REALLY was under hitler.

Yes, you read that right. You would become a "Fundie" so quickly that your head would spin. More than it does now, of course. You would secretly give thanks for George W. Bush and hope the islamofascists never come to your cozy little basement and introduce you to Mr. Machete.

You see, they wouldn't care WHAT you wrote -- even if they read it.

But it says, right where they signed the Geneva Conventions [they didn't, really--that was a joke] that they could not possibly be forced to read DiminutiveUnderparts. That's cruel. Even worse than -- oh -- putting underwear on their heads.

142 posted on 07/12/2006 11:01:59 PM PDT by Watery Tart (PLEASE! Send me a link to pic of Hitlery sporting the headline, "BUSH KNEW." Has she purged it?)
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Life will become so unbearable that eventually people will have to take to the streets with potent demonstrations against the Fascists. It does one good to rant and post a comment occasionally, but that will never get the job done.

Think about this statement, DUmmie. If Bush has declared himself dictator for life, would your ilk be allowed to "take to the streets"? Stupid liberal!

145 posted on 07/13/2006 8:49:33 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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