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It is the left wing who say that people are too stupid to vote, that they persist in religous superstition and bigotry in deciding on "the issues". They are the ones who call for victory "by any means necessary". They are the ones who try to circumvent ballot propositions to push through their agenda. They are the ones who poo-pooed Democracy in Iraq saying that democracy isn't for everybody.
Not to be confused with the weasel John Dean who fancies himself some type of internet gardner and investigator. That John Dean is afraid of things that go boooooooo in the night such as diebold demons, armies of anonymous fable crusaders, and duplicitous sock puppet trolls. He sees them everywhere and in everyone. He is not a writer, and the only thing the two Deans have in common is paranoia. The gardner's real name is..... Ahhh, we will save that for later.
Just wanted to make that clear so nobody gets confused.
I think someone's trying to reach you.
What?! Little White Stickers?
Bring on the proof, DUmmie. Please. Bring it on. Convince me. I'm begging you!
How much does this book cost anyway? Sheesh DUmmie, just buy two fewer games for your gameboy.
Verizon? I just received a refund credit from Verizon. Was this a secret kickback from BushCheneyRoveRumsfeld? If so, thanks Bushco.
"I may not be the brightest bulb"
This DUmmie managed to get one thing right.
Yep, and if it can proven that socialism doesn't work, that social programs CREATE more social problems, that tax cuts WORK.......
Sure, 23% of Americans are "rightwing authoritarians". But, not all rightwing authoritarians are Republican. Stereotyping is wrong.
Saving up????? Well, yeah, I guess if Starbucks and McDonald's paid a living wage, you could afford luxuries like books.....
Ahhhhh, so Starbucks promoted you but not your friend who has to save up to buy the book?????? Is there no justice????
One has to guess the dummies probably figure being required to get to work on time is facism.
Does anyone know why this John Dean decided to lazily accept left wing goo and wallow in it?
Can some older Freeper tell me what the hell a "Goldwater Conservative" is? Idiots like Dean throw it around like all conservatives before 1964 were libertarians or liberals.
ANybody got a link to that 9-11 DUmmie Science Project thread, or the NRO piece on it? Sounds interesting.
The idiocy is shown in the first sentence, 'right-wingers' are not about authority, the farther one goes to the right the less authority is present.
The LEFT-WING on the other hand is all about authority, one finally reaches the sanitized DUtopia of Orwell's 1984, otherwise known as communism.
Another terrific DUFU - and my very post here at FR just had to be to say thanks ~ it is your DUFUs that brought me here.
Because Gray Davis SUCKED!
why Kerry`s windsurfing was compared to Bush`s chainsaw...
Because chainsaws are MACHO!
why there`s a debate about PTSD...
What the hell is PTSD?
why Donahue was out and Savage was in...
Because Donahue is a puss.
why there are so many SUVs....
Because it's hard to get the whole family into a Yugo.
why social programs are being extinguished
Name one.
why Bush`s tax cuts mostly benefit those at the top...
Because they pay most of the taxes.
why the United Nations has been branded wimpish...
Because it is.
why some Washington Journal callers demand we nuke Iran...
Because Amadingynutjob is BEGGING for a nuke in the shorts!
why Bush showed up in a flight suit...
Because he was flying the plane?
why he was given Saddam`s pistol as a gift...
Because it was a gift.
and even why that young girl in Iraq was raped, murdered and burned.
Because terrorist are "anxious", cowards, and whimps...
Once again, the DUmmies are hitching their wagon to a loser...(John Dean, Howard Dean, they are all the same........NUTS!!!)
Yes, you read that right. You would become a "Fundie" so quickly that your head would spin. More than it does now, of course. You would secretly give thanks for George W. Bush and hope the islamofascists never come to your cozy little basement and introduce you to Mr. Machete.
You see, they wouldn't care WHAT you wrote -- even if they read it.
But it says, right where they signed the Geneva Conventions [they didn't, really--that was a joke] that they could not possibly be forced to read DiminutiveUnderparts. That's cruel. Even worse than -- oh -- putting underwear on their heads.
Think about this statement, DUmmie. If Bush has declared himself dictator for life, would your ilk be allowed to "take to the streets"? Stupid liberal!