Posted on 06/06/2006 5:15:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
This morning I woke up with the sudden urge to listen to a Judy Garland album, redecorate my home, and toss out all earth tone clothing that I own. Why? Because according to this DUmmie THREAD, "Today we are ALL Gay." And in my new role I am feeling VERY creative! Maybe I'll even learn to become a figure skater before the day is over. However, I just simply MUST do Britney Spears' hair! Girl, I don't know where your hair is done but at Le DUFU Salon we would FIRE any hairdresser who allowed a customer to walk out the door wearing that travesty. Oh, and how do you like my new Pink Triangle? Yes, everybody today MUST wear one or fear being labeled a vicious bigot according to this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Because Hatred Is Not a DU Family Value, I Ask You To Join Me...In changing your avatar for 5 days to a GLBT avatar." So let us now watch the DUmmies turn Gay in deep Bolshevik Pink which you ONLY THINK looks like red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, now confessing that in the privacy of his own home he dresses in men's underwear, is in the [brackets]:
Today we are ALL Gay
[I'm already on my way to Fire Island!]
in all the meanings the word actually has. In particular we stand shoulder to shoulder with ALL gays (even those who are closeted)
[Even with Tom Cruise?]
Today, (and until this bill dies) I'm GAY!! Then I go back to men.
[Amendment! That's Marriage Protection Amendment. However, I'm confused. If you are gay today then why would you go BACK to men when the "bill" dies? Isn't it the other way around?]
I've got an idea-- How about a campaign in which those who support gays' rights to marry agree that, whenever they're in public with one or more friends or relatives of the same sex, they'll hold hands!
[And skip! Don't forget about skipping down the street while holding hands.]
COOL! .... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body because even if I was a woman, I just can't see no big ol' sweaty man on top of me!
[You had me fooled! All this time i thought you were a transvestite trapped in the body of a transexual.]
Be gay every day!
[In every little creative way!]
And, Once Again...TRANSGENDER Is Completely Forgotten About!!!
[So you are saying that this whole "Today we are ALL Gay" deal is a bigoted concept because it leaves out the transgendered?]
I have f*cking HAD IT with gay this gay that, gay this, gay that...ALWAYS THEY GET THEIR RIGHTS...AND WE GET SCREWED!! I'm just f*cking sick of it...I'm so goddamned mad I want to scream and hit things!!
[Just don't break my oh so precious porcelain set you brutal but ignored transgendered person.]
I Stand with gays... I feel for you, Even though I am straight and live in one of the most homophobic areas in the US. I hope Bush's Homophobe agenda falls on its own putrid face!
[You're straight? The lady doth protest too much, methinks.]
We're here, We're Queer, We've come to drink your beer!
[And Will has a lot of beer for you if you can tolerate his overlong Norma Desmond routine.]
That means we were all only gay for 20 minutes (or 8 business minutes).
Geez, I was asleep and missed it. Oh, well.
Well, I'm in a pretty good mood, but I wouldn't say I'm gay.
Hmmmm..... This is the FIRST DUFU thread ever where NOBODY jumped in claiming to be in the Top Ten. Hmmmm........
can you add me to the ping?
thx
EXCEPT for Freeper Dooderbutt. Hmmm.... (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
PJ-Comix, come out of the closet! And drag Tom Cruise out as well! :)
I was with ya' until the Bob Seger part.
LOL ... I dont know why this is so funny to me. Either I didnt sleep enough or today is the day, not last night!
Good. Then the DUmmies won't be able to reproduce. Could this bill sit for a really long time before it comes to a vote? Sit until all DUmmies are extinct.
Feeling Fruity!
Sigh.
Ted Nugent, perhaps, then.
Regards, Ivan
I said, "We don't use PC garbage. He was queer as a 3 dollar bill".
She laughed and said "Ok Dad, thanks for clearing that up."
I just call em like I see's em.
What a great idea. You should organize it.
Regards, Ivan
Hmmmm..... Interesting that you chose THIS DUFU thread to request to be Pinged. Hmmmmm.... (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Anyway, welcome aboard PINGEE #872.
I think her father was gay, seriously. They had to leave some small town they lived in because of it. (I watch E True Hollywood stories too much)
We're all Gay?
For a day?
tsk,
tsk,
tsk,
I just can't deal with this sort of pressure first thing in the morning,
I have to do my nails,
brush my hair,
pick a shade of blush
and color coordinate my ensemble
and the shoes what ever shoes will I wear....
Oh well if I have to be Gay for a day,
I'm going full blown bull dyke,
black shirt,
scruffy blue jeans,
and steel toed boots
(what I always wear)
call me Butch, sweethearts.
Maybe the wife will let me get on top.
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