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DUmmie FUnnies 01-31-06 ("I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 31, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/31/2006 3:08:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix

WARNING! DUmmieland is now in total MELTDOWN Mode. Despite the assurances yesterday from benburch that they really won, the DUmmies are incredibly angry as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party..." Of course there are many similar Meltdown threads so I had a RICH target of opportunity today. The DUmmie Bounty has indeed been plentiful since the coming of the Apocalito. I expect it will be even more so tomorrow after the State of the Union Address where the DUmmies, as a fringe benefit, will have to view newly sworn in Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito sitting in the front row with the other Justices. And since Alito now has a LIFETIME appointment, he no longer has to worry about being polite so it would be great if he would blow a kiss to Ted Kennedy just to watch the veins on The Swimmer's neck pop out. In any event, let us now be royally entertained by the current DUmmie Meltdown in Boiling Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for all the great Meltdown Audition Material, is in the [brackets]:

I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...

[RAMPAGE! LOOT! BURN!!!]

I say we get the 25 with guts together in a room with DNC chair Howard Dean, and all the base who can come, and we, before taking back our country, take back our damned party. If we keep electing Dems just to get a majority, and they keep voting like this, what's the damned point? Either they're with us or they're against us. Period.

[While you're in that room with Dean, you might want to ask him how he blew all those millions of Democrat campaign money.]

THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

[Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!]

it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

[Act now! In the moment of your "victory" (as per benburch).]

Let's make those cowards rue the day they... took us for granted. They don't get our votes just because they have a damned (D) beside their name. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You're right...IT'S TIME!!!

[John Kerry (D-Davos)]

I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party. Let the R's spend their money trying to keep our DINOs in place while we run real Democrats against them.

[My favorite DINO sang "That's Amore!"]

For me, it's either FIGHT to get our party back and have a real opposition party, or never vote again.

[On the plus side, you will be having extra free time on Election Day.]

Will the Democratic party suddenly grow a pair and begin impeachment proceedings just because they have the majority?

[We got knocked off our feet by the ApocAlito so...LET THE CHIMPEACHMENT BEGIN!!!]

Political Civil War. I'm putting on the DEMOCRATIC BLUE UNIFORM.

[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]

I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.

[That would be the equivalent of performing an abortion on the Democrat party.]

Yes, I'm furious for getting kicked in the gut again today, but I'll eventually get out my checkbook and give money to Governor Dean...

[...so he can flush the funds down the toilet AGAIN.]

It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.

[He already lost a big pot by betting on an inside straight.]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SILENT....LET THEM KNOW THEIR POLITICAL LIVES ARE ON THE LINE...we're coming after them.

[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!]

We haven't heard much from Howard Dean... where does he stand on this exactly?

[In the Northeast corner of the Rubber Room.]

. I hadn't heard yet either...but, he works for US...not the other way around. This civil war only takes place if WE demand it....we tell him, you can be the general, or not. Your choice...WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR PARTY!! I think we give the ultimatum. And, I believe he'll be with us.

[You're a bit upset so Mommy will be sliding your pizza through the basement door slot tonight.]

I'm all for cleaning house! Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?

[Don't you worry! Howard Dean packs a mighty powerful Butterfly Net.]

WE NEED OUR OWN PARTY!!!!! A DIFFERENT, MORE PROGRESSIVE PARTY......WITH BALLS TO STAND UP AND FIGHT! I say we get Paul Hackett or someone like him, to lead the exodus from this pathetic excuse of a party..

[The Socialist Workers Party heartily welcomes you.]

The time has come for a party split. Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators and 80 or so reps and form a new party with better discipline and a unified party platform.

[Let the Bolivaran Revolution Begin!!!]

Hell, there might even be a few republicans... who would switch to such a party.

[I think his name is John McCain.]


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KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitovote; du; dummies
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To: PJ-Comix
REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

C'mon, everybody! This makes a great chant! Very rhythmic:

REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!
REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!
REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!

81 posted on 01/31/2006 4:51:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lean to the left! Lean to the further left! Stand up, sit down, F F F !!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Either they're with us or they're against us. Period.

and they bash Bush for saying that... sheez I don't get these people... they are people, right?

82 posted on 01/31/2006 4:53:37 PM PST by Palpatine (Every single liberal is now an enemy of the republic!)
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To: PJ-Comix
it is the right time--the momenta is with us.

I can't tell if this DUmmie is making a typo of "moment" or "momentum."

83 posted on 01/31/2006 4:56:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Precious momenta.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They don't get our votes just because they have a damned (D) beside their name.
[John Kerry (D-Davos)]

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-TOX)
Sen. Barbara Botoxer (D-CAY)

84 posted on 01/31/2006 5:02:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (D-LERIOUS DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party.

Your whole Democrat Party is a bunch of DINOs--as in "dinosaurs," an endangered species heading toward extinction.

85 posted on 01/31/2006 5:04:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DINO-might?! Not much.)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT


86 posted on 01/31/2006 5:09:38 PM PST by hattend
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To: PJ-Comix
Political Civil War. I'm putting on the DEMOCRATIC BLUE UNIFORM.

Smurfalicious!


87 posted on 01/31/2006 5:10:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (When DUmmie Smurfs Are Attacked!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade. . . .

Actually, seriesly, this DUmmie is on the verge of a correct thought, without realizing it. This is what the pro-abortion crowd SHOULD have attempted over 33 years ago, i.e., try for a constitutional amendment, RATHER THAN legislate from the bench, which is what the SCOTUS did on January 22, 1973, with its UNCONSTITUTIONAL decision (see the Tenth Amendment) to take away the STATES' rights to have laws against abortion! If they wanted to take away the states' rights to have such laws, they should have tried the amendment process--but of course that is MUCH more difficult to accomplish than simply getting the Supreme Court to INVENT some "penumbras" and "emanations."

88 posted on 01/31/2006 5:20:33 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Tenth Amendment constitutional conservative)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good one! You've had me laughing before but you even had my wife laighing at this one.


89 posted on 01/31/2006 5:21:32 PM PST by Hawk1976 (Ideas got Republicans into office, new ideas will help keep them there.)
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To: big'ol_freeper
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #800.

And now just 200 away from the MAGIC 1000!

Oh, and in the year 800 A.D., Charlemagne was coronated as Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.

90 posted on 01/31/2006 5:22:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll eventually get out my checkbook and give money to Governor Dean...

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


91 posted on 01/31/2006 5:23:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chairman How.)
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
threat(en)ing a senator?

The entire post that you referenced is disquieting, not just the threat. I think this DUmmie is worth watching.

92 posted on 01/31/2006 5:27:08 PM PST by berkeleybeej
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To: benjibrowder; PJ-Comix
BTW, I think I am going to change my nickname for DNC Chairman Howard Dean from "Chairman Ho" to "Chairman How," since the latter rhymes better with "Chairman Mao."

But then, Chairman How is also a physician, so I could just as well call him, "Dr. Ho":


93 posted on 01/31/2006 5:27:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chairman How.)
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To: benjibrowder

She actually might run for the Senate against Diane Feinstein in California. No lie.


94 posted on 01/31/2006 5:30:19 PM PST by Purrcival (Congrats, Justice Alito! You will serve this country well, I am sure.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.

At the rate he's going, Chairman How is about ready for the royal flush.


95 posted on 01/31/2006 5:31:01 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chairman How.)
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To: NapkinUser

The Dims have been after Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe to switch parties, too.


96 posted on 01/31/2006 5:31:36 PM PST by Purrcival (Congrats, Justice Alito! You will serve this country well, I am sure.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, how many books do you (speed-)read in a year? Of course, it helps that you were a pupil of your mother, who used to teach the Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics course.


97 posted on 01/31/2006 5:33:45 PM PST by Purrcival (Congrats, Justice Alito! You will serve this country well, I am sure.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And did you see how some of the Senators on the Judiciary Committee were trying to get Alito to say that RvW was "settled law", as in "not gonna review it"? I thought Alito's answer was dead-on. If you mean "settled law" like Brown v. Board of Education, no one is trying to challenge it, nor do we ever expect anyone to do so. RvW is still being challenged. But it is a precedent that should be considered. And bad decisions are reviewed and overturned (Dred Scott, Plessy (sp) v Ferguson). Oooooh, they did NOT like that!


98 posted on 01/31/2006 5:38:37 PM PST by Purrcival (Congrats, Justice Alito! You will serve this country well, I am sure.)
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To: Purrcival

Time to hunt for the live SOTU thread. See y'all later.


99 posted on 01/31/2006 5:41:45 PM PST by Purrcival (Congrats, Justice Alito! You will serve this country well, I am sure.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.

.
When you play with
HOWARD DEAN® Playing Cards,
you're not playing with a full deck!

100 posted on 01/31/2006 5:43:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Howard the Deck.)
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