Posted on 01/31/2006 3:08:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix
WARNING! DUmmieland is now in total MELTDOWN Mode. Despite the assurances yesterday from benburch that they really won, the DUmmies are incredibly angry as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party..." Of course there are many similar Meltdown threads so I had a RICH target of opportunity today. The DUmmie Bounty has indeed been plentiful since the coming of the Apocalito. I expect it will be even more so tomorrow after the State of the Union Address where the DUmmies, as a fringe benefit, will have to view newly sworn in Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito sitting in the front row with the other Justices. And since Alito now has a LIFETIME appointment, he no longer has to worry about being polite so it would be great if he would blow a kiss to Ted Kennedy just to watch the veins on The Swimmer's neck pop out. In any event, let us now be royally entertained by the current DUmmie Meltdown in Boiling Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for all the great Meltdown Audition Material, is in the [brackets]:
I'm calling for political CIVIL WAR in the Democratic Party...
[RAMPAGE! LOOT! BURN!!!]
I say we get the 25 with guts together in a room with DNC chair Howard Dean, and all the base who can come, and we, before taking back our country, take back our damned party. If we keep electing Dems just to get a majority, and they keep voting like this, what's the damned point? Either they're with us or they're against us. Period.
[While you're in that room with Dean, you might want to ask him how he blew all those millions of Democrat campaign money.]
THIS IS NOT SOME PH*CKING POLITICAL GAME WE'RE PLAYING HERE...FREEDOM IS ON THE LINE...IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
REVOLT! REVOLUTION! POLITICAL CIVIL WAR!
[Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!]
it is the right time--the momenta is with us.
[Act now! In the moment of your "victory" (as per benburch).]
Let's make those cowards rue the day they... took us for granted. They don't get our votes just because they have a damned (D) beside their name. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You're right...IT'S TIME!!!
[John Kerry (D-Davos)]
I say we should send our DINOs over to the Republican party. Let the R's spend their money trying to keep our DINOs in place while we run real Democrats against them.
[My favorite DINO sang "That's Amore!"]
For me, it's either FIGHT to get our party back and have a real opposition party, or never vote again.
[On the plus side, you will be having extra free time on Election Day.]
Will the Democratic party suddenly grow a pair and begin impeachment proceedings just because they have the majority?
[We got knocked off our feet by the ApocAlito so...LET THE CHIMPEACHMENT BEGIN!!!]
Political Civil War. I'm putting on the DEMOCRATIC BLUE UNIFORM.
[With the yellow EQUAL SIGN (=) shoulder patch.]
I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.
[That would be the equivalent of performing an abortion on the Democrat party.]
Yes, I'm furious for getting kicked in the gut again today, but I'll eventually get out my checkbook and give money to Governor Dean...
[...so he can flush the funds down the toilet AGAIN.]
It's time Howard raised the stakes in this poker game.
[He already lost a big pot by betting on an inside straight.]
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SILENT....LET THEM KNOW THEIR POLITICAL LIVES ARE ON THE LINE...we're coming after them.
[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!]
We haven't heard much from Howard Dean... where does he stand on this exactly?
[In the Northeast corner of the Rubber Room.]
. I hadn't heard yet either...but, he works for US...not the other way around. This civil war only takes place if WE demand it....we tell him, you can be the general, or not. Your choice...WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR PARTY!! I think we give the ultimatum. And, I believe he'll be with us.
[You're a bit upset so Mommy will be sliding your pizza through the basement door slot tonight.]
I'm all for cleaning house! Do you suppose Howard Dean truly has what it takes to kick some traitor Democratic Senate butt?
[Don't you worry! Howard Dean packs a mighty powerful Butterfly Net.]
WE NEED OUR OWN PARTY!!!!! A DIFFERENT, MORE PROGRESSIVE PARTY......WITH BALLS TO STAND UP AND FIGHT! I say we get Paul Hackett or someone like him, to lead the exodus from this pathetic excuse of a party..
[The Socialist Workers Party heartily welcomes you.]
The time has come for a party split. Progressive Democrats can more effectively leverage our numbers if we take the 20 odd senators and 80 or so reps and form a new party with better discipline and a unified party platform.
[Let the Bolivaran Revolution Begin!!!]
Hell, there might even be a few republicans... who would switch to such a party.
[I think his name is John McCain.]
I think Kerry and Kennedy ought to offer... up legislation in the mean time CODIFYING Roe v. Wade, and privacy rights, so that it doesn't matter any more who sits on the supreme court. It's time to fight for PRINCIPLE instead of party.
Yes codify it if you can, and then the Supreme Court can strike it down as unconstitutional and set a precedent.
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Nah. Even McLame isn't that crazy. I don't even think Chaffee is that crazy.
I saw an article written by the armpitt today trying to rally the troops, too. I found the link on the official Alito confirmation live thread. It was long and windy as usual.
But al Queda is a little tied up at the moment.
Or the Office of Circumlocation.
Wonderful tag line
Exactly right, Charles. The SCOTUS has given the congress, the president and itself WAY too much power, and most of it is unconstitutional. It goes back to FDR.
FUn Fact: King Eardwulf of Northumbria invaded Mercia in the year 801 A.D. because his enemies took refuge there under King Coenwulf. After a long battle, bishops on both sides negotiated a peace treaty and an embarrassed King Coenwulf changed his name to Kerrywulf.
DUmmies being civil? Not going to happen
That is about the most opaque writing I have seen in a long while. Must be a college graduate.
A mind that writes "one sided bi-partisanship" is dangerously confused.
SD
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