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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2006 7:32:51 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Watch out, Republicans! A DUmmie "genius" by the name of Up2Late has figured out a way to defeat you at the polls. You will be impressed by the incredible effectiveness of his ingenious plan which you can see on this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I've got IT!" For those of you who will remain unimpressed by DUmmie Up2Late's brilliant strategy, I guess you can chalk it up to a severe case of Alitosis on his part. This disease is currently rampaging throughout DUmmieland. The main symptom of Alitosis is a complete loss of rational faculties accompanied by a plunge into delusional fantasies. I expect the Alitosis disease to reach its fevered peak right after the filibuster vote scheduled for later today. So let us enjoy the DUmmie outbursts of Alitosis in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, welcoming Up2Late as the Democrat version of Karl Rove, is in the [brackets]:

I've got IT! And by "It" I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP.

[Shhh...IT! So you've got IT! Oh do tell, DUmmie Up2Late. Enlighten us with your political strategy wisdom that will "leed" to the self-destruction of the GOP.]

The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat who is relatively unknown (nationally), is willing to take a BIG political risk, has STRONG Democratic support at home, and who wouldn't mind possibly being chosen President of the United States in 2008 by popular consensus.

[Such a downer. A Senate Democrat has to take a political risk and all he gets in exchange is a lousy job as President. Continue...]

As I'm sure you know by now, the GOP has captured a Huge number of swing/undecided voters by doing one thing: They keep their message simple, though I think they may have made it so simple as to make it VERY deceptive. Duh, right?

[At least you are correct in the "DUh" part. Continue with your political enlightenment, DUmmie Up2Late.]

Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!

[BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!! Karl Rove is now quaking in his boots at your discovery of a campaign strategy that will sweep away forever the EVIL Republicans from the political scene!]

Now I know, some of you are going to say, "But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier." Shut-up! Yes he is.

[All, ALL of the EVIL Republicans are "LIERS!!!" You think different? Shut up! They are ALL "liers!!!"]

And once we plant this simple truth in the MSM and the minds of the "undecided" voters, any Republican that claims He/She is NOT a lier will have to OFFER PROOF that they are NOT a lier, which, while doing so, will expose themselves and their fellow liars/Republicans as the lier they are.

[Hey Republican! You just shut up and try to prove you are not a "lier!" Every news report about Republicans will just assume they are "liers!" Every time a Republican tries to debate a Democrat, he must first try to prove he is not a "LIER!"]

If you need any proof of the FACT that Republicans are liars, just look around. Read the News from the last 5 years, everything they have said and done for the last 5 years is ALL based on Lies!

[And we don't need no stinkin' facts because we just assume that EVERYTHING the Republicans say are just a bunch of Lies! And not only are they "liers" but they are a bunch of lousy Poo-Poo Heads too!]

Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them. They are a taint on the Democratic party. If this results in a house cleaning of corrupt Democrats too, I welcome it.

[Good "riddens" to the Democrats who don't want to call all Republicans "liers!"]

We need to STOP explaining how what we say is the truth, because what they say is ALL Lies, and it's time that the non-committed Democrats wake up to that fact. Let them try to explain why what they say is NOT a lie, they will only dig themselves deeper and deeper into the hole they are currently in.

[We don't need to waste our time arguing with Republicans. We just call them a bunch of "liers." Let them try to deny that they are "liers," oh, and lousy Poo-Poo Heads as well.]

So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

[I will now bask in the glow of DUmmie admiration as my fellow DUmmies tell me how BRILLIANT I am.]

Everybody knows Republicans lie about everything.

[Oh, that is an indisputable fact but DUmmie Up2Late has turned that fact into a political strategy for bringing down the EVIL Republicans. Sit at the feet of the Wise One and sip at the brilliant golden cup of his sage political analysis.]

Everyone knows, but still, it's not said often enough what liars they are. We need to take the offense, and this is one of the ways. Just like the other side made the phrase "flip flop" stick, we need to make the phrase "Republican liars" a part of American vocabulary. "Fox Republican News"...Never mention the word Fox without the word Republican next to it. "Republican liars"...Never mention one word without the other. If it's said often enough and in the right places, they're automatically guilty by association

[Whenever a Republican tries to argue with you, just place your hands over your ears and scream over and over and over again: "REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS! REPUBLICAN LIARS!" That's the way to win arguments with those lousy Poo-Poo Heads.]

The problem, of course, is the corporate media. Unless you have some other means of getting out the message. maybe just big billboards everywhere:

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS

[BRILLIANT! Those billboards will absolutely convince the majority of the voters because the message is INDISPUTABLE. Way to slam the Republicans!]

It will work be cause they ARE liars, and would have to prove they...are NOT. All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.

[Republicans tell BAD lies and Democrats tell only GOOD lies.]

Democrats who lie, do it for the RIGHT reasons...

[All Democrat lies are GOOD lies.]

No matter what happens with Alito this week, I think we must all stay engaged and find ways to keep on being "pro-active", especially in ways that challenge the far right in a very direct way.

[Such as billboards that say: "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!"]


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To: PJ-Comix
CHORUS:

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little girl waits for me
Catch a ship across the sea
Sail that ship about, all alone
Never know if I make it home

CHORUS

Three nights and days I sail the sea
Think of girl, constantly
On that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair.

CHORUS

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See Jamaica, the moon above
It won't be long, me see me love
Take her in my arms again
Tell her I'll never leave again

CHORUS

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!

181 posted on 01/30/2006 5:12:43 PM PST by ExGeeEye (Fie.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And of course, I got way ahead of myself again: 11-30-2006 should be (of course) 01-30-2006.
182 posted on 01/30/2006 5:14:04 PM PST by Purrcival (Hey, DUmmies! 72-25! Now, on to the confirmation vote!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think one of them served in Viet Nam...


183 posted on 01/30/2006 5:17:09 PM PST by Richard Kimball (Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a Kennedy talks, a Republican gets a house seat!)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
The Judge Alito confirmation DUmmie threads will go down in history as one of the most hilarious of the year, maybe decade. PJ will have a problem deciding on just one or two threads as a funny example of DUmmie tantrums.

Even the Rambo Cat won't suffice to do them justice....

184 posted on 01/30/2006 5:37:34 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I think this whole thread was started by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.

I was thinking the same. Not enough misspelled words, cussing -- you know, the usual.

185 posted on 01/30/2006 6:02:59 PM PST by pigsmith
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To: ExGeeEye
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #794.

FUn Fact: In 794 A.D., the Annals of Ulster first recorded the plundering of Britain by the Vikings.

186 posted on 01/30/2006 6:15:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS! (posted by some DUmmie on the DUmpster)

all democrats are TRAITORS????

187 posted on 01/30/2006 6:24:56 PM PST by Palpatine (Every single liberal is now an enemy of the republic!)
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To: PJ-Comix

mmmm....vikings....


188 posted on 01/30/2006 6:30:15 PM PST by ExGeeEye (Fie.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Almost sounds like it was written by an LFT.


>:o)


189 posted on 01/30/2006 7:32:18 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Without God all things are permissible." -- Dostoevsky)
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To: Purrcival
It is 12 midnight and they are still going crazy at the DU....I think they just figured they lost the last 2 elections...I award them the order of the Moonbat,with tin foil hat clusters....
190 posted on 01/30/2006 9:05:00 PM PST by Defendingliberty (www.gulagthebear.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please add me to your ping list.

This is the pathological world where the Dufus exist a couple of standard deviations left of the normal distribution. Funny how everyone thought the Jimmy Carter releases all ended up under bridge abutments.
191 posted on 01/30/2006 9:23:02 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: PJ-Comix

That guy has GOT to be a troll...


192 posted on 02/01/2006 12:42:27 PM PST by stands2reason (It's now 2006, and two wrongs still don't make a right.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!!

(I only gave you two exclamation points instead of my customary three because it was so horribly wrong.)

:-)


193 posted on 02/01/2006 12:50:34 PM PST by stands2reason (It's now 2006, and two wrongs still don't make a right.)
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