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DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-06 ("What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/23/2006 4:59:01 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I gave Li'l Beaver the evening off so you can get a good look at how LOW the Leftwing has sunk. In this case it is FAR LEFT British MP (and Saddam Bribee) George Galloway who is dancing on the British Big Brother show in a leotard with a transvestite. This photo says it ALL about how NUttie the Left has become. The next thing you know we will have a leftwing Presidential candidate dressing up like an Blue Energizer BUnnie Sperm Cell. Oops! That already happened. Okay, the next thing you know is that Ted Kennedy will write a children's book from the point of view of his pet dog named "Splash!" Oops! That already happened. The next thing you know a self-inflated Leftwing activist will show up in the hot Texas sun wearing a black Midnight Cowboy Outfit while getting eaten alive by Fire Ants. Oops! That already happened. Yes, the Left has gone off the deep end so why are the DUmmies so surprised about this Galloway photo in this THREAD titled, "What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?" Perhaps this DUmmie should ask what ALL the Left is thinking. Anyway, the DUmmie excuses over being embarrassed by the antics of one of their own is in Leotard Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering who will be the first Leftwing U.S. Congressman to wear a red tutu on the Today Show, is in the [brackets]:

What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?

[Don't blame the neocons for this. The Left everywhere have slipped off the edge of sanity. Tomorrow I expect Canadian socialists to be prancing across the Alberta prairie in red tutus after the election results come in.]

I loved Galloway's courage in sticking it to Norm Coleman and standing up against the neocon/neofascists, but he's seriously undercutting his positions by appearing on that British version of Big Brother. Has he been slipped a psychotic drug or something? Whatever it is...he's now (apparently) under the impression that it would be a good thing to appear in a red leotard with the transvestite singer of Dead Alive doing some weird robotic dance skit. And, what does it say about his judgment to be televised lapping up milk like a cat on national TV.

[Just accept the fact that Galloway, like the DUmmies and a HUGE chunk of the Left everywhere, is JUST PLAIN NUTS!!!]

I understand that some justification could be that he's "selling his soul" and being degraded publicly to get his message out against the war, but who's going to take that message seriously now? It would be like Doug Henning in a rainbow leotard talking about geopolitics...

[Or like Pied Piper Pitt in a Midnight Cowboy outfit lecturing us about how the Third American Empire was born after the 1980 Olympic Hockey victory when the excited "nationalistic" fans yelled 'USA! USA! USA!"

I like the guy...I'm just concerned. Lord knows what kind of mind-numbing bullshit M15 may be slipping him.

[Actually, M15 is doing the worst thing possible to Galloway---allowing him to just be himself.]

I'm seriously concerned. This recent crazy TV stuff just seems so out of character.

[Actually it is strictly IN character. Accept the fact that Galloway, like the vast majority of the DUmmies and the rest of the Far Left, are just flat out nutcases.]

note to self: If you ever get 15 minutes of activist fame don't squander it with idiotic self-aggrandizing choices. Legitimacy problems will multiply.

["Can I buy me an EXTRA-LARGE jockstrap?"]

Colin Powell does the Village People!

[Barney Frank is mad at him for stealing his shtick.]

This deserves a video link:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1532509206579317476

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MAN!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU for providing that video link showing Galloway acting like a Puddy Tat lapping up milk out of Rula Lenska's (the "famous" film actress) hands! Yeah, I can definitely see that video being used in a campaign commercial...by Galloway's opponent.]

oh that seriously creeped me out!

[Is it really any creepier than Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd making a waitress "sandwich?"]

Ooookay.... that was way weird.

[No weirder than Wesley Clark's Gay Advocate photo pose.]

How I wish I hadn't seen that ...

[That's what Joe Biden said when he saw a video of himself in a TOTAL MENTAL MELTDOWN in the Senate while screaming at Secretary of State George Schultz years ago. A special Kewpie Doll award for anybody who can track down that video since it is NO NUttier than George Galloway the Puddy Tat lapping up milk on all fours.]

That is such a bizarre, but amusing photo. The "off the shoulders" look. So friggin' bizarre...I'm amused, but also concerned that he will try to re-emerge in the political sphere in late 2006 or 2008. The last thing we need is for Galloway to be making a forceful anti-Bush message on TV, while the network does a split-screen with his cat act or this weird leotard thing.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanx for the BRILLIANT idea!]

I. Can't. Even. Bring. Myself. To. See. That. Picture. Again. I. Am.... ...So. Cold. Please. Send. Help. Water. Rushing. Into. Wheelhouse. Of. My. Mind.

[You'll have the same reaction if you ever get to see the video of John Edwards spending 5 minutes preening himself in front of his beauty compact.]

It's a combination of his ego and some patronising idea he has that the "yoof" will soomehow start listening to a politician if he goes on a stupid reality-show.

[Perhaps Richard Hatch ("Survivor") has a promising career ahead of him in Democrat politics. That video of him walking around in his birthday suit should make for a great campaign commercial.]

The only political thing I've seen broadcast was when Rula asked Galloway whether the Iraqi's hated Saddam and he said "of course not", his political opponents did, granted, but the "ordinary Iraqi" had no problem with him.

[That DOPEY statement is almost as FUnnie as the Red Leotard photo.]

I don't know if his ego is going to be too big now... Normal humans would shrink away into obscurity or commit suicide. He's going to need a massive case of narcissism to get over that leotard picture and the cat/milk video...

[If there were a photo of me prancing around in a red leotard or a video of me as a Puddy Tat on all fours lapping up milk from Rula Lenska's hands, I would exile myself off the planet so good luck (NOT) to George Galloway trying to get re-elected to Parliament.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bigbrother; dummies; galloway; georgegalloway; puddytat; redleotard; rulalenska; transvestite; uk
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To: motzman

Someone needs to do some animation on the Galloway pic and accompanied by audio of, "I'm too sexy for my face! Too sexy for my face!"


41 posted on 01/23/2006 5:54:53 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: doug from upland

How about a "Too Sexy For My Face" song parody?


42 posted on 01/23/2006 5:55:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I only have one thing to say about that picyure: Way too much information.


43 posted on 01/23/2006 6:07:20 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Given the subject matter, shouldn't Heath Ledger get a Best Actress nomination?--Rambette)
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To: motzman

no kidding.
dang, now I'll picture that every time I hear it.


44 posted on 01/23/2006 6:07:54 PM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mad cow disease?


45 posted on 01/23/2006 6:10:31 PM PST by claudiustg (Delenda est Iran!)
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To: PJ-Comix
while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering who will be the first Leftwing U.S. Congressman to wear a red tutu on the Today Show,

Bawney Fwank?

46 posted on 01/23/2006 6:10:33 PM PST by epow (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem, they shall prosper who love thee. Ps. I22:6)
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To: PJ-Comix
[No weirder than Wesley Clark's Gay Advocate photo pose.]



I'll do anything for your vote. Anything.
47 posted on 01/23/2006 6:17:12 PM PST by kenth
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To: PJ-Comix
Is it really any creepier than Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd making a waitress "sandwich?"]

Is anything any creepier than the Midnight Swimmer nee Ted Kennedy occupying a position of authority in the US government?

48 posted on 01/23/2006 6:18:01 PM PST by epow (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem, they shall prosper who love thee. Ps. I22:6)
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To: claudiustg

More like an insanity defense when the Oil for Food charges land in his lap.


49 posted on 01/23/2006 6:19:57 PM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: Always Right
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What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
50 posted on 01/23/2006 6:20:38 PM PST by speed_addiction (And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't know if his ego is going to be too big now... Normal humans would shrink away into obscurity

Looking at the pic, his "ego" has done shrunk away already...

51 posted on 01/23/2006 6:26:28 PM PST by mikrofon (Go away, Galloway)
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To: PJ-Comix
Does anybody else find European bathing suits for men disturbing? I mean the bathing suits for men

If violent nausea interspersed with projectile vomiting is symptomatic of being disturbed, then yes I find those suits disturbing.

I have seen male European tourists wearing those things on Sarasota's Siesta Key Beach who would be harpooned and made into soap if they were ever spotted in the water by a Japanese whaling ship.

52 posted on 01/23/2006 6:36:38 PM PST by epow (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem, they shall prosper who love thee. Ps. I22:6)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

Did anyone else see where the charming DUmmie "goodboy" seems to be in need of a fundraiser...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=220148&mesg_id=220148


53 posted on 01/23/2006 6:39:49 PM PST by I_like_good_things_too
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To: PJ-Comix

I think it's fair to say that I have been thoroughly creeped out!


54 posted on 01/23/2006 6:42:49 PM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[You'll have the same reaction if you ever get to see the video of John Edwards spending 5 minutes preening himself in front of his beauty compact.]

Touche'

LOL!

55 posted on 01/23/2006 6:49:55 PM PST by Bullish (Proudly and consistently hating the Clinton's since 1992)
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To: MarineBrat

I think it's fair to say that I have been thoroughly creeped out by the sickening mental picture of those grossly overweight male European tourists wearing waterproof jockstraps on Siesta Key Beach. Thanks a bunch PJ for bringing up that subject (-:


56 posted on 01/23/2006 6:52:06 PM PST by epow (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem, they shall prosper who love thee. Ps. I22:6)
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To: infidel29
Now anytime Galloway is scheduled to appear anywhere on TV, the "conservative" opponent only has to hold up that photo and it's "debate over".

He pads around the Big Brother house wearing a Cuba track suit with a Cuba flag on the arm.

57 posted on 01/23/2006 6:59:40 PM PST by Stentor
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To: epow
I know I shouldn't post this, but this thread is just screaming for it... :)

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

58 posted on 01/23/2006 7:00:34 PM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Who was his makeup artist for that? I want to thank her for causing Al to lose the election.

Well, P.J., that was the lovely Kriss Soterion, the former Miss New Hampshire and owner-operator of Kriss Cosmetics & the Studio of Holistic Beauty in Manchester, N.H.--that's who!

The great Mark Steyn wrote at the time: "Kriss, you may recall, was invited to do the vice president's makeup for the first Gore; Bush game. Before the debate, the local papers were running endless profiles of the hometown gal on the eve of her big break. After the debate, she entered the witness protection program. The pancake she smeared on Gore's cheeks, on top of his overly worked-out, 23-inch neck, on top of his lumpy suit, combined to make him look like Herman Munster doing a bad Ronald Reagan impression."

59 posted on 01/23/2006 7:04:15 PM PST by RedRover (Do I get a Kewpie Doll for knowing this?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I actually thought I was entering a DUmmie Funnies thread and I somehow stumbled into an alternate reality. I wish I could remember how to do this again. PJ, someone hijacked your copyright..., huh? This is the real deal? Nooooooo!!


60 posted on 01/23/2006 7:05:05 PM PST by groanup (Shred for Ian)
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