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DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-06 ("What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/23/2006 4:59:01 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I gave Li'l Beaver the evening off so you can get a good look at how LOW the Leftwing has sunk. In this case it is FAR LEFT British MP (and Saddam Bribee) George Galloway who is dancing on the British Big Brother show in a leotard with a transvestite. This photo says it ALL about how NUttie the Left has become. The next thing you know we will have a leftwing Presidential candidate dressing up like an Blue Energizer BUnnie Sperm Cell. Oops! That already happened. Okay, the next thing you know is that Ted Kennedy will write a children's book from the point of view of his pet dog named "Splash!" Oops! That already happened. The next thing you know a self-inflated Leftwing activist will show up in the hot Texas sun wearing a black Midnight Cowboy Outfit while getting eaten alive by Fire Ants. Oops! That already happened. Yes, the Left has gone off the deep end so why are the DUmmies so surprised about this Galloway photo in this THREAD titled, "What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?" Perhaps this DUmmie should ask what ALL the Left is thinking. Anyway, the DUmmie excuses over being embarrassed by the antics of one of their own is in Leotard Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering who will be the first Leftwing U.S. Congressman to wear a red tutu on the Today Show, is in the [brackets]:

What the hell is Galloway thinking? Slipped LSD by neocons? WTF?

[Don't blame the neocons for this. The Left everywhere have slipped off the edge of sanity. Tomorrow I expect Canadian socialists to be prancing across the Alberta prairie in red tutus after the election results come in.]

I loved Galloway's courage in sticking it to Norm Coleman and standing up against the neocon/neofascists, but he's seriously undercutting his positions by appearing on that British version of Big Brother. Has he been slipped a psychotic drug or something? Whatever it is...he's now (apparently) under the impression that it would be a good thing to appear in a red leotard with the transvestite singer of Dead Alive doing some weird robotic dance skit. And, what does it say about his judgment to be televised lapping up milk like a cat on national TV.

[Just accept the fact that Galloway, like the DUmmies and a HUGE chunk of the Left everywhere, is JUST PLAIN NUTS!!!]

I understand that some justification could be that he's "selling his soul" and being degraded publicly to get his message out against the war, but who's going to take that message seriously now? It would be like Doug Henning in a rainbow leotard talking about geopolitics...

[Or like Pied Piper Pitt in a Midnight Cowboy outfit lecturing us about how the Third American Empire was born after the 1980 Olympic Hockey victory when the excited "nationalistic" fans yelled 'USA! USA! USA!"

I like the guy...I'm just concerned. Lord knows what kind of mind-numbing bullshit M15 may be slipping him.

[Actually, M15 is doing the worst thing possible to Galloway---allowing him to just be himself.]

I'm seriously concerned. This recent crazy TV stuff just seems so out of character.

[Actually it is strictly IN character. Accept the fact that Galloway, like the vast majority of the DUmmies and the rest of the Far Left, are just flat out nutcases.]

note to self: If you ever get 15 minutes of activist fame don't squander it with idiotic self-aggrandizing choices. Legitimacy problems will multiply.

["Can I buy me an EXTRA-LARGE jockstrap?"]

Colin Powell does the Village People!

[Barney Frank is mad at him for stealing his shtick.]

This deserves a video link:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1532509206579317476

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MAN!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU for providing that video link showing Galloway acting like a Puddy Tat lapping up milk out of Rula Lenska's (the "famous" film actress) hands! Yeah, I can definitely see that video being used in a campaign commercial...by Galloway's opponent.]

oh that seriously creeped me out!

[Is it really any creepier than Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd making a waitress "sandwich?"]

Ooookay.... that was way weird.

[No weirder than Wesley Clark's Gay Advocate photo pose.]

How I wish I hadn't seen that ...

[That's what Joe Biden said when he saw a video of himself in a TOTAL MENTAL MELTDOWN in the Senate while screaming at Secretary of State George Schultz years ago. A special Kewpie Doll award for anybody who can track down that video since it is NO NUttier than George Galloway the Puddy Tat lapping up milk on all fours.]

That is such a bizarre, but amusing photo. The "off the shoulders" look. So friggin' bizarre...I'm amused, but also concerned that he will try to re-emerge in the political sphere in late 2006 or 2008. The last thing we need is for Galloway to be making a forceful anti-Bush message on TV, while the network does a split-screen with his cat act or this weird leotard thing.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanx for the BRILLIANT idea!]

I. Can't. Even. Bring. Myself. To. See. That. Picture. Again. I. Am.... ...So. Cold. Please. Send. Help. Water. Rushing. Into. Wheelhouse. Of. My. Mind.

[You'll have the same reaction if you ever get to see the video of John Edwards spending 5 minutes preening himself in front of his beauty compact.]

It's a combination of his ego and some patronising idea he has that the "yoof" will soomehow start listening to a politician if he goes on a stupid reality-show.

[Perhaps Richard Hatch ("Survivor") has a promising career ahead of him in Democrat politics. That video of him walking around in his birthday suit should make for a great campaign commercial.]

The only political thing I've seen broadcast was when Rula asked Galloway whether the Iraqi's hated Saddam and he said "of course not", his political opponents did, granted, but the "ordinary Iraqi" had no problem with him.

[That DOPEY statement is almost as FUnnie as the Red Leotard photo.]

I don't know if his ego is going to be too big now... Normal humans would shrink away into obscurity or commit suicide. He's going to need a massive case of narcissism to get over that leotard picture and the cat/milk video...

[If there were a photo of me prancing around in a red leotard or a video of me as a Puddy Tat on all fours lapping up milk from Rula Lenska's hands, I would exile myself off the planet so good luck (NOT) to George Galloway trying to get re-elected to Parliament.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bigbrother; dummies; galloway; georgegalloway; puddytat; redleotard; rulalenska; transvestite; uk
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I thought it was standard behavior for leftists.
21 posted on 01/23/2006 5:12:45 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: infidel29

I forgot about Algore in Dayglo makeup looking like a Space Alien while he huffed and puffed during the first debate in 2000. Who was his makeup artist for that? I want to thank her for causing Al to lose the election.


22 posted on 01/23/2006 5:13:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: CzarNicky
I thought it was standard behavior for leftists.

Not that there's anything wrong with that (/seinfeld)

23 posted on 01/23/2006 5:15:02 PM PST by NeoCaveman ("You should move the team Art" - then Governor Voinovich)
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To: PJ-Comix
That transvestite looks like Janice Dickenson from the latest Surreal Life on VH1. God, I hate that woman.
24 posted on 01/23/2006 5:23:28 PM PST by squidward
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

I think Galloway is so deluded that he figures people are thinking that he is hip and kewl for posing for prancing around in a red leotard or getting down on all fours like a Puddy Tat lapping up milk. He is in for a RUDE shock when he finally leaves the Big Brother Bubble.


25 posted on 01/23/2006 5:24:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: dubyaismypresident

But...but...Bush, Colin Powell....

These people are such idiots.


26 posted on 01/23/2006 5:24:37 PM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

I like the guy...I'm just concerned. Lord knows what kind of mind-numbing bullshit M15 may be slipping him.

 

Actually, Galloway needs to be more concerned with what the transvestite wants to slip him...

 

27 posted on 01/23/2006 5:25:31 PM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I like the guy...I'm just concerned."

I love the condescending compassion of the liberal left! They don't have the guts to say that the guy is a freak even though he IS a freak....they don't like what he is doing, but they can't stand up for their own convictions.

I can only imagine what they see when the take a good hard look in the mirror. yikes.
28 posted on 01/23/2006 5:27:20 PM PST by socialismisinsidious (Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yikes, he looks awful, and who's that with him... a man... woman, both?


29 posted on 01/23/2006 5:28:34 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Now I know why I found the John Kerry Spandex bicycle outfit pic disturbing.


30 posted on 01/23/2006 5:33:31 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Did it occur to anyone that Galloway considers this appropriate and normal behavior? That being said, I wonder how many at DU consider it "normal"?


31 posted on 01/23/2006 5:33:31 PM PST by Smedley
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To: Smedley

I think that Galloway is letting his inner self out.


32 posted on 01/23/2006 5:34:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why? Much ado about nothing?


33 posted on 01/23/2006 5:35:49 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Does anybody else find European bathing suits for men disturbing? I mean the bathing suits for men. Actually they are nothing more than waterproof jockstraps. I can't stand to see those Europeans wear them on the beach. DISTURBING. I have a FUnnie story about a European bathing suit (waterproof jockstrap) but I will SAVE it for my upcoming DUFU Podcast especially since part of the story involves a French accent.


34 posted on 01/23/2006 5:42:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Even worse is that they WEAR THEM at the HOTEL BAR after they are swimming. You should have seen the German senior citizen in Speedos at the Loews Miami Beach. Very scary.


35 posted on 01/23/2006 5:44:59 PM PST by Clemenza (Divot: "You're Meshugah!" Bakshi: "I'm NOT Your Sugar!")
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL, I was teasing you. And my “much ado nothing” refers to their “nothing there to see,” if you know what I mean.

I don't like them either.

36 posted on 01/23/2006 5:46:29 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Clemenza
I have to look away from those European tourists. Sometimes on the beach they will ask me questions but all the time when I answer them I keep thinking, "You're wearing a tiny waterproof jockstrap! You're wearing a tiny waterproof jockstrap!"

Anyway it is those horrible European jockstrap bathing suits that makes me proud to be an American. FEW Americans wear those things and those that do are in need of counseling.

37 posted on 01/23/2006 5:48:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Yikes, he looks awful, and who's that with him... a man... woman, both?

That...is Pete Burns, lead singer of "Dead or Alive", an 80's band that had one good song (You Spin Me Round) and one really good song (Brand New Lover)---now he's a plastic surgery freak, among other things...
38 posted on 01/23/2006 5:49:07 PM PST by motzman (God helps those who help themselves - B. Franklin)
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To: motzman

I see. Yeah, he looks like a freak.


39 posted on 01/23/2006 5:52:07 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: PJ-Comix
DFU SONG: All the Way (Galloway)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/23/2003 1:42:59 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - ALL THE WAY

Saddam needs a traitor
Who would he pay as a traitor -- Galloway
Happy to be serving
His support remained unswerving -- Galloway

Lower than a sewer rat is
Look and that's what you see
Whose account was getting fat -- his
How come this slime is -- an MP

Saddam needs a traitor
Who would he pay as a traitor -- Galloway
Some think he's just wacky
But he's been the tyrant's lackey -- come what may

Who knows if he'll go to prison
He should be there today
Some one's in need of shunning
Let him feel the public shunning -- Galloway...Galloway

40 posted on 01/23/2006 5:54:29 PM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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