DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

[kenth]

"Bush is only a few steps from an uprising against him. The part of me that loves suspense and craves righteous vigilantism actually hopes for Bush to take those final few steps. Come on Bush... CROSS THIS LINE. And then see what we're going to do to you."


One more step, just one more step, and we'll hold a sit-in. We might even chant. Don't mess with us.

[Petronski]

Today he stood, but did not say the Pledge, as he always does.

As he always does what? Stand? Or "not say the Pledge" or "stand without saying the pledge?" Or maybe he meant "did not say the Pledge [the way] he always does" as in "although he usually does..."

Perhaps the DUmmies still haven't mastered English grammar, but at least they are [some of them are] walking upright. That's a good start.

[epow]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the door of the White House, and the halls of Congress!

This Luther come lately DUmmy wants to post his 95 feces.

Clever line, and it accurately describes the content of the moonbat's rant.

[Petronski]

"We're just TEN DOLLARS from you seeing what we're going to do to you."


Damn, that DUmmy grammar is hard to simulate.

[pitbully]

Ping

[Petronski]

I let it slide the first time she said something to him and I told him he had OUR permission to NOT say the pledge and if she made a snide remark again, she would hear from me.

Try 'decline' or 'refuse.' As in "He had OUR permission to decline participating in the pledge" or "He had OUR permission to refuse to say the pledge."

[epow]

but at least they are [some of them are] walking upright. That's a good start.

It is. And it will be even better when they progress to the stage where their knuckles don't leave irregular lines in the sand when they move about.

[kenth]

I'm sure in the realm of DUmmies, or at least their own home, that one is the most even tempered and hate free. But, then again, I envision a house full of people running in circles, pulling hair and letting loose with the primal screams.

[confederacy of dunces]

Sheesh. I especially like the part where they beat up on the DUmmie who confesses to playing kick-the-can at age twelve rather than going to peace marches.</sarc>

Kick the can is fun, especially after dark

:)

[COBOL2Java]

That's a good graphic, but I think DU resembles a painting of Hell by Hieronymous Bosch...

[gardencatz]

Come on Bush... CROSS THIS LINE. And then see what we're going to do to you.

I'm guessing they'll do what they always do with their pitiful attempt at righteous indignation and bravery from their basement keyboard...just move the line a little further back and whine and moan because no one is doing ANYTHING to stop this evil regime.

[Barset]

Will is in Massachusetts. Debauching minors is a civil right there. No harm, no foul.

[kingu]

This joker may want to actually consult a real dictionary before trying to impress us with his prodigious lexicon. Unless he only has a very, very small aversion to W.

It is rather difficult to take someone seriously when, in the same sentence, they refer to a dictionary and then use the same tome as a booster seat to reach the keyboard rather than look up the definition of a word.

[kenth]

That reminds me of the thread in which one of them was whining for Castro to invade and save us from the eeeeevill Bush.

[Purrcival]

God,(if you're out there)Please bless America one more time!

Sorry lady but it would actually take an act of God for Bush to be elected a third time.

...or we could call for the 22nd Amendment to be repealed. :-)

[Purrcival]

The problem when they turn violent is that they don't fight you face to face but they slash your tires or break your car windshield.

...or deface a Diebold truck...

[Purrcival]

The one I hear most often though is "F--- Bush."

You know those little square black bumper stickers that have a large "W" in the middle with "The President" underneath at the bottom of the sticker? I saw a DUmmie driving an SUV with a similar sticker, only it replaced the "W" with an "F".

[imskylark]

"They should not be allowed to breed."

Don't worry. They abort.

[decal]

"Kewpie doll candidate here, PJ."

Lousy Freeper Troll a la agent provocateur - I'd bet $10k on it...

[rockrr]

"iniquitos"

Aren't those the Chili-Cheese Tortilla chips? ;'}