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Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel (Serious Humor)
tech-sol.net ^ | unk | Father Dennis Edward O'Brien

Posted on 12/24/2005 4:21:18 AM PST by Past Your Eyes

Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance:

1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem... kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

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TOPICS: Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: airforce; army; civilian; coastguard; flag; janefonda; marines; military; navy; roseanne
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To: Coastie
Because the sweet very young lady went home.
41 posted on 12/24/2005 6:01:37 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott

...and to all a goodnight!!!


42 posted on 12/24/2005 6:38:22 PM PST by Coastie ("You have to go out. You don't have to come back"- Old USCG motto.)
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To: Coastie

OK - I was in the 3rd ID. “Dog face soldier” does NOT refer to any one unit. Being proud is fine - trash talk is not.


43 posted on 07/28/2012 5:40:07 AM PDT by Nathaniel (- A Man Without A Cross -)
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