Posted on 11/25/2005 10:31:05 PM PST by John Semmens
While theories about President John Kennedy’s assassination abound, CBS News announced that it is in possession of documents proving that President Bush pulled the trigger.
Former CBS data fabricator, Mary Mapes, said an unidentified man handed her an envelope with the incriminating documents while she was touring to promote her new book.
“Taking time out from her book tour, Mary Mapes faxed us a copy of a letter in which the then 17-year-old George Bush admitted to accidentally shooting JFK while ‘goofing around’ with his hunting rifle,” said Jack Skwaht, speaking on behalf of CBS News. “The letter is a photo copy of a hand-written note, but you can almost make out the name ‘George’ in the signature area. Document experts we consulted agree that the possibility this scrawled word is, in fact, ‘George’ cannot be ruled out.”
“Look, the assassination took place in Texas,” said Skwaht. “Bush was in Texas in 1963. We think this is pretty damning evidence.”
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
I'm guessing it was Tom Delay's rifle too.
Dang, I wonder just how stupid this jacka@@ author of the article feels. Whoops, I forgot, you have to have a brain to feel stupid.
I mean what next?
I know!
He'll be accused of masterminding the assassination of Abraham Lincoln!
OH! BROTHER!
Want a good laugh?
What next?
The Great Flood was Bush's fault too!
Note my tagline, it's tongue-in-cheek!
That's nothing - everyone knows that the Mt. Vesuvius eruption that buried Pompeii in 79 A.D was the result of the first test run of Karl Rove's hurricane machine. Obviously, they had a lot of bugs to work out in the following centuries ...
LOL!
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