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DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-05 ("Che's daughter backs the revolution")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/11/2005 8:39:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was watching a documentary about Che Guevara last night and the thought occured to me that the fanatic COMMUNIST revolutionary was the type of person the DUmmies would like to be if they could ever escape the glow of their computer screens and actually DO something. Of course, in real life, the DUmmies can only fantasize about leading a Bolshevik Revolution. Make no mistake about it. The DUmmies REALLY don't want a small "d" democratic society. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "Che's daughter backs the revolution," the DUmmies make no secret of their admiration for the basic tenents of Bolshevism. Therefore, the DUmmie proclamations are in highly appropriate Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long the DUmmies would last in Little Havana wearing Che T-Shirts, is in the [brackets]:

Che's daughter backs the revolution

[And so do most DUmmies as long as it is hard core Bolshevik Revolution.]

Che's daughter backs the revolution
From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in Havana
October 10, 2005

SOCIALISM was still possible in Latin America, the daughter of Cuba's revolutionary hero Che Guevara has said.

["SOCIALISM." The polite way of saying "COMMUNISM."]

Aleida Guevara March, daughter of Argentine-born Ernesto "Che" Guevara, said leftist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez inspired hope. In an interview 38 years after the death of her father, she said it was still possible to remove the right-wing from the region, specifically in Bolivia, Ecuador, El Salvador, Mexico, Nicaragua and Peru. "All that is needed is a good scalpel," Guevara March, 44, said. Like her father, she studied medicine.

[Like her father she is a hard core Commie. Oh, and what is her DUmmie screen name?]

Her father joined the Cuban revolution, led by Cuba's president, Fidel Castro, helping to topple the Havana government in 1959. Guevara died trying to export socialist revolution to Bolivia.

[Che Guevara showed up in Bolivia (at the instigation of Castro who wanted to get rid of him) and got NO support from the peasants there. Both Che and his DUmmie fantasies died there.]

His daughter said the US "has unleashed so much propaganda against Cuba and against socialism that many people are afraid of it".

[It must be that outstanding economic success of Cuba that strikes fear into us.]

"Hugo Chavez today could be an alternative, a possibility, but if one looks at the evolution of his Bolivarian Revolution, one sees that circumstances have forced him to be more and more radical because of US pressure," she said.

[Yeah, it is the USA that is forcing Chavez to nationalize steal private property. And now let us hear the DUmmie chorus chime in with "The Internationale in honor of their beloved Che Guevara...]

Scalpel? How about a good machete? I want capitalism toppled in this country as well!

[I give you an "A" for honesty my little Chekist.]

Cuba has obviously been the bastion of equality in Latin America for half a century. Latin America has been experiencing progress and improvement, but much more needs to be done, and much more will be accomplished. Justice will be found in the end.

[A DUmmie Bolshevik wishing for the Cuban economic "success" to spread to the rest of South America.]

Cuba is a shining example of hope and progress to the third world.

[And only the EVIL Republicans are keeping you from moving to the Workers Paradise.]

Given the choice between Socialism and the barbarism of capitalism, I choose Socialism.

[Thus spaketh the cyber Karl Marx.]

Also, if you look at socialist states of Cuba, Kerala and elsewhere, socialism works exceptionally well.

[Especially in North Korea.]

The dictatorship of the proletariat means exactly what it says: the power of the working class cannot be challenged by the capitalists. Dictatorship of the proletariat is the perfect democracy for all decisions and all power is made by the workers. Power flows upward from the democratically elected worker's committees at the factory floor, to popular committees elected in each city block.

[Thank you for that non-thought, DUmmie IndianaGreen (who also moderates in DUmmieland). BTW, the FUnniest thing about the dictatorship of the proletariat is that the relatives of two of the hardest core commie countries, Cuba and North Korea, seem to end up as the heirs apparent just as in the "reactionary" monarchies of feudal times. In Cuba, it is Castro's maricón brother, Raul, has been declared to be the next in line and in North Korea, Li'l Kim, succeeded his daddy. All in the "scientifically run" countries ruled by the dictatorship of the proletariat.]

Ironically Cuban socialism has decentralized power to people in communities more like the ancient Greek model of democracy whereas the US model patterns Rome.

[Ironically the decentralized power in Cuba has designated Castro's maricón brother as his heir apparent. Such a coincidence!]

¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

[¡Estas Loco por Siempre!]

Guevara is a true hero who sacrificed his life for the people of the world. His ideological stance was a product of the time; his efforts are the cure we need in much of the world. By the way, all this talk of "totalitarian socialism" is bunk. Go read a book about the 3.5 million Catalans and progressive Spaniards who built a system of syndicalo-anarchist communes to feed, educate and care for the poor during the Spanish Civil War.

[Go read the book "Homage To Catalonia" by George Orwell. The COMMUNISTS purged and executed the syndicalo-anarchists. Towards the end of the Spanish Civil war the COMMUNISTS were busier liquidating the anarchists than they were fighting Franco.]

the Cuban people are represented better than the American people. The system of government is truly one that is accountable and representative of its community.

[You've been watching a few too many of Lucia Newman's CNN reports from Cuba.]

Che was married twice & had a lover or two, but did NOT believe in promiscuity.

[That would put him at odds with Bubba.]

America is a racist country! America was born in racism! America remains in racism! This is why Americans refused to establish relations with Vietnam for as long as they did, it was because the white male egos were bruised from being beaten by little yellow people. This is why Americans also have an embargo against Cuba. The American white male egos were bruised by having their former island whorehouse decide that they were human after all and refuse to be exploited by Uncle Sam.

[DUmmie IndianaGreen is on a roll again. Tell us more about how much you hate America, oh DUmmie MODERATOR.]


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KEYWORDS: cheguevara; commies; dummies
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Ay yi yi yi. These losers called "DUmmies" are praising the bravery of my Revolución, as they sit in their parents' basements, eating Krispy Kremes and abusing hamsters. Is this what the Dictatorship of the Proletariat has been reduced to?

61 posted on 10/11/2005 9:45:09 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Che was married twice & had a lover or two, but did NOT believe in promiscuity.

Oooh, you just brought him down a notch or two with the DUmmies!

But wait--I thought what you just said was promiscuity!

Maybe he just did it but didn't believe in it.

62 posted on 10/11/2005 9:46:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fidel-ity?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

ROTF. You have made my morning.


63 posted on 10/11/2005 9:48:09 AM PDT by Texas WOP
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To: Old Seadog
I can see the resemblance...


64 posted on 10/11/2005 9:48:16 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: PJ-Comix
America is a racist country!

Facist, too!

65 posted on 10/11/2005 9:48:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Facism.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Aleida Guevara March

I don't want to lead a Guevara march.

66 posted on 10/11/2005 9:50:53 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Obsessed with sects.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Guevara is a true hero who sacrificed his life for the people of the world.

A true hero that stole food from Bolivian peasants? Yeah, check out how the "people of the world" supported Che's socialist meddling:

SEPTEMBER 22, 1967: Guevara Arze, the Bolivian Foreign Minister, provides evidence to the Organization of American States to prove that Che Guevara is indeed leading the guerrilla operations in Bolivia. Excerpts taken from captured documents, including comparisons of handwriting, fingerprints and photographs, suggests that the guerrillas are comprised of Cubans, Peruvians, Argentineans and Bolivians. The foreign minister’s presentation draws a loud applause from the Bolivian audience, and he gives his assurance that "we’re not going to let anybody steal our country away from us. Nobody, at any time." (NYT 9/23/67)

67 posted on 10/11/2005 9:53:59 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Good one to start the work day.


68 posted on 10/11/2005 9:54:15 AM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Sex appeal?

Stick a beret on his head and think of Antonio Banderas doing his Che-imitation in "Evita". There was a famous poster of Che that came out in the 60's, still to be seen on T-shirts today, and he looked pretty sexy to me as a high school-aged female at the time.

69 posted on 10/11/2005 9:55:17 AM PDT by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: Ciexyz

Seems like a scruffy girlie-man to me, but what do I know. I've never been a high-school aged female...nor a deluded DUmmie commie wanna-be.


70 posted on 10/11/2005 9:59:02 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It depends on what your definition of "believe" is.


71 posted on 10/11/2005 10:00:34 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies are stuck on a special kind of stupid.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Desperate DUmmies flee capitalist Jesusland
for the friendly shores of the Workers' Paradise.

72 posted on 10/11/2005 10:07:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wait?! They're going the OTHER way?!)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Oh, and what is her DUmmie screen name?]

The Bray of Pigs.

73 posted on 10/11/2005 10:08:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (March Madness.)
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To: Old Seadog

Damn what a dog. Che at least had sex appeal, and the good fortune to die young. Too bad daughter didn't follow his example.


74 posted on 10/11/2005 10:21:31 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
whereas the US model patterns Rome

Well, you DUHmmie, that might be because, like Rome, the US is a representative republic, not a democracy.

75 posted on 10/11/2005 10:25:54 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Political looters" should be on sight)
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To: PJ-Comix
Also, if you look at socialist states of Cuba, Kerala and elsewhere, socialism works exceptionally well.

Yeah! And Naziism worked "exceptionally well" too, didn't it?

It's absolutely amazing how profoundly deluded people can get. No wonder Horowitz was so dumbfounded by his previous friends when he tried to show them the truth.

76 posted on 10/11/2005 11:02:18 AM PDT by TChris ("The central issue is America's credibility and will to prevail" - Goh Chok Tong)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
"You know why? Cuz "conservatives" understand something that "liberals" do NOT - fascism is NOT the polar opposite to communism. It is NOT the "right" but rather much closer to the left on the political/economic spectrum, well beyond the center. Fascism is a stepping stone to communism."

Lest we forget: Nazism was an ideology held by the National SOCIALIST German Workers Party(Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. Hardly a Right Wing movement at all. To achieve a leftist's goals, it's perfectly OK to commit genocide to do it.

77 posted on 10/11/2005 11:11:17 AM PDT by skikvt
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To: PJ-Comix

"Also, if you look at socialist states of Cuba, Kerala and elsewhere, socialism works exceptionally well."

I have never received a clear answer from any leftist to the following question:

"If socialism is so great, why aren't you on the next plane to Cuba or North Freakin'Korea, there nimrod?"

Not once, not ONCE have I ever heard any defender of Socialism waxing poetic about going out to the airport so he/she could catch that big silver bird to Havana. Not once have I seen a leftist beg money so that he/she might go off happy to the sugar cane fields of Cuba, or get a job as a "night soil" spreader just "a ways" outside of Pyongyang.

I did have some lefty tell me on a board once that he could not go to Cuba as he wished, because he could not get there legally from the US. I was forced to take lefty by the hand and go through Geography, National Policy and Political History 101. In other words, "Hey a**hat, have you ever heard of CANADA!!! You know that big land mass up North?"

So, he comes back and says, "Yes of course, what does that have to do with getting to Cuba?"

I was forced to type very slowly and not use any big words. I simply explained to him that one could get to Cuba via Canada.

What followed was me and every other conservative on the board answering his questions about how to get there. He never left as far as I know, he was still posting on that board as late as early this Summer.

So, who ya gonna call? THEY WILL NOT LEAVE!!!

Ping me if you can talk one into it.
Twits.


78 posted on 10/11/2005 11:26:14 AM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies need to check out this site
79 posted on 10/11/2005 11:26:45 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (Have you read my #1 Bestseller? There is a test. -God)
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To: r-q-tek86; PJ-Comix
from Che*Mart :-)

Che*Mart.com

80 posted on 10/11/2005 11:28:02 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta (never surrender, this is for the kids)
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