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Semi-News: Star Collapses, Bush Blamed
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | Sep 17, 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/19/2005 11:33:01 AM PDT by John Semmens

Astronomers have detected the most distant explosion yet. A massive star collapsed into a black hole some 12.6 billion light years from Earth. The event occurred an estimated 1.1 billion years after the "Big Bang" that created the universe.

Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, was quick to affix blame on President Bush. "The Big Bang should've been ample warning that cataclysms of this magnitude were possible," said Dean. "Yet, we find that the Bush Administration was caught totally unprepared for this latest explosion. The fact that this explosion occurred in a black hole further emphasizes the racial insensitivity that has characterized this administration from day-one."

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) echoed Dean in demanding a congressional investigation of this latest disaster. "We cannot tolerate a perpetual state of unreadiness from this administration," said Clinton. "We need answers. Why did President Bush allow over a billion years to pass after the Big Bang without putting an emergency plan into place? Is it because he doesn't care about black holes?"

President Bush admitted that he was stumped by this latest round of criticism. "I'm no astronomist, but didn't this explosion happen a long time ago, like before I was even born?" asked Bush. "And isn't an exploding star bigger than our entire planet? What could anyone do about such a thing?"

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To: John Semmens
The fact that this explosion occurred in a black hole further emphasizes the racial insensitivity that has characterized this administration from day-one."

The Raiders collapsed in The Black Hole against the Chiefs last night.

I blame Bush.... and Kerry (Collins)....

21 posted on 09/19/2005 12:19:46 PM PDT by freebilly (Go USF Baseball!)
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To: BaBaStooey

Micheal Moore is his own black hole


22 posted on 09/19/2005 12:32:57 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: John Semmens

Bush Lied -- Planets Fried


23 posted on 09/19/2005 12:43:49 PM PDT by NW Mike (Proud member of the VRWC since 1972 -- who the hell are you calling 'neo'?)
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To: John Semmens

A black hole? We wouldn't have let this happen if it had been a WHITE hole. /sarcasm


24 posted on 09/19/2005 1:07:33 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay
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To: Red Badger; BaBaStooey
Michael Moore finally collapsed?.........

But he does distort gravity in his vicinity.............and the Light of Truth cannot come out of him...........

Hehehe. All it would take is for Michael to fart and burp at the same time and he would become a black hole.

25 posted on 09/19/2005 1:12:11 PM PDT by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: YouPosting2Me
he is dense enough. Yeah... he's so dense it's surprising he doesn't already qualify.
26 posted on 09/19/2005 1:19:54 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay
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To: Hyzenthlay

I'm still getting used to HTML.


27 posted on 09/19/2005 1:20:39 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay
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To: John Semmens

Either the Volons are up to something, or SG-1 is back in action...


(mixing my SF again!)


28 posted on 09/19/2005 1:49:48 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (2-0 Who Dey! Who Dey! Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Bengals!!!)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder how much he gained at the Florida Fat Farm?


29 posted on 09/19/2005 1:52:39 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: John Semmens
We now KNOW without a doubt that Katrina and the following flood were Bush's fault, and this is why!

New Orleans has a Democrat Mayor, Democrat City Council, and Democrat Chief of Police.

Louisiana has a:

Democrat Governor, Democrat Lt. Governor, Democrat Attorney General;

24 of 39 Louisiana State Senators are Democrats,

67 of 105 Louisiana State House Representatives are Democrats,

there's a Democrat Representative in the House from New Orleans,

and one of two Senators in the Senate is a Democrat."

It's clear WHY IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT. LOL! At last, now you know WHY it's his fault.

30 posted on 09/19/2005 2:00:01 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (PRAY FOR THE HURRICANE VICTIMS AND RESCUE WORKERS!)
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