Posted on 09/19/2005 11:33:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
Astronomers have detected the most distant explosion yet. A massive star collapsed into a black hole some 12.6 billion light years from Earth. The event occurred an estimated 1.1 billion years after the "Big Bang" that created the universe.
Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, was quick to affix blame on President Bush. "The Big Bang should've been ample warning that cataclysms of this magnitude were possible," said Dean. "Yet, we find that the Bush Administration was caught totally unprepared for this latest explosion. The fact that this explosion occurred in a black hole further emphasizes the racial insensitivity that has characterized this administration from day-one."
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) echoed Dean in demanding a congressional investigation of this latest disaster. "We cannot tolerate a perpetual state of unreadiness from this administration," said Clinton. "We need answers. Why did President Bush allow over a billion years to pass after the Big Bang without putting an emergency plan into place? Is it because he doesn't care about black holes?"
President Bush admitted that he was stumped by this latest round of criticism. "I'm no astronomist, but didn't this explosion happen a long time ago, like before I was even born?" asked Bush. "And isn't an exploding star bigger than our entire planet? What could anyone do about such a thing?"
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And I thought this post was about a star at the Emmys last night. Now I'm disappointed!
Bush knew
LOL!
But it should have read:
Bush KNEW!
(That's more dramatic)
"Quick, let's move our planet faster than light and further away from the disaster, and give it another look." - George Bush
Michael Moore finally collapsed?.........
ROFL!
On the bright side, Halliburton has been awarded the contract to refurbish the star's infrastructure....
His hand stretches across the vast expanses of the Universe, through space and time...
I hear that Bush was responsible for turning Satan against God. There have been reports that Michael witnessed W talking with Satan shortly before the War in Heaven.
Whitney Houston again?
Me too darn it, I was hoping mostly it was Ellen. I tried really hard to watch that show but couldn't. Does anyone know if 24 won anything? My favorite show!!
There isn't a black hole big enough to fit Michael Moore into, unfortunately.
LOL!
"There isn't a black hole big enough to fit Michael Moore into, unfortunately."
Butt he is dense enough.
This is Series!
Never bring an 'emergency plan' to a Big-Bang fight.
This is part of the vast right wing conpiracy.
But he does distort gravity in his vicinity.............and the Light of Truth cannot come out of him...........
Chimpy McHalliburton drainded all the oil out of that star. Thats why it collapsed.
IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!
And Michael Moore did a "documentary" about it. It was called Beelzebub 911.
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