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Semi-News: Star Collapses, Bush Blamed
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | Sep 17, 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/19/2005 11:33:01 AM PDT by John Semmens

Astronomers have detected the most distant explosion yet. A massive star collapsed into a black hole some 12.6 billion light years from Earth. The event occurred an estimated 1.1 billion years after the "Big Bang" that created the universe.

Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, was quick to affix blame on President Bush. "The Big Bang should've been ample warning that cataclysms of this magnitude were possible," said Dean. "Yet, we find that the Bush Administration was caught totally unprepared for this latest explosion. The fact that this explosion occurred in a black hole further emphasizes the racial insensitivity that has characterized this administration from day-one."

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) echoed Dean in demanding a congressional investigation of this latest disaster. "We cannot tolerate a perpetual state of unreadiness from this administration," said Clinton. "We need answers. Why did President Bush allow over a billion years to pass after the Big Bang without putting an emergency plan into place? Is it because he doesn't care about black holes?"

President Bush admitted that he was stumped by this latest round of criticism. "I'm no astronomist, but didn't this explosion happen a long time ago, like before I was even born?" asked Bush. "And isn't an exploding star bigger than our entire planet? What could anyone do about such a thing?"

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


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1 posted on 09/19/2005 11:33:05 AM PDT by John Semmens
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And I thought this post was about a star at the Emmys last night. Now I'm disappointed!


2 posted on 09/19/2005 11:34:50 AM PDT by hophead (" Enjoy Every Sandwich WZ")
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To: John Semmens

Bush knew


4 posted on 09/19/2005 11:36:30 AM PDT by scottinoc
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To: scottinoc

LOL!

But it should have read:

Bush KNEW!

(That's more dramatic)


5 posted on 09/19/2005 11:38:37 AM PDT by nuffsenuff
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To: John Semmens

"Quick, let's move our planet faster than light and further away from the disaster, and give it another look." - George Bush


6 posted on 09/19/2005 11:38:45 AM PDT by RightResponse (What if the Left, just got up and .....)
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To: John Semmens

Michael Moore finally collapsed?.........


7 posted on 09/19/2005 11:39:41 AM PDT by Red Badger (I was born in poverty. I didn't like it, so I left.............)
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To: John Semmens

ROFL!

On the bright side, Halliburton has been awarded the contract to refurbish the star's infrastructure....


8 posted on 09/19/2005 11:40:48 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic (You cannot stop me, I'll just make..........a "move"....)
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To: John Semmens

His hand stretches across the vast expanses of the Universe, through space and time...

I hear that Bush was responsible for turning Satan against God. There have been reports that Michael witnessed W talking with Satan shortly before the War in Heaven.


9 posted on 09/19/2005 11:41:14 AM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Social Darwinism will claim me first.)
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To: John Semmens
Semi-News: Star Collapses

Whitney Houston again?

10 posted on 09/19/2005 11:41:28 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: hophead
"And I thought this post was about a star at the Emmys last night. Now I'm disappointed!"

Me too darn it, I was hoping mostly it was Ellen. I tried really hard to watch that show but couldn't. Does anyone know if 24 won anything? My favorite show!!

11 posted on 09/19/2005 11:41:29 AM PDT by WestCoastGal ( "Through thick & thin, the fans got my back. Bud team will start kicking butts again" THEY DID !!!)
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To: Red Badger

There isn't a black hole big enough to fit Michael Moore into, unfortunately.


12 posted on 09/19/2005 11:41:56 AM PDT by BaBaStooey (Ethiopia: The New Happiest Place on Earth.)
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On the bright side, Halliburton has been awarded the contract to refurbish the star's infrastructure....

LOL!

13 posted on 09/19/2005 11:43:15 AM PDT by American Quilter
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To: BaBaStooey

"There isn't a black hole big enough to fit Michael Moore into, unfortunately."

Butt he is dense enough.


14 posted on 09/19/2005 11:45:24 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: John Semmens

This is Series!


15 posted on 09/19/2005 11:45:42 AM PDT by shiva
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To: John Semmens

Never bring an 'emergency plan' to a Big-Bang fight.


16 posted on 09/19/2005 11:46:51 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: John Semmens

This is part of the vast right wing conpiracy.


17 posted on 09/19/2005 11:49:23 AM PDT by seawolf101
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To: BaBaStooey

But he does distort gravity in his vicinity.............and the Light of Truth cannot come out of him...........


18 posted on 09/19/2005 11:54:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (I was born in poverty. I didn't like it, so I left.............)
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To: John Semmens

Chimpy McHalliburton drainded all the oil out of that star. Thats why it collapsed.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!


19 posted on 09/19/2005 11:55:22 AM PDT by kb2614 ("Speaking Truth to Power" - What idiots say when they want to sound profound!!)
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To: Cyclopean Squid
I hear that Bush was responsible for turning Satan against God. There have been reports that Michael witnessed W talking with Satan shortly before the War in Heaven.

And Michael Moore did a "documentary" about it. It was called Beelzebub 911.

20 posted on 09/19/2005 12:13:02 PM PDT by manwiththehands
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