Oh good grief, talk about an ignorant drama queen. Hey, W. don't worry about this person who claims to be your heart...they're really the inspiration behind the commercial with the hot frying pan and the burning eggs. She may not have fried her brains with drugs but she definitely fried her brains with hate and ignorance.
" . . . . they're really the inspiration behind the commercial with the hot frying pan and the burning eggs."
So maybe it's heartburn he/she/it wishes.
*ducks*