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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: nopardons

I love sci-fi and mythology too. But for some reason I just haven't gotten around to watching it.


2,161 posted on 08/11/2005 9:25:18 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Admin Moderator; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ..

we now have a troll-stomping shanty...

(MUST be sung like Quint from Jaws)

Farewell and adieu to you lame trollish baby,
Farewell and adieu to you troll so damn lame;
For you've received voltage fit to fry up your body,
And no one, save DUmmies, shall see ye again.

(chorus)
We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You babble and curse like a true drooling motard,
Your babbling posts lack all logic and sense;
George Soros has funded your meatpuppet antics -
Delightful, this waste of his dollars and cents!

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

We've given you leeway and chances uncounted,
We've given you leeway, and coddled you, dear;
But now you've been cornered by your own short-comings -
Deserving of mocking, and worthy of jeer.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You burble and drool, an inveterate ass-hat,
You ALL-CAP and mis-spell, and bumble your tense;
Posting absurdity void of all reason -
An illiterate peon who never repents.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Your errors are many, your logic is absent,
Your cranial vacuum all your posts betray;
Your break from reality all data point to -
You'll wind up committed, some sunny day.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

You gibber and bark like a retarded moonbat,
You quiver and belch, lacking all elegance;
In a duel of words, your blade's a limp noodle -
Unarmed and outmastered, unable to fence.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Oh, hedging and dodging are skills you have mastered,
Yes, hedging and dodging are your stock-in-trade;
You'll never own up to your self-made disaster,
Your name and your honor, of dung are they made.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!

Now let every last Kittie toss off a full bumper,
And let every last Kittie toss off a dull troll;
And we'll drink and be merry and drown melancholy,
Singing, here's a good health to all true-hearted souls.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true Viking Kitties,
We’ll rant and we’ll rave, and stomp troll guts out,
We'll cover with tarmac their charred bloody ruin -
And dance jigs on their gravesites, have never a doubt!

2,162 posted on 08/11/2005 9:27:33 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: tuliptree76

When you do, if you do, please let me know what your reaction to it is. :-)


2,163 posted on 08/11/2005 9:27:49 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons; tuliptree76

I will pardon you, nopardons.

(sheesh... next tshe'll say she's never seen The Terminator)


2,164 posted on 08/11/2005 9:28:45 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout

I love your song...errrrr shanty. But I've never seen "JAWS", so could you explain that allusion?


2,165 posted on 08/11/2005 9:29:29 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: King Prout

Ummmmmmmm...nope, I have never seen THE TERMINATOR. I did see CONAN THE BARBARIAN; does that count ? :-)


2,166 posted on 08/11/2005 9:30:43 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons
But I've never seen "JAWS",

oh... MY... GAWD!!!

2,167 posted on 08/11/2005 9:31:23 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout

LOL!


2,168 posted on 08/11/2005 9:31:49 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: nopardons

Will do.


2,169 posted on 08/11/2005 9:32:34 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: nopardons
I have never seen THE TERMINATOR

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I did see CONAN THE BARBARIAN; does that count ?

gasp! choke! [expires]

2,170 posted on 08/11/2005 9:32:51 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout
*shrugs*

What can I say? I am, after all, the DOWAGER here. That means that I'm older than most of you. hehehehehehehehehehe

I think that when JAWS cam out, I had a baby and it was almost impossible to get a sitter, so I missed a lot of movies from back then.

2,171 posted on 08/11/2005 9:34:01 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: King Prout; nopardons

I have seen all of the Terminators and Jaws. So will that save my backside?


2,172 posted on 08/11/2005 9:34:12 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76; King Prout; Army Air Corps
"consider yourself mightily spanked til your cheeks glow in the dark, Vixen!"

"Oh, and welcome to the RKBA, AAC. That was the official ceremony. "


I think I like this ceremony.
(Kidding!)

2,173 posted on 08/11/2005 9:34:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: tuliptree76

Yes, that might work.


2,174 posted on 08/11/2005 9:34:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: nopardons

Quint is a central character - a salty old shark-hunter, captain and master of the good ship Orca.

Beyond that, no explanation can suffice - it is like parachuting: if you ain't done it, an explanation can't convey it; if you have done it, no explanation is needed.


2,175 posted on 08/11/2005 9:34:59 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout
*giggle*

More strawberry tarts, sire? :-)

2,176 posted on 08/11/2005 9:35:17 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: tuliptree76

no, but it will earn a soothing-oil post-spank rubdown


2,177 posted on 08/11/2005 9:35:59 PM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout

It's going to take a while to memorize that.

applause...author, author.


2,178 posted on 08/11/2005 9:36:08 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from Earth. Liberals are from Uranus.(c))
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To: tuliptree76
Maybe, maybe not...but remember that I am the keeper of the Royal dungeons. :-)
2,179 posted on 08/11/2005 9:36:37 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Darksheare

I lost my concentration after the word "spanked"...


2,180 posted on 08/11/2005 9:37:07 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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