Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB
I love sci-fi and mythology too. But for some reason I just haven't gotten around to watching it.
we now have a troll-stomping shanty...
(MUST be sung like Quint from Jaws)
Farewell and adieu to you lame trollish baby,
Farewell and adieu to you troll so damn lame;
For you've received voltage fit to fry up your body,
And no one, save DUmmies, shall see ye again.
(chorus)
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
You babble and curse like a true drooling motard,
Your babbling posts lack all logic and sense;
George Soros has funded your meatpuppet antics -
Delightful, this waste of his dollars and cents!
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
We've given you leeway and chances uncounted,
We've given you leeway, and coddled you, dear;
But now you've been cornered by your own short-comings -
Deserving of mocking, and worthy of jeer.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
You burble and drool, an inveterate ass-hat,
You ALL-CAP and mis-spell, and bumble your tense;
Posting absurdity void of all reason -
An illiterate peon who never repents.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
Your errors are many, your logic is absent,
Your cranial vacuum all your posts betray;
Your break from reality all data point to -
You'll wind up committed, some sunny day.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
You gibber and bark like a retarded moonbat,
You quiver and belch, lacking all elegance;
In a duel of words, your blade's a limp noodle -
Unarmed and outmastered, unable to fence.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
Oh, hedging and dodging are skills you have mastered,
Yes, hedging and dodging are your stock-in-trade;
You'll never own up to your self-made disaster,
Your name and your honor, of dung are they made.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp your guts out,
Till we strike to concrete through your ruined carcase -
Your end in destruction was never in doubt!
Now let every last Kittie toss off a full bumper,
And let every last Kittie toss off a dull troll;
And we'll drink and be merry and drown melancholy,
Singing, here's a good health to all true-hearted souls.
Well rant and well roar like true Viking Kitties,
Well rant and well rave, and stomp troll guts out,
We'll cover with tarmac their charred bloody ruin -
And dance jigs on their gravesites, have never a doubt!
When you do, if you do, please let me know what your reaction to it is. :-)
I will pardon you, nopardons.
(sheesh... next tshe'll say she's never seen The Terminator)
I love your song...errrrr shanty. But I've never seen "JAWS", so could you explain that allusion?
Ummmmmmmm...nope, I have never seen THE TERMINATOR. I did see CONAN THE BARBARIAN; does that count ? :-)
oh... MY... GAWD!!!
LOL!
Will do.
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I did see CONAN THE BARBARIAN; does that count ?
gasp! choke! [expires]
What can I say? I am, after all, the DOWAGER here. That means that I'm older than most of you. hehehehehehehehehehe
I think that when JAWS cam out, I had a baby and it was almost impossible to get a sitter, so I missed a lot of movies from back then.
I have seen all of the Terminators and Jaws. So will that save my backside?
I think I like this ceremony.
(Kidding!)
Yes, that might work.
Quint is a central character - a salty old shark-hunter, captain and master of the good ship Orca.
Beyond that, no explanation can suffice - it is like parachuting: if you ain't done it, an explanation can't convey it; if you have done it, no explanation is needed.
More strawberry tarts, sire? :-)
no, but it will earn a soothing-oil post-spank rubdown
It's going to take a while to memorize that.
applause...author, author.
I lost my concentration after the word "spanked"...
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