DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-05 ("Don't let them take the Hitler away from us!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Don't let them take the Mary Matalin away from me! I need Mary to give the go ahead for a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for related comix stories) deal for which she can contact me at: PJ-Comix.

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[Sally'sConcerns]

first?

[The_Victor]

3rd?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dashing Dasher]

6?

[NeoCaveman]

It's Springtime for DUmmies.

[CzarNicky]

Why does it not surprise me that they don't want their Hitler taken away from them?

[eyespysomething]

Oh jeez Louise (from the thread):

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me--
and there was no one left to speak out for me."

[Drew68]

You must've posted before the "Prescott Bush was a Nazi agent" and Karl Rove's grandfather sold gas for concentration camps" posts were added. Seriously. Go look. Truly entertaining stuff over in DUmmyland!

[Uncle Fud]

"Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-- because I was not a socialist; "

The only people "coming for the socialists" in recent history have been those coming to offer them tenure-track positions.

[Petronski]

The victims of the Holocaust and those who fought totalitarian power have earned the right to reference Hilterm ...

Hilterm?

Sounds like a catchy soviet-style word for any term of office of Hillary! Clinton.

"America slid to new levels of depravity during the first HilTerm."

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 15?

[CAluvdubya]

So, no, I say this frog will remain ready to jump if the temperature increases only slightly. We need to respect the slope before we start the slipping.

If these DUmmies even took the SAT's, they surely failed the analogies section! They need a new rule at DUmmieland......no attempts at analogies!

[Duke Nukum]

Geez Edith, so the pinko are saying they have constitutional right to Hitler now?

Do they even know who they're defending?

Do they even understand the Ba'athists got their core ideas from the NAZI's? Or that Hitler is a hero in the eyes of many Islamo-fascists?

Nurse Ratched must be late in passing out the meds. But that's okay 'cause I think they got a constitutional right to electro shock therapy.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Hitler is the quintessential example that is seared into our memories of the insane corrupt power of totalitarianism.

Sounds like William Rivers Pitt's turgid prose and vapid verbosity has been "seared, seared into the memory" of this hapless DUmmie. This is a quintessential example of the insane ideas and corrupt syntax that the DUmmies are famous for.

[carlr]

The depths of their insanity and hatred knows no limits.

[roses of sharon]

Notice their media heroes are Lou Dobbs and J. Stewart!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Okay, DUmmies. Watch closely:

Hitler's Holocaust:

Club Guantanamo

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same...

[SoothingDave]

Hitler is the quintessential example that is seared into our memories of the insane corrupt power of totalitarianism. It represents the ultimate evil - deception of good intentions.

I'm thinking "good intentions gone bad" is not what normal people think the lesson of Hitler is.

But that's just me.

SD

[darkwing104]

Think not Hitler but George Wallace, Bull Connor or even Robert K. Shelton -- the third name that of the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan during the Civil Rights Movement years.

Weren't they democrats?

It's the old duck thing. If it waddles like a duck and it quacks like a duck...etc

Leave me out of this.