Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
No but that will be the main fish. Then we will probably get a little rock fish then troll for king salmon in the ocean.
Bill Hazen sounds quite familiar. Julie Riffe is part of our group, she is Jay Riffe's daughter. We also used to work with the Meistrell brothers at Dive N Surf and I ran the LA County Underwater Instructor's Program for several years - I was involved for about 10, until we moved.
If you're ever coming up this way we have a extra bedroom bathroom downstairs or I can set you up with the right fishing gear and places to go ... Summers are a blast up here. Right now is a little early but the Kings run threw July 13 the Red salmon are starting now then later the Silvers... The Halibut are always out there. And Halibut is my favorite of all. The nights are short now about 3 and a 1/2 hours light all the time :-)
You know, I'm starting to resent that guy down there in North Carolina with the hot temper, the Max Amann of the Andyites in DUmmieland.
He's trying to claim credit for Scamdy being down again.
Why Scamdy was up, temporarily, and then back down, was explained circa mid-afternoon today, on this thread.
Scamdy is changing servers, nothing else, and is to emerge even bigger and better than before.
Think how sweet it will be when scamdy is up for the duration!
The issue between the former server and the owners of Scamdy involved usage of images; the owners of Scamdy were correct, from the legal standpoint, but unfortunately even if something is utterly legal, it does not prevent harassment.
Of course, the more harassment, on the other hand, the more it betrays to the whole wide world there is something going on here, and it does not involve pancreatic cancer.
When I was younger I came up here and spent a summer a did some commercial fishing . It was intense . We caught 96,000+ pounds of halibut it 24 hours. ( back when they had 24 hour openers) This was on a 48 foot boat, in 15 to 20 foot seas. The boat was deck loaded , which means we had to leave gear in the water.
Some of the bigger fish where in the 300 to 400 pound range . It was a nice $6,000 24 hour job for a day.
So the crabbers are just total madness . but back in the day they made great great money.
And it is still a total adventure out there. I just fish for fun now :-)
When I was younger I came up here and spent a summer a did some commercial fishing . It was intense . We caught 96,000+ pounds of halibut it 24 hours. ( back when they had 24 hour openers) This was on a 48 foot boat, in 15 to 20 foot seas. The boat was deck loaded , which means we had to leave gear in the water.
Some of the bigger fish where in the 300 to 400 pound range . It was a nice $6,000 24 hour job for a day.
So the crabbers are just total madness . but back in the day they made great great money.
And it is still a total adventure out there. I just fish for fun now :-)
You know, madam, I just found out that I had offered to kiss the red round posterior (if four specific questions are honestly answered, and sufficient documentation--not internet images--submitted) on the Randi Roadkill show.
I thought the Randi Roadkill show was on television.
Apparently it's on radio.
<<never pays attention to audio media, so an honest mistake.
Say it ain't so. Nothing would get me to kiss Scamdy's red round posterior. Who the heck knows where it's been (and I don't want to know):)
I posted to you that I'd be away from my computer a lot; it turned out to be farther away and more of an extended absence than I anticipated. I went on someone else's computer one day, but did not want to ask permission to post on it.
I was going through printed excerpts from DU, excerpted according to posters. Sfexpat2000 (Beth Ferrari,) Andy, Pitt, Skinner, flyarm.
Pitt's Lament posted at DU on May 17, "The organizations I work for, plus a whole bunch of organizations I have never heard of, took 'pancreatic cancer' and raised it to the rooftops. I am getting frightened PMs and e-mails from representatives of these organizations."
I said in one of my posts on a DUFU Andy thread that I thought that the impact of this went beyond the Andy fundraiser. All of the internet organizations that came into being after the 2004 election, particularly those in the deciding State of Ohio, are tax exempt, and supposedly sustain that status by remaining non-partisan.
The photos of Andy with Susan Truitt at the 2004 anti-inauguration activities in DC and Susan Truitt's high praise of Bev Harris on Topplebush.com, as well as Mrs. Truitt's own interest in several of the organizations established to pursue evidence of vote fraud as well as money to supposedly aid in that pursuit, create what some might consider a rather more partisan tinge to these groups than the IRS might consider compatible with the regulations for such groups.
"Susan Truitt took her six-year-old child for a walk to the zoo." This post by Andy after days of silence struck me as odd; I said that it might have been the result of Andy hallucinating.
Most of what was posted on DU and CU in the Andy threads was disturbing. The hysteria and ugly words may have been deliberate, to shock or disgust people to the point that they turned away, and to intimidate the lonely, susceptible DUers who robbed themselves and their children in order to enrich a stranger, a dying man, a victim of a hated Amerika.
Or maybe it is a reflection of their inability to think logically, or to judge what is and what is not worthy of their sacrifices.
I'll be away again. It's summer. I have to get back here to do laundry and keep things up, so I'll be checking in more. Meanwhile, reading the individual posts has been "illuminating" for me, at least.
The Andyites in DUmmieland can't seem to get past this first of four questions.....and I sincerely doubt they ever will.
"Who first diagnosed the red round one with pancreatic cancer, when, and where?"
A pretty simple question, and the other three are just as simple.
But instead, we've been detoured by images of real and fake documents that have nothing to do with any of these four questions. Nice stuff to know, yeah, sure, but not any answer to any of the four questions.
I really wish they would hurry up and answer these questions, because I've been putting on my DUmmie hat lately, and thinking like a DUmmie.
There's all sorts of Andyites threatening legal action because of the stress and distress investigation of this issue has caused them.
Well, when I put on my DUmmie hat, like the Max Amann of the Andyites, I start thinking.....hey, what about taking legal action because of the stress and distress the Andyites have caused us, trying to fulfill our civic duties so as to make America a better and safer place? How many of us on this side have had problems because of the actions of the Andyites?
How many of us have missed supper, neglected spouses, not mowed the lawn, forgotten to clean the cat-litter box, in performance of our civic responsibilities to make America a better and safer place? Maybe we should sue them for stress and distress?
Then I take back off my DUmmie hat.
One sees one of the Andyites is concerned about "internet stalking;" bah, humbug.
This is no more "stalking" than going to the library and checking out books written by Bore Vidal, and then having that author complain he is being "stalked."
Bah, humbug.
Barset returns!
; )
You don't get tombstoned in Free Republic. You get zotted. Tombstoned is in the DUmpster.
Buh bye.
I would say this person definitely hangs at the DUmp. Too many DUmster phrases came out in his/her posts.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/du_alert/
I'll let ya in :-)
see my previous post
AND NOW I NOTICE THERE IS A COMPLETELY NEW DUFU!!! I CAN'T WIN!!!!!
Kelp is awful on the beaches, but a beauty underwater. That was a wonder to me off Catalina. Yes, very cold water. Perhaps I will get to the Carib one day.
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