Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, How is Andy doing? at 6:50 AM this morning was enter cancer into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdys supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning cancer, is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[Youve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasnt slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruths Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST pancreatic cancer patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that chemotherapy is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Dont hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Dont give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful careful. It is okay to use the vague term thing but DONT use the word cancer or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdys next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
I seriously doubt the money is still coming in.
And, if in fact they manage to mount another fund-raising drive somewhere, someplace--it surely won't be on a whole bunch of leftist, liberal, Democratic, or alternative web-sites, like last time--I have confidence that the DUmmie FUnnies will track the progress once again, 24/7/365, staying at least three weeks--three weeks! three weeks! three weeks!--ahead of the Andyites.
I think the DUmmiette sfexpat2000 should put her talents in fund-raising towards feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, roofing the homeless, healing the ill--working for honestly noble causes would spare her a great deal of misery, and in some way atone for her errors.
But I think this talk about money still coming in, and a new fund-raiser to come, is just so much bravado; the lies of the Andyites are so much even if one of them accidentally and inadvertently tells the truth, it is not to be believed.
Personally I would hope not. Not that I don't like the man and appreciate his service, I just think there is too much medical fodder out there to get him elected. Fence sitters and swing voters wouldn't go that direction when the DumBocrats start the 'dead man walking' wail. I get this from my neighbor all the time.
Sorry if posting this here is against the rules. I just want to point people toward this thread on FR if you haven't seen it. It will outrage you.
The DUmmies and their ilk are hijacking the WTC memorial. Please take the time to read the WSJ piece linked inside and to write/call the contacts inside to demand the type of memorial that those who perished in the WTC deserve.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1418051/posts
ArmPit is evidently educated, as he was a school teacher at one time. This being known, an old quote comes to mind..."In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King". Since a good portion of DU'ers (in my estimation) are still working on their GED (between bong hits, fisting, and child molestation) he apparently is the 'shining star of literation' there.
He so wants to be a player on the national scene so badly that it has eaten him up. I remember him posting in DU last year sometime where he split with his wife because of the time he devoted to being an 'advocate'. Nuff said
Thanks for posting these together. I had forgotten about the second one.
Placement of a stent in the common bile duct would relieve the symptoms above. But this brings back a vague recollection of reading somewhere that the stents are not permanent and if the condition (pancreatisis) persists that a modified whipple is required. My conclusion is that the stent was placed, the tumor was discovered (non pancreatic cancer) and a modified whipple was recommended. Scamdy took that to the cabal and got them to get him into JH and raise the money, on the pretense of 'might be pancreatic cancer' which eventually turned into 'is gonna die of pancreatic cancer'.
Where is there a link to a transcript? I don't want to hear his actual voice.
"Placement of a stent in the common bile duct would relieve the symptoms above."
Thanks for clearing that up. goodboy did say he had his gallbladder removed on Feb. 18.
I never saw the transcript; I was basing my knowledge on what was being written me, live, as the radio show was on--the same individual captioning for me was also recording it, and so the untruths of the round red one were caught.
I think P-J Comix got another thing to put in that compact-disc that comes with the book.
I don't know how to Photoshop. But it's a good idea. Can somebody do that please?
Congrats on your recent marriage! Well, I'm not Laura, but I'm single too. And I talk politics!
Amity
Ah, thanks. I misunderstood.
I think you're right about PJ's CD. :o)
Well, it's been recorded, so I assume somewhere along the line there's going to be a transcript available.
Where, I have no idea, but I'm sure one will pop up.
And hasn't it also spread to his lymph nodes? Didn't someone from UndieCo say that? And what about the rounds of chemo and radiation for the Red Round One?
And didn't Will Pitt and sfexpat2000 say, a week or so ago, that Undie only had three weeks to live? I think that was in the benburch exchange on silenceofthescams.
Remember, Andy admitted on the radio last night that he had a tumor at the top of his pancreas removed (size of a golf ball), had his gallbladder out, his DUodenum out, and his small intestines out. Red peppers are hard to digest. His diet should still be easy to digest foods.
And "health care for all." You forgot "health care for all."
No, I've seen several DU threads and a number of posts by The Pitt and the Ponderous. None about Anderoo, though.
From Xaos:
"You have already decided what the TRUTH is, whether you are right or not. Maybe something that was thought to be cancer turned out not to be after further inspection, but by that time the money was already raised and he was at John Hopkins."
ummm. How many times and on what documents have I seen "John Hopkins'?
I'd like to see a transcript of where he states that he had his 'small intestine out', as he would now be a complete living miracle. From my anatomy classes (circa 1967), the small intestine is the primary area of nutrition absorbtion. I rather doubt he can live without a small intestine, unless he is getting IV nutrition. Beside the nutritional facts, what the hell did they stuff back in there. He would have a bomb crater without the small intestine. The stomach stiched directly to the large intestine? hmmmm....
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