DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-05 ("How is Andy doing?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:

How is Andy doing?

[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]

I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?

[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]

Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.

[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]

Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.

[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]

I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.

[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]

This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!

[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]

HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...

[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]

Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.

[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]

pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.

[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]

Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!

[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]

I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.

[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]

for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.

[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]

Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.

[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]

Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.

[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]

Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.

[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]

Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.

[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]

Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.

[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]

Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.

[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]

I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.

[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]

Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works

[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]

I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...

[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]

OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.

[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]

[PJ-Comix]

I have heard that spearfishing is good in the Keys, but you'd have to find the right area since they closed off part of it with the marine sanctuary.

You have to go out in a boat to spearfish in the Keys. However, if my DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) goes through, I would definitely buy a 65 foot sailing catamaran to go out spearfishing off the Keys. You're welcome to come aboard for the spearfishing expeditions.

[PJ-Comix]

Hey, Peej, I used to go to Zuma Beach just about everyday in my old WWII Willies jeep! Diving the kelp with the marine mammals is one thing that I miss about CA diving - I don't miss that cold water!

Yeah, I always had to wear a wetsuit when diving there. I saw lots of sea otters. Also sea lions and even a few whales up close. Did you spearfish for Calico Bass? Halibut was very desirable too.

[PJ-Comix]

It kind of does sound like Andy is looking up side-effects and jumped the gun on the taste bud change. Maybe he got confused and thought the pancreatic surgery affected taste buds, when it is the chemo that does it.

BINGO!

[PJ-Comix]

I think I'll wait until tomorrow to post a new DUFU edition. Scamdy interest still seems to be high.

[SCALEMAN]

The only sense it makes is that he had all that money to spend, and if he didn't go to JHH, even the DUmbest of the DUmmies might have gotten suspicious and have demanded a return of their child support check!

I have no doubt that Scamdy had surgery at JH but thats where it ends for me. About a 2 weeks or so ago I predicted that they would discover that it wasn't as bad as they thought, Andy would be 'all well', a 'group hug' would occur in DU and it would be forgotten. This is happening now. The miracle is being spoonfed to the herd. Little innocuous hints are being dropped to be implanted in the 'hives subconscious'.

Scamdy most probably did have pancreatic surgery, and maybe a modified whipple, but my guess is he had chronic pancreatitis caused by a tumor on the bile duct. If this tumor was cancerous, it apparently isn't of the virulent type or there would have been a major rush to get him under the knife. None of his symptoms or post operative condition even come close to someone with pancreatic cancer.

[PJ-Comix]

The BEST novel ever written involving scuba diving is definitely Go To The Widowmaker. There is even an underwater Widowmaker's Cave off Jamaica named after the novel. BTW, James Jones wrote the novel and all the characters are based directly on real people including himself. You will find the extensive scuba diving sequences in the novel FASCINATING.

[franksolich]

Hmmmm.

In their obsession about our "obsession" over this scam, I wonder if the Andyites in DUmmieland have overlooked something.....the money hasn't been flowing in like it did a month ago; the spigot's been shut off.

Mr. Simon & Shuster down in that southern state must be getting the collywobbles.

[CaliGirl-R]

What we need is to keep one thread only for discussing Andy and not take over each new DU FU as it comes out. All of us who want to still discuss Andy's scam can stick to that one thread. Instead of being all scattered about on each DU FU thread.

[CAluvdubya]

There's misty's site still.

[CAluvdubya]

I assume you noticed benburch's thread this morning.

[SCALEMAN]

What we need is to keep one thread only for discussing Andy and not take over each new DU FU as it comes out

Actually this DUfunnie was pretty devoid of Scamdy talk until we got a visitor.

It's pretty much a scuba diving thread now. lol

[franksolich]

Andyites in DUmmieland now claiming Bev Harris raising money over here in Free Republic.

Private fund-raisers are banned here in Free Republic, and with good reason, right?

Bev Harris been doing something I overlooked, forgot to see?

Tomorrow, I suppose, it'll be reasonable to expect the Andyites in DUmmieland to blame the great Tokyo earthquake of 1921 on Bev Harris.

[commonguymd]

I certainly did. lmao. lmao. and once again lmao.

Oh boy

Ben Ben Ben Ben

Ben Ben Ben

Ben Ben

Ben!

I have met people in my life that are legends in their own mind before. I always get a real kick at just how stupid they really are. Incredibly stupid and incredibly dumb.

LMAO

[beandog]

I missed it. Anyplace I can find it, I could use a good laugh. :)

[commonguymd]

Oh Beandog.

This guy is a real trip. A certifiable legend in his own mind.


He has got to be the dumbest guy I know. He is absolutely clueless. If you have search capabilities - find some of his recent posts. Save them. You won't regret it.

[commonguymd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3799768

[PJ-Comix]

What we need is to keep one thread only for discussing Andy and not take over each new DU FU as it comes out. All of us who want to still discuss Andy's scam can stick to that one thread. Instead of being all scattered about on each DU FU thread.

Because when new info comes out, people want to look at that. However, I stick to the regular topics but when something new on Scamdy pops up, I do a thread on that with the latest info.

[beandog]

I'm speechless. I just read his post #97. What a sick, twisted, perverted, little freak. I am disgusted that I actually lowered myself to speak to this POS on mistymemory's site the other day. I had know idea. This thing actually had the nerve to tell me I should be more polite and not call them DUmmies.

I have to wonder if he isn't lying, like most of them do. Trying to impress the DUmmies with how far out he is. People who feel the need to tell everybody about all their sexual habits often times are the ones not having any. Unless, of course, it involves a wall, a hole and a bathroom (hope I didn't offend anybody):)

[commonguymd]

That wasn't even the posts I was referring to. LMAO

I didn't even know what that one thing was by the way. I was literaly shocked!

There are some other gems in there. Trust me - save them. You won't regret it.

[PJ-Comix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Check THIS out! Andy Stephenson is claiming that Bev Harris in going to Fleece the Freepers. Sorry, Andy. She has fleeced NOBODY here. Only ones being fleeced recently are the DUmmies by YOU:

She will you can count on it. "Fleece them DRY!" She will then add it to the nearly $1 million she already has in the bank at this time.