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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-05 ("How is Andy doing?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:

How is Andy doing?

[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]

I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?

[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]

Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.

[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]

Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.

[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]

I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.

[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]

This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!

[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]

HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...

[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]

Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.

[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]

pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.

[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]

Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!

[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]

I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.

[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]

for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.

[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]

Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.

[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]

Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.

[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]

Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.

[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]

Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.

[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]

Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.

[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]

Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.

[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]

I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.

[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]

Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works

[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]

I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...

[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]

OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.

[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]


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To: SoothingDave
In my view, coming onto a site specifically to whine is just as disruptive as it would be in a real world meeting. To see my pojnt, try this: If he (or one of us) had gone over to DU and signed up just to go into the "How's Andy doing" thread and say, repeatedly "You're not listening! Andy is scamming you! You're so dumb!" would they be in their rights considering it disruptive? I think so.

I think the thread is better for having this out there.

At first. But then...

I don't know what you are referring to. What "repeated accusations" are you talking about?

Every time he opened his yap he was talking about meanspiritedness and bile. Now, before it was explained to him, fair enough. But after he was repeatedly told why we are down on the scam, he continued to bloviate about meanspiritedness. I don't see how discussion is enhanced by someone who either cannot or will not see that people might object to the exploitation of cancer.

Again, it is unclear what "do that crap" means to you.

The 4 things I cited.

If they start spouting offensive race hatred, then ban them.

Someone from stormfront comes over, identifies themselves as such, and then is nice and polite and they get to stay? Uh-uh. Having people say "they let neo-Nazis post there" would be every bit as bad as a rep for the supposed ideological lockstep you claim we're in.

I think it was a borderline case, and if I were the mod he might still be here. But I'll back the mods on this one, because he came here to spew, not to debate, or to learn. If he had come here to debate, he wouldn't have been whining about meanspiritedness after things were explained to him.

201 posted on 06/09/2005 12:50:29 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Eureka! I just found the gene that causes people to believe in genetic determinism!")
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To: SCALEMAN

I think the point he made about his taste buds is suspicous. Would surgery affect your taste? I know my Dad's chemo included Gemzar (sic?) which is also used for pancreatic cancer. His taste became so skewed he could only handle enjoy certain foods, many of which he hated before the Chemo. I wonder if Andy is checking out cancer sites for side effects and has picked out something from people on a different treatment schedule than the one he is supposedly on?


202 posted on 06/09/2005 12:57:39 PM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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To: SCALEMAN
I don't think he has had chemo yet. And the simple truth is, from everything else that has been put out about his health, I would probably have to see the nurse put the needle in the vein at this point.

Other people have reported, and it makes sense, that after having major abdominal surgery the body needs a while to recuperate before chemo starts. So theoretically, he wouldn't start it for another week or so. If he actually had surgery or cancer, that is.

SD

203 posted on 06/09/2005 12:58:12 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Mr. Silverback
I think it was a borderline case, and if I were the mod he might still be here. But I'll back the mods on this one, because he came here to spew, not to debate, or to learn.

I think he was in the process of learning. But I'm prepared to drop the subject. I wish so many here would chill out and let people indict themselves with their own postings instead of jumping the gun and getting people on the defensive.

SD

204 posted on 06/09/2005 1:01:25 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad
Good lord! Even being well acquainted with the vileness of the DUmp

Right now they are in a tizzy because Miami just became a sex offender free zone. Here is part of one of their rants.

The "right" of parents to keep their children safe (not even a "right"- it's a f**king DESIRE!!) does NOT trump the right of those who have served their sentence to live freely!!

You made a lifestyle choice in having children. Eat it. You *chose* to have kids, YOU keep them safe! You do NOT have the right to even know about these people.

205 posted on 06/09/2005 1:11:37 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( The dems have gone from "disarray" to "debacle", with "irretrievable disaster" around the corner.)
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To: dynoman
So what's up with scamdy.com??

You would think the democratic party mucky-muck moderator who listed his web site as Daily Kos would be able to keep it online.

And Andy didn't mention the "c" word??

My, my, my, my, my.

My, my.

°¿°

206 posted on 06/09/2005 1:14:58 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: speed_addiction
You made a lifestyle choice in having children. Eat it. You *chose* to have kids, YOU keep them safe! You do NOT have the right to even know about these people.

I saw that yesterday, but it was just so bizzare I didn't want to post it. Apparently, the guy who posted that, lives with a sex offender, who just happened to wake up with his hand on his stepsons crotch, and was given 8 years in the slammer. The worst part was the people who were agreeing with him.

207 posted on 06/09/2005 1:16:12 PM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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To: sharkhawk; franksolich; All
I think the point he made about his taste buds is suspicous. Would surgery affect your taste? I know my Dad's chemo included Gemzar (sic?) which is also used for pancreatic cancer. His taste became so skewed he could only handle enjoy certain foods, many of which he hated before the Chemo. I wonder if Andy is checking out cancer sites for side effects and has picked out something from people on a different treatment schedule than the one he is supposedly on?

Very interesting observation. Something about what he said didn't sound right, and you may have nailed it.

My father had chemo for years and it was at that point his tastes changed as well. He was eating stuff I never would have imagined him eating, and enjoying too. For example, he was a man who never drank soda, punches, or any kind of overly sweet beverages. While on chemo he couldn't get enough of Sunny Delite, had cases and cases of it on hand, whereas before chemo one sip would have turned him off

208 posted on 06/09/2005 1:17:09 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: franksolich; All

I wanted to ping franksolich with that post, sorry.


209 posted on 06/09/2005 1:19:19 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: sharkhawk; SoothingDave
I don't think he has claimed to have had any chemo yet. In my experience with my wife, she had to wait about 3 weeks after surgery (every bit as invasive as whatever he had and maybe more so) before starting radiation and chemo. The body cannot tolerate hard chemo or radiation after a major surgery. It also depends on the chemo itself. Some are gentle, some are 'hard' especially the heavy metal types.

But I reiterate, after all of the different stories and contradictions, I would have to see the nurse put the needle in the vein.

It is very possible that he isn't going to have radiation or chemo, but is saying this because it is required to keep up the pancreatic cancer shill.

210 posted on 06/09/2005 1:26:52 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: sharkhawk
I just read about a registered sex offender recieving MedicAid funded Viagra. That shows such a wonderful spirit of caring towards a recovered sex offender. Just because he was a sex offender and cannot afford Viagra doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it, he has the need. Any good socialistic society will supply the need without question.

What is so hard to understand about this??

From each according to their ability,
to each according to their need.

211 posted on 06/09/2005 1:27:42 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning..."

Joan Krawitz' having this wretch as a board member of her organization after all that has come out the last month shows that she's: (A) stupid (B) incredibly naïve (C) in on the scam or (D) some combination of the above.
212 posted on 06/09/2005 1:30:43 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, Peej, I used to go to Zuma Beach just about everyday in my old WWII Willies jeep! Diving the kelp with the marine mammals is one thing that I miss about CA diving - I don't miss that cold water!

I have heard that spearfishing is good in the Keys, but you'd have to find the right area since they closed off part of it with the marine sanctuary.


213 posted on 06/09/2005 1:31:03 PM PDT by The Right Stuff
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To: SCALEMAN

I know he hasn't had chemo yet. And we know that chemo does affect taste. But does surgery?


214 posted on 06/09/2005 1:34:52 PM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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To: SCALEMAN; sharkhawk; All
I think sharkhawk's point was that it is very strange to think the surgery caused his taste to change. Chemo will do that, but surgery? That sounds very odd to me too.
215 posted on 06/09/2005 1:35:46 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: dynoman

Are you serious about eating dirt?

I think even drinking excess tap water can deplete minerals, or it can do something, but there has to be a lot of excess drinking.

At home I use a Pur water filter on my tap and have been doing that for several years but I never drink water to excess. And I drink a few cups of tea throughout the day.

I used to drink Dasani and I know they added calcium carbonate back into the water, which I assume they did for the health of their customers.

I'm guessing you're being facetious about eating dirt, but I've lived long enough to never be sure of such a thing.

My grandmother used to tell us as children we needed to eat a bushel of dirt before could grow up. I never really understood what she meant by that.


216 posted on 06/09/2005 1:56:00 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Fiery the Angels rose & as they rose deep thunder roll'd around their shores)
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To: KJC1

It kind of does sound like Andy is looking up side-effects and jumped the gun on the taste bud change. Maybe he got confused and thought the pancreatic surgery affected taste buds, when it is the chemo that does it.


217 posted on 06/09/2005 1:56:08 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: KJC1

Actually,

Having things taste different after a Whipple doesn't seem to be "that" far out.

http://www.pancreaticcancer.org.uk/PCFAQeatingafterwhipple.htm

I wonder if he thought about having that "tumor" assayed by a lab after it was cut out to see which chemo would be best to use.

But then, you have to have cancer to receive chemo.


218 posted on 06/09/2005 2:03:52 PM PDT by exnerfan
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To: KJC1
I think sharkhawk's point was that it is very strange to think the surgery caused his taste to change. Chemo will do that, but surgery? That sounds very odd to me too.

Any number of medications can cause changes in gustatory distinction. That said, why Andy chose to reveal this tidbit is in itself odd and thus suspect, but it isn't something we'll ever be able to prove true or false. For that reason I wouldn't put too much stake in this statement or its validity: it might just be another ruse.

219 posted on 06/09/2005 2:04:48 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: sharkhawk
The worst part was the people who were agreeing with him.

And they wonder why decent, God fearing Blacks and Hispanics are stampeding away from their party in droves.


With Howard Dean the dems have formally graduated from "disarray" to "debacle", with "irretrievable disaster" just around the corner.

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220 posted on 06/09/2005 2:05:43 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( The dems have gone from "disarray" to "debacle", with "irretrievable disaster" around the corner.)
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