Posted on 06/09/2005 5:05:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The first thing I did when I saw this DUmmie THREAD titled, “How is Andy doing?” at 6:50 AM this morning was enter “cancer” into the FIND function and guess what? NO mention of cancer at all on the entire page. You know if Scamdy had pancreatic CANCER it would have been mentioned at least ONCE (although they might toss that word in the thread AFTER reading this edition of the DUFUs). Therefore, if Scamdy did NOT have cancer what was the reason he went to Johns Hopkins in the first place? He could have had regular pancreatic surgery done in his home state of Washington without any need to shill for $50,000+. I put the PLUS sign in there because since Skinner had absolutely NO ACCOUNTING of the Scamdy money taken in, that figure could be well in excess of $50,000. Since Scamdy had his appeal going on OVER a hundred other Leftist websites, it is a good chance that he pocketed a SIZABLE chunk of change over and above what it cost him for mere (non-cancerous) pancreatic surgery. One interesting thing about this thread is not ONE word from Sknner or Pied Piper Pitt since they are both hoping that Scamdy just go away. Somehow Scamdy seems to have a bizarre hold over both of them. So let us now enter this Dummieland thread where all thought of Scamdy’s supposed cancer is tossed down the Memory Pitt in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who thinks Scamdy is just $10 away from mentioning “cancer,” is in the [brackets]:
How is Andy doing?
[Wonderfully. Scamdy is recuperating quickly from ROUTINE non-cancerous pancreatic surgery. Thanks to all the money he raked in over and above what was needed for the unnecessary Johns Hopkins operation, Scamdy has more than enough to enjoy a great recuperation period in the Caribbean.]
I assume we are allowed to ask that again. How is he feeling?
[Be careful how you ask that. If you ask why he went to Johns Hopkins unnecessarily because he did NOT have pancreatic cancer, you will probably be tombstoned.]
Well lets see...The incision is still tender...but my appetite is coming back and I am regaining more of my strength every day. I got back home late last night and it was awesome to sleep in my own bed again. Thanks for asking and for the concern! It has meant so much to me what DU has done for me. You all rock. I still have another pahse of treatment but the doctor is confident I will make a full recovery. Mentally I am in that space and truly, I am feeling better everyday.
[Recuperation from NON-CANCEROUS pancreatic surgery is fairly rapid, Scamdy. BTW, why no thank you to all the suckers you conned for a Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need?]
Hey, man, you oughta be in bed asleep, regaining your strength. It's great to hear from you, and I'm thrilled you're posting. Keep up with vitamins and good fruits and veggies, and drink only distilled water. I am so serious about this. We all love ya, dear. Keep posting, you make us all feel so good inside.
[Make us feel so good inside and let us believe that you really did need that money we wasted on you to go to Johns Hopkins for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need.]
I have slept alot over the last 2 weeks. today I felt the best I have since surgery. Like I say my strength is coming back more and more each day.
[You’ve certainly slept a lot better than Pied Piper Pitt, Scamdy. He is so worried sick about how you used him to put over an enormous con for a pancreatic cancer operation that you did NOT need, that he hasn’t slept since April.]
This is wonderful news! I'm glad to hear that you're up and about!
[Yes, this is wonderful news. Thank God Scamdy never had pancreatic cancer in the first place. If he did, he would probably still be flat on his back instead of being his chipper self and singing Broadway show tunes over the cell phone from his ICU.]
HI, Andy! Glad to hear you're back home and getting better! Appetite is a good sign...
[Scamdy can now afford to go to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse on an almost daily basis thanx to all that money you folks sent him for an unnecessary Johns Hopkins pancreatic cancer operation which did NOT take place.]
Yes it is...although I have found my tastes have changed...for example. I used to love tomatoes...now they taste like straw and celery is peach sweet to me. Apparently that is one of the side effects of pancreatic surgery...changed taste buds.
[I bet Roast DUmmie suckerling tastes mighty sweet to you, Scamdy.]
pineapple and papaya are the best for you and not cooked, either. you gotta keep your weight up, my dear.
[Actually, Scamdy could stand to LOSE a few pounds since he is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records as the FATTEST “pancreatic cancer” patient in history.]
Somebody used to tell me that carrot juice was really really good for you. Good to hear you're doing well, Andy! Keep it up!
[Scamdy prefers Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.]
I am eating like a madman the last couple of days in fact I ate dinner and I am hungry again.
[Yeah, all that “chemotherapy” is giving you quite an appetite, Scamdy.]
for example tonight I had real turkey breast sliced on a tortilla with roasted red peppers lettuce and dijon mustard. It was yummmmmmy. For breakfast I had 9 grain bread with grits and 2 eggs.
[Don’t hold back. Pig out at your local buffet, Scamdy. After all it is well known that pancreatic cancer patients develop quite an appetite.]
Well Joan Krawitz is honorable and I think Ms Harris' troubles are just beginning. But I am not going to focus on her. My job right now is to get well...that is where my focus must and will be.
[Methinks YOUR troubles are just beginning, Scamdy. I am sure there will be an investigation into YOUR fraud. Your job right now is to use those enormous funds you scammed to hire a good defense attorney.]
Is it very nice to hear the good news! And I am glad it all worked out in terms of getting great treatment. You gave of yourself and that inspired others to take care of your best interest.
[The ease with which Scamdy conned the DUmmies out of $50,000 for pancreatic cancer operation at Johns Hopkins which NEVER took place will certainly inspire other con artists to enter DUmmieland.]
Hint from a recent surgery patient: Get a neosporin scar patch at the pharmacy. I had a hysterectomy last year and my scar is 100% gone! This is an amazing product.
[Don’t give Scamdy any ideas. He might end up hitting on the DUmmies for another $50,000 for a hysterectomy operation.]
Hey I have ICU and scar pics... I just don't want them posted on that website. you know the one I mean.
[DUmmie FUnnies or Scamdy.Com?]
Wow, Andy, it is TOO good to hear from you....And sounding so chipper, too!! Glad you are coming out of this. I knew you'd beat this thing.
[Careful…careful. It is okay to use the vague term “thing” but DON’T use the word “cancer” or it could mean your tombstoning.]
Andy, this is wonderful to hear! Nothing like being back at home too. Lots of rest now, heal up, and yep, be in the place where you'll be after the next phase of treatment.
[Scamdy’s next phase of treatment will be sun & sea therapy in the Caribbean.]
I have a couple of rounds of chemo and radiation to go through...but the doctor said I should be fine.
[Please send money for unnecessary chemo and radiation that needs to follow the non-existent pancreatic cancer operation.]
Good to see you back!! Now, close your eyes and visualize. a complete recovery and perfect health! I'm serious, it works
[It sure does. Obvious scams ALWAYS work in Dummieland.]
I have been doing that. I am using a screen nightly to screen all the bad stuff from my body. I know visualizations work...
[Scamdy is now in the process of visualizing another reality of a Dummieland scam.]
OK good night everyone...I am going to lay down and rest.
[Meanwhile, one the other side of the continent from Scamdy, Pied Piper Pitt is lying awake worrying about his defense plea when he is charged with aiding and abetting Scamdy.]
LOL! So you took the time to make a new account to come and do your magnum opus!!!!
I agree though, I don't know why you were zotted. I just always find it weird that people feel a need to throw themselves a little pity party when they decide Free Republic is no longer friendly to them.
A few months ago, we had a mass opusdous of three or four long time Freepers. An opus somehow coming to mean a (usually) long goodbye speech giving all the injustices said Freeper had suffered and so they said "goodbye cruel message board!" And thus they leaped into the Bit Bucket of History.
They're fun threads, though, because people post their cartoons of Opus from Bloom County.
Fare thee well former Freeper Xaos_2! We hardly knew thee!
"No wonder people can't stand visiting this place. It makes me feel dirty just being around all this crass, vile pettiness."
My question is, how then does he/she/it stand being at DU?
Drop the "I've been here longer" BS.
Signup dates mean nothing to me, and people only pull that out as a 'trump card' when they have nothing to go off of.
What DOES mean something to me is that he said he like Kos, Kos stating he wants more soldiers dead, and the fact that I happen to like the military and support it fully and support the WOT.
We don't need Kos posters here period.
He never said he liked it at DU. I guess it's hard to imagine, but there are people out there who are neither Freepers or DUmmies.
SD
Bears repeating.
One can prefer a site and not agree with everything that the sitemaster says. Isn't that possible?
We don't need Kos posters here period.
I'm all for civilized exchanges, not pre-emptive banning based on guilt-by-association.
Your milage may vary.
SD
Why was this person banned? Sorry for the duoble post, forgot to send to Mods.
The quality of the people at Kos leaves something to be desired.
Especially when it comes to the subject of soldiers.
I'm guessing he must have weighed as much as a duck. Still, it was nice of him to come back and post an opus.
The only "proof" offered of a cancer diagnosis was a faxed copy of a form which is used to apply for financial aid for some foundation. No doctor signed it and the word "pancreatic" is scrawled on the margin.
This form is available online and can be freely printed out and filled in by anyone to say anything.
Furthermore, it ensnared them in another lie, cause this form was allegedly faxed in late April on the same day that he said May 10 was the surgery date on DU. The form shows the surgery scheduled for the "week of 5/23"
If he knew in late April that surgery was to be around 5/23, there was no reason for the panic fundraising to get the money for the 5/10 surgery. And no reason to make up lies when the imaginary 5/10 surgery got cancelled because the checks got lost or the world famous JH doctor forgot to do the "super duper" test first.
SD
I wouldn't know. I was just going by what he had said here.
SD
I think you really mean DU, Undie. You don't want to have to post any irrefutable, indisputable evidence there on DU--because there isn't any--and so now you've come up with this excuse about not wanting your stuff showing up on DUFU or Scamdy. How convenient.
Dish. Now. This I command!
I made the mistake of taking a look over at Daily Kos once.
Same here.
Kos is 'grade-z creep' and nothing more than that, and maybe worse.
Saying the crap he did about the troops, anyone who praises or says they prefer Kos is suspect in my eyes, to say the least.
That said, his use of the word "tombstone" and his histrionics over why we care about Andy just says "DU" to me. and when he denied being a dUer (yeah, right) he goes and says that he fits in at KoS. Well, I'd say KoS is as good a place as any on the web to find "crass, vile pettiness."
Now, I apologize to ol' Xaos publically right now if he has ever, in even one post on KoS or DU, taken the DUmmies to task for Alzheimer jokes about Reagan, days worth of Terri Schiavo jokes, cheering over Laura Ingraham's cancer, or putting up a celebration thread over the death of Barbara Olson in the September 11th attacks. But somehow, I doubt he/she/it has.
Those Laura Ingraham/Elizabeth Edwards links are a wonderful illustration. Thanks for doing that on your homepage.
Laura was talking about manly-men who go to spas and she asked for "real" men who have been to spas to call in.
A guy called in and said he was retired Special Forces and he enjoyed spa treatments. Massages, back hair removal...Laura stopped him at that and asked him why he did that.
He explained that his nickname is his unit was "Silverback" and Laura asked if he was talking about the Silverback Gorilla and how she LOVED (her exclamation) the Silverback Gorilla.
I think you have a chance. Laura, after all, is available again. Don't know how your wife would react, but you may have a shot. LOL!!!
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