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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Misty Memory

I just registered on your forum. It will be interesting to see if any DUmmies enter that forum.


881 posted on 06/02/2005 5:39:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
"Tea of course is a popular part of the culture in England..."

So is paying the gov't a ransom for the use of one's TV; why doesn't he use a piece of paper covered with cut-out newspaper words, then?
882 posted on 06/02/2005 5:41:29 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: wasp69

If you haven't been reading the DUmmie FUnnies at least 12 hours a day since April 28, sir, you missed out on a lot.

Too much to recount in anything less than a 500-page novel, and a very badly-written one at that.


883 posted on 06/02/2005 5:41:36 PM PDT by franksolich (checking with Western Union)
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To: Amityschild
Oklahoma's roads are some of the worst I have ever encountered. They are perpetuual Toll roads,

I lived in Tulsa in the early to mid 50's. The Will Rodgers was proposed as a toll road until the bonds were paid off. Well its 50 years later and it is still under constant construction and a toll road. It sucks to pay to drive on a road, and it is mostly two lanes.

It used to be a joke in Oklahoma that the current governor (either party) was allowed to steal the highway funds, no questions asked. It came with being governor.

884 posted on 06/02/2005 5:48:13 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: txradioguy

Speaking of barbeque. Tomorrow I go to a place that cooks the ABSOLUTE BEST chicken ever. It is in an industrial park behind an auto repair garage. Every Friday and Saturday a guy sets up a steel drum grill and makes the BEST Jerk Chicken. If you never had Jerk style food it was developed in Jamaica. It consists of local spices. The stuff is INCREDIBLE and MUCH BETTER that regular barbeque. And you can't buy food like this in a regular restaurant. This guy takes three days to prepare the Jerk from scratch and marinate the chicken. Then it is cooked slooowly to perfection. I love the stuff. Not much atmosphere but who cares. The Jerk Chicken is BEYOND BELIEF. I sort of make it a habit to be there Fridays for lunch, then go to the library, then return for supper. YUM!!!


885 posted on 06/02/2005 5:48:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All

Someone should really post the "Andyscam Can" lyrics again for a little mood-lightening. That was some great stuff! The Freeper who wrote it is genius, but I don't think I've seen him/her around lately. Neither can I remember his/her name or find those posts with the song. Does anyone here have it saved or know where it can be found?


886 posted on 06/02/2005 5:50:58 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: Amityschild
Two guys (and I don't have the cool graphics) spending one las week together before the other guy gets married. They go on a wine tasting trip to the So. Cal

How about the scene in the winery where one guy drinks all of the wine people were spitting out after tasteing. I almost barfed.

887 posted on 06/02/2005 5:51:10 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: SCALEMAN
I use to say that about Pennsylvania. I traveled back and forth from Maryland to Pennsylvania for years and there wasn't a time that the roads weren't under construction. Not a lot of toll roads, just the same roads under construction year after year.
888 posted on 06/02/2005 5:51:11 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: decal

I hear the word TEABAG and I think of something completely different....jsut how my twisted mind works sometmes.

Especially whre those guys are concerned.


889 posted on 06/02/2005 5:52:43 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

That was none other than the illustrious Charles Henrickson.

I don't think he's reading today, because he has something about getting a Ph.D. in Hebrew going on.

So he's hitting the books rather than the DUmmie FUnnies.

But maybe somebody else has it.


890 posted on 06/02/2005 5:53:52 PM PDT by franksolich (checking with Western Union)
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To: txradioguy

When I saw the teabag, I had the same thought!


891 posted on 06/02/2005 5:55:43 PM PDT by Jacktown
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To: beandog
When I first went down south and ordered Iced Tea, I was surprised to learn there was something called sweet tea.

It depends upon your accent whether the waitress asks if you want 'sweet tea' or not. If they can detect that you aren't a native, they will ask. Afterwords they will call you a yankee and snicker. I spent a lot of time in Ms, Ar, Al and Tn during my 'travlin' days. I enjoyed all of it. The people are genuine and very accommodating, whereas I could care less about going to Chicago because I perceive the people to be hateful or snotty. Sorry to step on Chicago residents here, but thats the perception.

892 posted on 06/02/2005 5:58:20 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: lieutenant columbo

Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
15% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
0% Midwestern

One time on the radio when I was under 5, the DJ said if it's raining and the sun is shining it meant the Devil was fighting over his wife, but I figured it was close enough. Maybe the DJ said the Devil was fighting with his wife but we always said "fighting over" and I always wondered who the Devil was fighting with, I guess I imagined it was like two rams vying for the affection of the same ewe.

I didn't answer anything for drinking/water fountain since we call it a bubbler.

Also, I wasn't familiar with any of the words for an easy class. Maybe all my classes were just hard to me so I never had use for such a term, or maybe I knew a term at one time but I don't remember. "Crip class" seems familiar, now that I think of it, but I didn't know what it meant until now.

A fun little quiz.


893 posted on 06/02/2005 5:59:16 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: franksolich; All

Mine's pretty accurate:

55% General American English
20% Dixie
15% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

Most of my family came from the south (Arkansas & Alabama) but my mom's family is yankee blue-blood through and through. Guess the 10% from the midwest must have come while they were all making their way west.

Cindie


894 posted on 06/02/2005 5:59:55 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: franksolich; Chappaquiddick Crawdad; motzman; PJ-Comix
That was none other than the illustrious Charles Henrickson. I don't think he's reading today, because he has something about getting a Ph.D. in Hebrew going on. So he's hitting the books rather than the DUmmie FUnnies.

I didn't write the particular song to which CC refers--I think the "AndyScam" song was written by . . . motzman? I wrote a different song, "Undie Does Perp Walk."

As to my Ph.D. work (in Biblical Studies), I am preparing to take a two-hour sight-translation exam in Hebrew next Wednesday. So these days I'm working through Genesis 37-41, Deuteronomy 26-30, and Psalms 30-40. The selection to be translated for the exam could come from any of those chapters.

My Hebrew, which had grown rusty (I'm an NT/Greek major), is coming back nicely, but still I'm checking in on the DUFUs less frequently than I would otherwise.

895 posted on 06/02/2005 6:07:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Andy?)
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To: franksolich; All
I think I will make the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT concerning '08 election tomorrow. BTW, I am supporting the effort that I call Operation Groundswell but it is voluntary on my part. I was given the option from Up High to either support or not support the effort. Oh, and don't ask me for the Source. I have my own Deep Throat source that I'm NOT revealing (and that also means NO private FreepMail revelations either). It is related to the DUmmies in that it will send the DUmmies into a tizzie. It turns out that the DUFUs are read by MORE people of influence than I imagined.

p.s. I'm waiting until tomorrow morning because there is a story on the local news I want to catch in a little bit relating to the owner of the local Swap Shop going BERSERK. For South Floridians this is a MUST SEE.

896 posted on 06/02/2005 6:08:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
And so I would consider that thingamajig the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" uses, as merely an innocent symbol of what he is

Earl Grey is a brand of tea. But as far as I know, no self respecting Brit tea connoisseur would utilize tea bags.

897 posted on 06/02/2005 6:09:05 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

Where are you in Fl PJ? I used to go to Ft Lauderdale on a monthly basis. Always flew into Ft. Lauderdale rather than Miami.


898 posted on 06/02/2005 6:11:57 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

Here is a link where it is at, Will Pitt's blog at PDA

http://blog.pdamerica.org/?p=23#comments

I don't know how to bring it over here.


899 posted on 06/02/2005 6:12:37 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: SCALEMAN

Lauderdale. The Jerk Chicken I get tomorrow is near State Rd 7 and Pembroke. In an industrial park.


900 posted on 06/02/2005 6:13:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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