[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Someone should really post the "Andyscam Can" lyrics again for a little mood-lightening. That was some great stuff! The Freeper who wrote it is genius, but I don't think I've seen him/her around lately. Neither can I remember his/her name or find those posts with the song. Does anyone here have it saved or know where it can be found?

[franksolich]

That was none other than the illustrious Charles Henrickson.

I don't think he's reading today, because he has something about getting a Ph.D. in Hebrew going on.

So he's hitting the books rather than the DUmmie FUnnies.

But maybe somebody else has it.

[CaliGirl-R]

Here is a link where it is at, Will Pitt's blog at PDA

http://blog.pdamerica.org/?p=23#comments

I don't know how to bring it over here.

[motzman]

The AndyScam--("The Candy Man")

Who can make some dough-rise?
All he needs is you
Blinded by your hatred and
Your lack of judgment too
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

Who can take compassion?
Wrap it in a lie
Oh, those checks were deposited
Now where's that Termite guy?
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam makes the schemes he bakes
Appear on the up-and-uppy
Don’t listen to that Freeper yuppie
Here’s a pic of my new puppy!

So, it's way past tomorrow
No evidence have I seen
But the DUmmies won't believe me
Until their bank accounts are clean
The AndyScam...
The Andyscam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good....


Scamming Queen--("Dancing Queen")




You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

Friday morn’ and the funds are low
Searching round for a place to go
A looney-moonbat website, believing anything
You come in and look for bling

Not anybody could be that guy
Only a DUmmie could believe the lie
”Help me fight the system”, they’ll never question why…
You’re in the mood for a scam
And when it’s time to jam

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Vaseline
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajama-hadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

You’re a schemer - sympathy you play on
Leave them busted, and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, to clean the puppy-poo
You’re in the mood for a scam
But now you’re on the lam…

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Vaseline
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajama-hadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your green
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen