Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Didn't anybody tell you. We all got together and decided to mess with you. Maybe you should just change your name to Guest. LOL
Actually, Ree's probably right, look at the FAQ. If not misty memory can probably help you out when she gets back.
*ping*
Thanks, tx!
Looks like it is a slow Scamdy news day! LOL!
It was more a fit of personal failure than directed toward you. Forgive me for that. The movie is wonderful and deserved more from me.
You're forgiven, for what I am not exactly sure. I didn't mean to set you off about something. If I did, believe me it was not intentional. I haven't seen the flick, so I have no idea what the hekk is going on.
Well, yeah, it's slow right now, but it's reasonable to predict it'll pick up leading into the weekend.
Yeah well it all went down yesterday in a blaze of glory at the other Scamdy tracking site.
You missed the fun.
Is that at CU? Can you give me a link? I'd like to at least see what I missed! *sigh*
Oh, there'll be more fun.
As usual.
Hope it does. Ole Scamdy isn't out of the woods yet, and with the reasonable assumption that there might be a lawsuit, it could get hot again. I'll be looking for Fred! LOL!
You know, Texas Radio, this all could have been avoided, if it hadn't been for the sheer arrogance of the Andyites.
If the Andyites had been reading the DUmmie FUnnies from day one--the evening of April 28--they would have had time to adjust their story, correct the mistakes in their story, reconcile their stories, and this would've been over a long time ago.
But no.....we're nothing, we're meaningless, as if the DUmmie FUnnies and this web-site are just a little itty-bitty thing, when in fact it is the largest conservative web-site on the internet, and is four or five times larger than DUmmieland.
I frankly suggest that in the future, when an Andyite or DUmmie is up to no good, that he make his post over there, and then rush over here to the DUmmie FUnnies, keeping a 24/7 watch on us.
As it was, the Andyites in DUmmieland probably never even caught on that someone was watching them until after we had been watching for three weeks--three weeks! three weeks!--but by then it was w-a-y too late.
And to think the cretins (what other word can one use?) STILL blame Bev Harris and that other conservative web-site for their problems.
Thanks a bunch, tx! I will now take some time and do some catch-up! See ya later--somewhere!
Since it's a slow Andy day you may want to check this out to pass time and have a few laughs. Caution do not go to link on a full stomach.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3372418
"You know, Texas Radio, this all could have been avoided, if it hadn't been for the sheer arrogance of the Andyites."
Agreed. But then again they were given the red carpet treatment to come in and present their side of the "story" and then given special protections.
"If the Andyites had been reading the DUmmie FUnnies from day one--the evening of April 28--they would have had time to adjust their story, correct the mistakes in their story, reconcile their stories, and this would've been over a long time ago."
True. Had they been paying attention...they have known to make sure the new set of "cashiers checks" matched the dates and amounts of the original "cashiers checks" that were posted as "proof".
"And to think the cretins (what other word can one use?) STILL blame Bev Harris and that other conservative web-site for their problems."
I don't know which is worse...their insistance this scam is our fault or Bev trying to convince us she didn't conduct her own fraud on the DUmmies.
"As it was, the Andyites in DUmmieland probably never even caught on that someone was watching them until after we had been watching for three weeks--three weeks! three weeks!--but by then it was w-a-y too late"
IMHO I jusst think they didn't want to admit that so soon after being swindled by Bev...that it was happening...AGAIN...by someone linked to the Bev scandle.
Call it DUmmie denial.
Oh my. It's worse than I ever imagined. Oooohhhh... ick...ewww. And, what is that old man doing to his poor cats? I don't know if I'll ever get the images out of my head. Thanks a lot ScubaGuy.
Sorry, but I did try to warn you.
I love the one with the rings in her nose and chin. Oh yeah, now that's a woman (yuk).
Do any of you have that picture of Will Pitt "contemplating his next step"?
It's the one where he's stepping on that carpet thing with arrows.
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