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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: franksolich

Yeah, in Milwaukee, not only did we drink soda instead of pop, we get our drinking water from bubblers instead of drinking fountains.

I'm pretty sure that's just a MKE thing. I've lived in Madison for the past 12 or 13 years and I forget if they are "water fountains" here or "bubblers."


821 posted on 06/02/2005 2:38:11 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: CAluvdubya

LOL!


822 posted on 06/02/2005 2:38:16 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: CAluvdubya

You're too irrelevant for them to even bother. :)


823 posted on 06/02/2005 2:42:09 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: beandog; txradioguy
I refer you both to my new tagline!

Now I don't have to try to be witty. What a relief!

824 posted on 06/02/2005 2:44:53 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Duke Nukum

When I first went down south and ordered Iced Tea, I was surprised to learn there was something called sweet tea. I had know idea what they were talking about since where I live they give you the tea with the sugar on the side. Now I have to be careful cause I hate tea with sugar in it.


825 posted on 06/02/2005 2:46:06 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: beandog
"I was surprised to learn there was something called sweet tea..."

Ahh, sweet tea, "the house wine of the South."

There's a BBQ chain here that's infamous for its tea - they put in just as much sugar as will dissolve; it takes up almost 1/3 of the volume.
826 posted on 06/02/2005 2:48:45 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: beandog
Sweet Tea I miss it so much....I could live on that stuff.....
827 posted on 06/02/2005 2:49:19 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: beandog

interesting. I don't order iced tea much but I prefer to avoid sugar too. In hot tea, I like a little honey, though lately, I've been using less and less, trying to find the point where the tea is still a little bitter but not as bitter as w/o any.


828 posted on 06/02/2005 2:51:02 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: Duke Nukum

When it comes to iced tea..I'm a sugar addict...


829 posted on 06/02/2005 2:51:59 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: decal

"There's a BBQ chain here that's infamous for its tea - they put in just as much sugar as will dissolve; it takes up almost 1/3 of the volume."

You aren't in Alabama are you?


830 posted on 06/02/2005 2:56:47 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: ReeWalker

I have to admit I was very bad about it. Somebody offered me some iced tea and when I took a sip, I spit it back into the glass, that's how much I hate sugar in my tea. This was before I knew everybody in the south loved sugar in their tea. Now, I love sugar, too much, just not in my drinks.


831 posted on 06/02/2005 2:57:50 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: txradioguy
"You aren't in Alabama are you?"

Nope - San Antonio, home of the Spurs and Bill Miller's (or as I call 'em, McMiller's).

http://www.billmillerbbq.com/
832 posted on 06/02/2005 3:03:30 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: decal

WHOOO HOOO...I'm originally fro about 5 hours west of you! LOL!

I learned to drink sweet tea while at Ft. Stewart, Ga.

In Enterprise, Alabama there is also a BBQ place famous for it's sweet tea...made just the way you describe.

It got me to wondering.


833 posted on 06/02/2005 3:05:13 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: beandog

I'm serious...I cannot log in to post over at MM's forum!

Obviously, I click on "log in", then of course I enter my login name, then my password...then it's like I never even did that! A couple of times I've been able to log in (I see my name at the top), but by the time I click over to respond in the forum I've been logged out.

I swear, I can be slow sometimes, but this is ridiculous. Any ideas on what it could be?


834 posted on 06/02/2005 3:06:23 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: decal

LOL, what a strange site! i added my soda vote to the main page; it looks like it won't change the colors any.

thanks for posting this.


835 posted on 06/02/2005 3:08:56 PM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: KJC1

Did you check the FAQ's??


836 posted on 06/02/2005 3:09:18 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: SoothingDave
I've seen it before, and I'm still wondering how "Mary / marry / merry" can be pronounced differently.

Yeah, that's a toughie. I can think of two ways at most. In "It's a Wonderful Life," didn't Jimmy Stewart call out, "Mary! Mary!" with an /a/ as in "pan"? (as opposed to the /a/ in "hair," like most people say it).

837 posted on 06/02/2005 3:15:35 PM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: Duke Nukum

I thought everybody in Milwaukee drank beer.


838 posted on 06/02/2005 3:18:02 PM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: lieutenant columbo

The beer that made Mel Fammie walk us???


839 posted on 06/02/2005 3:19:22 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: lieutenant columbo

LOL, beer is big, to be sure, but beer seems to be big everwhere. In fact, some credit beer with the whole reason the Sumerians became a civilization, though I would disagree with that, based on some recent reading.

I checked with a friend of mine and he tells me "bubbler" is used in north east WI too. He wasn't sure about western WI, though.


840 posted on 06/02/2005 3:21:43 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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