Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
The joys of a 13 hour time difference and having crissed the INt'l Dateline.
It's 0550 on FRIDAY morning here.
I'm already at work too FWIW.
Yeah it's kinda hard to fight the 500lb gorilla (Gruntled and badboy) with one literary hand tied behind your back.
No, that is VERY good. As one who has to take BP meds, I'm very happy for you PJ
Heehee...I'm rather new to fr and have not really ventured off the DUFU's, other than the Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list, franksolich's Norway ping list, and the Fair Tax list. There are a lot of Freepers I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet.
But I was able to resist temptation last night, and did NOT buy cupcakes! A Jenny Craig center is supposed to call me tonight. :-)
"I have only occassionaly seen them pop in and either tell somebody to knock it off or make some kind of joke."
EXACTLY! And even then they are simple "Admin Mod"
I feel sure they HAVE to log in as that when they are in Mod Mode.
There's only ONE person I know on here that's been approached to be a mod and the ONLY reason I know that is becasue he was posting about it on another site.
Have you seen 'Sideways'? I saw it in the theater and again today...it was so wonderful!
I grew up there...so the remembering is wonderful, but the story is great!
Wine!
My angst is with the roadway system. They ARE NOT FREEWAYS as they were supposed to be, purported to be in our day when they foisted the taxation, and that for me is a hangover from California. They are Freeways. They are good roads. Oklahoma's roads are some of the worst I have ever encountered. They are perpetuual Toll roads.
BTW, don't get me talking about the new transportation bill...it's a FARCE.
But, then again, it's written by politician's.
Amity
sorry...gotta do it.
To tell you the truth, I just don't go to the flicks or watch much TV other than the History and Science stuff.
Between takin care of the Ranch and being addicted to FR, I'm pretty full up.
So give me a review.........
Two guys (and I don't have the cool graphics) spending one las week together before the other guy gets married. They go on a wine tasting trip to the So. Cal mid coast that is MARVELOUS. It is where I personnally grew up. They meet girls, they get beaten up by girls...they are bad men...but redeem themselves in the end. The countryside and the wine made it for me. It was nominated for an Academy Award. That was quickly jotted off...so don't harass me!
I'm not the attorney. Mr. Beandog's the attorney. He goes to work and makes the money. I stay home and spend the money. I think that makes me smarter than him. LOL
I use to work for him. Told him he made my life so miserable working for him that I had to marry him so I could make his life miserable. Doing a fine job of it I might add. :)
This is where homes cost in the 60's what a car costs today. This is where Reagan's ranch is. It is very interesting to see the area. Homes today cost a median $225K I auppose? I just checked on apartments...the last I had in the mid 80's was 650.00, now they run 2500.00. I don't think I'll be back, but then again, the liberalism is rampant.
Thanks for setting that up!
I just tried twice to post after registering there and I'm showing up as a guest, lol.
I'll figure it out...
You, my friend, are most wise!
Okay, I do not get why even after logging in, my posts show up as "guest." ???
I'll stop trying until I figure it out so I don't spam the board!
It was more a fit of personal failure than directed toward you. Forgive me for that. The movie is wonderful and deserved more from me.
I wonder how many of my irrelevant posts the FR mods have deleted? *snicker*
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