Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
So maybe he did.
Naw, start answering it "Happy Acres, Institution for the Criminally Insane, How can I direct your call?"
having the same number did come up. But the amounts and dates don't coincide with previous known dates and amounts.
They were both typed separately. (Don't know if it means anything) Just thought I'd toss it out there. I would think a bank uses carbon copy, not typing the same document twice. Once on the check and one for a copy? Know what I mean?
No, not copies of each other. I think they were trying to pass them off as two separate checks.
FYI, since none of those you posted seem to be here to answer, banks will have copies in triplicate. The original, the customer copy & the bank copy. The pre-printed parts will sometimes have different info on them (e.g., the customer copy will say "customer copy", the bank copy will say... well, you get the picture). And obviously the bank copy will likely have a watermark while the carbon copies below will not. So no, the original & the customer copy are not exactly copies. Funny, huh? Ask your own bank to take a let you take a look at their cashier's checks when you get a chance.
With the same check number - How funny!
You can bet if one of those pictures ends up on FR though......squeals galore.
I understand that. What I was questioning is the fact that the "typing" ie: spacing, letters, format, etc. are totally different. They are not the same. If they were copies, then for example, why are there more ****** (stars) on one check then the other? Why are one of the dates typed slightly higher than the other? There's more, but I think you know where I'm getting at.
Where? I looked at "introduce myself", no pictures there.
Actually I have no problem with the loosened restraints on language over there.
I tend to take the Patton philosophy when it comes to swearing and there are times that I would ahve like to cut into someome here that really deserves it with some good old fashioned 4 letter vocabulary but couldn't.
I try to be respectful to those that are to me and to those that deserve it there and here...but the Libs and the DUmmies that wander onto the reservation...I have no such compunction.
That's a GREAT point. I didn't notice that. No, there would be no explanation for that.
I get thrown off track by those that want to continue to go back to the two earlier checks that I previously PERSONALLY verified. Since I know I'm not a troll or a mole, I tend to get thrown off track by that. Back on track... for now :-)
Their logic escapes me
Now I bid you goodnight and pleasant dreams everyone.
They keep referring to you as a he and I hate everybody assuming we're all he's.I just can't seem to find it. It seems a bit sexist, but if they're willing to play, oh well.
the guys post pictures too. My point is it's not safe and they do it almost once a week.
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