DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Mr. Silverback]

I'm multitasking Fred, multitasking...

How you doin' these days?

[franksolich]

See, the deal is, that poor innocent legitimate DUmmie had under 100 posts.....whereas MY undercover bad illegitimate DUmmie disguise has nearly as many posts as the ancient dowager empress of DUmmieland herself has, even though she's been mired in there longer.

So if the old lady is looking to find me, she'd better look at suspicious DUmmies with HIGH post counts.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I think you're right. I wish everybody would just come home. Let them stew in their own juices.

 

Now don't be that way bean. Actually we have gleaned a considerable amount of info from looking outside the "box".

 

You can't hope for it to be paradise when we have to leave Eden............LOL 

[CAluvdubya]

Aw frank, you're just trying to get long time DUers banned! :)

[Charles Henrickson]

Any Undie sightings over at the DUmp tonight?

Where is our Chubby-Cheeked Cherubic Charlatan? The Check Republic?

[beandog]

You mean we don't have supernatural powers. I've been wondering why everytime I jumped off my roof I couldn't fly. Somebody should have let me know sooner, could have saved me a lot of grief.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

They are trying to say everything.....but the truth.

 

This in there lies the problem (or sumpin like that).

 

All anyone has asked for is the truth. Why in hell is it so difficult to tell the truth?

 

and you're right it "boogles" the mind.....LOL

 

I was taught that the easiest thing to do is tell the truth. Apparently these people lie so much during the course of their daily lives, when they need to, it is beyond their capabilities.

[ReeWalker]

I was taught that the easiest thing to do is tell the truth. Apparently these people lie so much during the course of their daily lives, when they need to, it is beyond their capabilities.

It's kinda like a little kid getting caught...they just keep tellin whopper after whopper trying to get OUT of trouble....

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I'm getting grumpy being made fun of over there. They sure don't care to expand the viewership do they?

 

I have only been there a few days, but it appears to me they take great joy in ridiculing "noobs". If you plan to stay a member I would suggest you just take it in stride. The one thing I have noticed is they think it is a game to run others into the ground. I don't think it is personal.

[beandog]

Look what happened when Eve ate the apple. If she hadn't eaten that darn apple we might all still be frolicking in the Garden of Eden (without clothes no less). CU's the apple. LOL

[txradioguy]

And right on cue...principal re-enters the fray at CU.

[Duke Nukum]

Have you ever read A Scanner Darkly, Frank?

[Allosaurs_r_us]

It's kinda like a little kid getting caught...they just keep tellin whopper after whopper trying to get OUT of trouble....

Yeah that always got me a trip down to the "crik' to cut a switch so Nana could...............BEAT THE HELL OUTA ME!

[franksolich]

Ah, geez.

The CUer "Disgruntled" is getting marching orders from the CUer "Principal," who of course is badboy or goodboy or bootlick or something like that.

IMs in CU flying back-and-forth between the two.

You suppose the CUer "Disgruntled" is.....the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt"?

Nah. Not quite boring enough.

[CAluvdubya]

I'm sure it's not personal but they made me look like a liar by deleting my posts.It's one thing to argue, I can handle that. These people deleted my posts and then told me to prove what I was saying. I couldn't. Oh well, lesson learned :)

[Allosaurs_r_us]

CU's the apple. LOL

 

You might be right! Seems like there is a whole lot of snakes..........LOL

[franksolich]

No, sir, never have.

Anything good in it?

[txradioguy]

No but gruntled does like to boast at point that he has "inside info" that none of the rest of us are privy to.

[txradioguy]

Now they're trying to press me...without being able to read the deleted posts...to decide who's lying and who's not between you and Scott.

Talk about some F'n nerve on their part.

[feefee]

"Why do you think I wanted the top bunk. People thrashing above me would drive me crazy. Of course, I could have the fun of poking you all night."

No questions here as to why you want a top bunk, just an offer to be a lower bunk filler.

Seeing as the lower bunk is closer to the ground, it would be in my best interest to align my bunking position with you, seeing as there may be a lower bunk-filler position open.

Keep me posted on what Mr. Beandog has to say concerning our future arrangements...