Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Man they just LOVE their "lawsuit card". Why is that with every lib I've ever known, they either threaten legal action, stomp their feet, cuss and call people names or pretend your point/question doesn't exist. They don't have a clue who they're messing with. We ARE the law and order folks and have no intention of doing anything that would even warrent small claims court action. But then, they also believe they lost the election because it was stolen, or their message isn't getting out clearly enough (because EVERYONE would surely agree if they UNDERSTOOD), or...never because their ideas SUCK. Before I started reading DUFUs and then got involved with this, most of the dems I knew were friends and family who at times could be uninformed, arrogant pr*cks, but boy has this been an education. These people are so sick and twisted, they'd scam their grandmother out of her last dime if it suited their purpose.
And we're supposed to be the mean people.
Cindie
Grrrrrr.
I had a masterpiece--perhaps the finest piece of writing I've ever done, anywhere anytime--a most excellent carefully-crafted, exquisite piece of writing--which doesn't come to me very often (maybe once every 10 years)--an absolute glowing sparkling lustrous masterpiece; a masterful masterpiece.....and then because the comment to which I was responding had been deleted by a moderator (I have no idea why), when I clicked "send".....
Well, that world-class, high-class, masterpiece evaporated, never to be restored again.
Damn. (Sorry, Free Republic; it just slipped out.)
CU is for post whores and moderator weenies. You aren't anyone unless you have 1000's of posts or are a mod. I sure am glad FR doesn't put post totals next to my name. FR is a class act. Our mods work completely behind the scenes to moderate. They don't get in the way of discussion, or call people names.
I'd like to know what we actually have. There is a lot of information and a lot of it is vague.
1) We have evidence that the JH cashier checks were cashed.
2) We have conflicting evidence that AS was/wasn't in JH,
per people who said they called and he was there and
Frank's telegram, which was never delivered.
3) We have AS's miraculous surgery and recovery - where
apparently he was singing show tunes from his hospital
bed? (never saw this one) and he is able to call on his
cell phone and almost immediately utilize his laptop
after surgery despite both being banned in hospitals
especially in ICU.
4) We have AS's release and recovery from the operation -
both of which are done in a much shorter time than
anyone else whose ever had an operation can attest to.
5) We have the misleading surgery date - was it supposed
to be on May 10th as AS and surrogates said? Or was it
scheduled for the last week of May as it says on the
posted paperwork? If so, why the push for May 10th
unless it was a push for more money?
6) Why is AS posting right after surgery, and why does he
seem so happy and healthy right after major surgery?
7) What, indeed, is wrong with Andy? Pancreatitis? P.
p. cancer?
Anything else?
Grrrrrrr.
Good word, btw!
Frank is in the house. He's actually made an appearence at CU today too.
Not all the CU mods...just one in particular that is covering the Scamdy threads.
ANd now the Mod has locked the no holes barred ThunderDome thread where all the incriminating posts have been moved to.
Are or was there more than one thread in the Dome? I was reading one but got bored and skipped to the end of it. I did see a very nice post about planting flowers and gardens, though. ;)
Highlight and copy (Ctrl C) right before you hit send, that way it remains on your clipboard and you can paste (Ctrl V) it in a new post. If you hit the back button on the browser it might still be in the compose box, but this doesn't always work.
And the little tibit I discovered in a doccument psoted by AndyScam at CU last night...that in a post at the DUmp at 12:34am on the 27th of April...Scamdy is talking about his surgery scheduled for "May 10th".
But there is a date/time stamp on the doccument that shows Apr. 27th 2:04 PM.
How could Scamdy know 14 hours in advance when his surgery was going to be scheduled much less necessary.
I believe you are correct on your assessment. In that way they are very much like DU, the people they love to make fun of all day long.
No, that didn't work, for some reason.
I cannot possibly exaggerate how polished, how eloquent, how sparkling--the Wisdom of the Ages, so clearly and prettily stated--how grand, this masterpiece was.
In fact, if Free Republic had had it, Free Republic would have probably put it on the home page, as a glittering example of "excellent posting."
It was beautiful--and a person has the ability to write such a thing only once every ten years in his life.
I cannot tell you how good it was.
Now it is, like the plans of the Andyites.....nothing.
Since Andy is out of the hospital, does anyone know where he is? All I know is the bed is worse than a hospital bed. What a gracious guest! LOL
Were the copies of cashier's checks Andy posted supposed to be the checks or just the carbons? I'm guessing they are just the copies because if the "bloodsuckers" were paid on the 11th, he'd no longer have the check itself? Getting ready to add that thread to the timeline and put the checks on the doc page and don't want to have the wrong info.
Cindie
Grrrrrrr. That's the $56,000 $64,000 $147,600 question.
Or is it? Maybe the bigger question is: What is wrong with people who believe Andy? Have they defenestrated their minds?
They were the customer copies of the "cashiers" checks.
It seems this subject (Scamdy) is fast becoming non grata everywhere. Amazing the lockstep march in the LOCK, BAN, DELETE, plan.
No wrong turn CA.
The mod in question is flushing and locking so fast that they'd make $kimmer proud.
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