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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
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| June 1, 2005
| Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Jacktown
141
posted on
06/01/2005 12:41:11 PM PDT
by
commonguymd
(My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
To: franksolich
Perhaps P-J has an empty spot on his wall? Sure. My wall always has room for a Proctologal Dept. rejection.
142
posted on
06/01/2005 12:41:22 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: beandog
The "sky" moderator comes off as a 14 year old. All he says over and over is how he is laughing at and making fun of people on the board. That's a great way to attract people to join.
To: franksolich
You say that they're conservatives?
Do tell!
144
posted on
06/01/2005 12:48:56 PM PDT
by
rockrr
(Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
To: .cnI redruM
147600 - not a bad scam...
That was about the gross take on one of my weed deals. The usual deal was for about 300-350 pounds. For a gross of 147600, it would be about 328 pounds. But that is gross.
Expenses would be:
$42,000 for what the weed would cost me.
$16,400 for the smugglers to bring it across the Rio Grande.
$16,400 for the drivers to the final destination.
$5000 for the stash house to keep it while the deal was being made.
$5000 more or less expenses (meals, strip clup VIP room for my customers, motels)
That would leave me a tidy $62,800 for me as clear profit. I would do a couple or more of these deals a month. Thing is, I could not get away with it. It looks more and more like Andy is.
145
posted on
06/01/2005 12:49:19 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
To: LUV W
Heh-heh! DUFU trumps DUmmies every time! When Scamdy goes to trial I expect that the courtroom will have a large computer monitor hooked to the Internet so as to access all these posts on the DUFUs incriminating Scamdy. Hopefully the Scamdy trial will be broadcast on Court TV so we can ALL watch it.
146
posted on
06/01/2005 12:52:25 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: speed_addiction
Scamdy is free and clear. What exactly do you charge him with?
147
posted on
06/01/2005 12:52:45 PM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
("There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it.-PJ O')
To: jennyjenny
No he doesn't. But the others on that thread assume it's to help him out.
No sickness is mentioned.
To: speed_addiction
That would leave me a tidy $62,800 for me as clear profit. So like, other than, perhaps, getting caught and doing time, why'd ya quit?
149
posted on
06/01/2005 12:54:37 PM PDT
by
Paradox
(Mixing metaphors like a bartender mixing concrete.)
To: jennyjenny
The strangest thing about Pied Piper Pitt is his COMPLETE SILENCE about the documents he posted supposedly proving that Scamdy had pancreatic cander surgery. He posted them with great fanfare and now...SILENCE. It's like he wants us to just forget that he ever posted it in the first place.
150
posted on
06/01/2005 12:57:08 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
P3's documents are like a Dan Rather fax....
151
posted on
06/01/2005 12:58:24 PM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
("There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it.-PJ O')
To: commonguymd
I kept reading that some people were getting emails over and over from him asking for money.
8000 emails sent out monthly. Since December .
To: Allosaurs_r_us
I think it's called Johnny Walker syndrome....... Damn! Now you got me to craving some whiskey. However since I have a doctor's appointment in the morning I better not have any tonight. Maybe tomorrow right after I see the doc. And what is with Jack Daniels decreasing their alcohol content?
153
posted on
06/01/2005 1:03:27 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Paradox
So like, other than, perhaps, getting caught and doing time, why'd ya quit?
No one quits on their own. There is always one more deal to make. One more score and that is the one that gets you.
It is not fear of prison that scares me. Now that I know what it is like, I could do time standing on my head and laugh about it. I do not want to miss out on what I live my life for. My daughters, my motorcycles, hell even my dog. My old dog died when I was in and I regret it to this day. I have the love and trust of a good and very beautiful woman, I have my business.
I was not being in prison that was so bad. It was what I lost on the outside. That is why I quit.
154
posted on
06/01/2005 1:04:35 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
To: ReeWalker
Defenestration of Prague. Funny story about it and also it marked (according to many) the beginning of the Thirty Years War.
155
posted on
06/01/2005 1:05:45 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: speed_addiction
Basically, you are a changed man, changed for the better. Good for you! But yer still one of the "coolest" Freepers, thats for sure..
156
posted on
06/01/2005 1:06:32 PM PDT
by
Paradox
(Mixing metaphors like a bartender mixing concrete.)
To: gate2wire
I had a momentary lapse from the CRS syndrome.
To: PJ-Comix
You know, besides the apt analogy of present-day DUmmieland with China of 1908, I am starting to notice remarkable similarities with the Leopold-Loeb Case of 1924 (although involving money rather than murder).
158
posted on
06/01/2005 1:12:09 PM PDT
by
franksolich
(watching the DUmmies not watching us)
To: gate2wire
I believe you are correct. The Emperor's deputy governors were thrown out of a window by Protestant Bohemians(read liberals,LOL) to protest Catholic repression. Correct. On the way out the window the Emperor's officials prayed for their lives. Their wishes were granted. They landed in a soft, mushy pile of horse manure. Their lives were saved but now they were all icky and PISSED OFF. And from this incident began the bloody Thirty Years War.
159
posted on
06/01/2005 1:12:44 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Paradox
Basically, you are a changed man, changed for the better. Good for you! But yer still one of the "coolest" Freepers, thats for sure..
The change was in myself, by myself. Nothing that prison did ever changed me. I was a horrible prisoner and far, far from a model inmate. I spent many months in the hole because I refused to conform to anything. They (the guards, staff, BOP) were the enemy and I would take the hole over yielding to their will. The morning of my release I was just as incorrigible as I was the first day.
160
posted on
06/01/2005 1:14:09 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
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