Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
I believe it was Ambassadors from the Holy Roman Empire who were defenestrated.
Whew! Reading that stuff is why I am glad I am a FReeper and have the DUFU to read. Don't have to run jump in the shower after reading maybe 10 posts of F-words and stuff! Thanks, frank and the others for keeping it clean and getting the job done!
I believe you are correct. The Emperor's deputy governors were thrown out of a window by Protestant Bohemians(read liberals,LOL) to protest Catholic repression.
Fromm The New Lexicon Webster's Dictionary, Copyright 1987
fromm= from
Man, I wish I could type.(Or at least do a better job of proofreading.)LOL
Well, it may be I've forgotten more history than most people ever learn--but the word "defenestration," I first encountered--bumped into it like a stampeding bison hitting a brick wall--was in a biography of Elizabeth I of England.
I really can't believe you want to stay at CU after this is over. They are a bunch of little, whining children. They wanted us all over there so they could play and now like little children, they're bored. They think they're cool because they use "bad" words and call each other names. I have no intention of returning there for any reason because I don't feel like being called names for know reason. They're small potatoes and don't appear to know it. You're more willing than I am to take abuse from silly people.
While guests are expected to behave, their hosts are also supposed to treat them with respect. I never signed up because I found the people mostly full of themselves. I wouldn't have any problem with the DUmmies coming here as long as they could behave, but we all know they can't.
I had to look it up when you used it.
Just reporting what I read about the Defenestration of Prague, not any other times this devise was used. LOL.
Are you kidding.
We don't know any more than we knew at 9:30 p.m. (Nebraska time) April 28.
You can at least get an honest answer out of an honest criminal who's being stubborn, within 33 days, but man, these Andyites are tenacious.
No answers to no questions.
You just get zotted by Skinner if you ask?
123 sites X 20 dollars a day X 60 days = 147600
email lists, national radio.
Just for starters.
Figure out the math if would like. It has been said they raised 56000 on du in a week.
But who really knows.
I saw this in the DU archives recently. It took me days to find it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=176013#176067
(P.S. Happy late birthday wishes PJ. Hope you got lots of booty!)
For such a "horrible" Bush economy, the DUmmies sure have a lot of cash to blow on DNC donations and con artists.
WOw! Just read the whole redacted thread. Sounds like you have a STRONG case for an harrassment lawsuit against Andy.
That's interesting. Does he ever say what the fun "project" is?
My, my
I get the biggest kick out of these two lines.
Say Frank, have you ever read any Taylor Caldwell? She had a vocabulary that had you constantly reaching for the dictionary on the first page sometimes. What's amazing is she wrote Romance of Atlantis when she was a teenager.
She is one of my favorite authors, next to Ayn Rand.
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