Posted on 05/30/2005 8:21:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
CAST
Dorothy . . . . . UNDIE STEPHENSON
Skinnercrow . . . . . SKINNER
Cowardly Journalist . . . . . WILL PITT
Black Box Woodsman . . . . . KELVIN MACE
Glinda, the Good Witch . . . . . SFEXPAT2000
Wicked Witch of the West . . . . . BEV HARRIS
The Great and Powerful Oz . . . . . KARL ROVE
Auntie Em . . . . . GORE VIDAL
Uncle Henry . . . . . TERMITE
Toto . . . . . BALLOT
The Hopkins . . . . . THE DUMMIES
The Flying Monkeys . . . . . THE FREEPERS
SONGS
"Somewhere Over a Million"
"The Gullible League"
"Follow the Goldbrick Road"
"We're Off to Get a Whipple"
"We Welcome You to Hopkinland"
"If I Only Had a Pain"
"If I Were King of the Forum"
"The Money I'll Land off Frauds"
"Ding Dong! The Phone in Bed!"
Once again Mr. Henrickson your wit blows me away.
I thought Pied Piper Pitt did an opus a few weeks back where he said he would only post on some other, more vituperrious (Pitt ain't the only guy with a Thesaurus), America-hating site.
Man, the guy is such a liar! ;)
Or "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World." ;)
The DUmmies complete lack of historical knowledge never ceases to amaze me. Either that or they disregard historical facts in their zeal to blame America for the rest of the world's woes. Since when did America start slavery? Slavery has existed in far worse forms for thousands of years. I'm in the middle of reading Edward Rutherfurd's book about Irish history, The Princes of Ireland. Slaves were used extensively throughout Europe from the early Middle Ages. Geez, and THEY'RE supposed to be the intellectuals???
Happy Birthday, Peej. Were those actual posts allegedly from Andy who just underwent life saving surgery a few days ago? Frank is right, it IS a miracle!
"Were those actual posts allegedly from Andy who just underwent life saving surgery a few days ago? "
His surgery was 5 days ago. According to the excellent research done by gardencatz, he should still be in ICU. Miraculous Andy only spent one day in ICU where he belted out a show tune and called several people on a cell phone right after the surgery. (not forgetting that cell phones are not allowed in ICU)
Don't forget that his first words after the surgery were "Voter-verified Paper Ballots!"
"Don't forget that his first words after the surgery were "Voter-verified Paper Ballots!""
We CAN'T forget that!
Happy Birthday PJ!
Sounds like Frank has made it back from the festival and now is gonna take on the dummies in the dome.
Caution, though, however, sir; I have been warned it could be hours, if not days, before one shows up.
So don't drop everything and hang around to wait.
Just check once in a while.
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143652#post143652
mark to see if they actually check in. How will you know if its really them?
Goodboy/Badmouth might show up, but only to curse.
Rats.
The Dragon Lady, the ancient empress of DUmmieland, is the one I want. The other two are small potatoes.
But I got nothing better going on, and I'm more than happy to wait.
Good luck on your quest. I'll check back on the progress later.
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