DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[cabojoe]

" I should have written a book...but alas I am not the great a writer...I know my limitations...but I should have written one."

Hey Andy, you still got time. DO IT! I suggest something along the lines of: Scamming for DUmmies or maybe Drama Queens for DUmmies! Good God man, if you are dying wth are you doing on the internet? Start writing NOW!

[Jacktown]

I swear. If I didn't live in Mississippi, I'd be camped out
at JHH on the 26th with my video camera. He is way over the top with this. Why is he telling this stuff to strangers? Doesn't he have a cell phone to call his man-wife?

[Paradox]

Holy crap, you are right! LOL, I guess if they are good lookin... but I digress.

I've been drinking a couple of beers per evening, its good for the cholesterol and heart, but I am not a drinker, so 2 beers for me.... lets just say I am a cheap date.

So it is an OLIVE BRANCH I am extending, although I guess that can sound dirty too, sigh. OK a friggin TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP! Whatever....

[beandog]

I think DUmmy Andy should get off his fat libtard butt, get in a car and drive over to either Walter Reed or Bethesda Naval. He should then go inside and see our troops. Maybe then he would find out what courage is all about because he sure doesn't have one ounce of it.

[Jacktown]

AMEN Sister!

[lieutenant columbo]

I agree. The dramatic self-pity on top of everything else is really hard to take.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thank you for doing that, cabojoe, with those pictures of Undie and Pitt. Now here's a picture of Skinner--I know frank has his own copy of this DU picture in his treasure trove, too. Can this be cropped (and stored) to be about the same dimensions as those pictures of Undie and Pitt? Those were 480 x 360 (a 4/3 ratio, width/height). This Skinner pic is 345 x 500, so a 4/3 ratio would mean cropping the height from 500 to about 259. In other words, crop off 241 of the 500, i.e., almost the bottom half.

Also, any luck on finding Elizabeth/Beth Ferrari (sfexpat2000) pictures?

I'm working on something.

[lieutenant columbo]

Holy crap, you are right! LOL, I guess if they are good lookin... but I digress. I've been drinking a couple of beers per evening, its good for the cholesterol and heart, but I am not a drinker, so 2 beers for me.... lets just say I am a cheap date. So it is an OLIVE BRANCH I am extending, although I guess that can sound dirty too, sigh. OK a friggin TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP! Whatever....

Heh heh...I wondered if there was a subtext there...

[Jacktown]

Can you imagine what he's going to be like for the next 5 days??? Somebody please prove he has cancer or expose him!!

[eyespysomething]

Do you have a link?

[cabojoe]

Maybe someone here can post it cropped here, and I'll upload it. Time to test how much bandwidth photobucket will give.

[JLO]

GUARDIAN!



I thought you meant the current scam, which began mid-afternoon on April 28, and which Purrcival was the first to see.

Everybody give a hand to Purrcival, who saw this coming down the tracks long before anyone else did (she gave me the information within minutes, but I discounted it as "not important"--I am obviously no judge of newsworthiness--and did not publicly announce it until.....six hours later).

Everybody give a real big hand to Purrcival.

[speed_addiction]

" I should have written a book...but alas I am not the great a writer...I know my limitations...but I should have written one."

I DID write a book! "All the Tears of Hell." About an FBI terrorist hunt from one coast of the US to the other. Muslim terrorists, White Supremist collaboraters, a pissed off IRA assassin, a rogue military SWAT team hunting the terrorists on their own, shoot-outs, sex, sniping, explosions, a car chase and even a swordfight thrown in. It is begging for a Jerry Bruckhiemer/Michael Bay collaberation on the movie!

[JLO]

Bumparoonie.

[Duke Nukum]

He reminds me of Bender, the robot. I wonder if Andy falls on his back, if he can get back up?

[Judith_knows]

Question - was he going on like this before the last May 10 surgery date, wherein there was no way he thought it would be cancelled (due to a snafu)? If not, why not? Was he not as afraid then as now? Furthermore, it's six days in advance. If I didn't know better, I'd think this is part of some "show." With all those supportive people physically surrounding him, why isn't he out to dinner? Or having a couple of drinks? Or reflecting on the meaning of life? Or playing with the puppy? Why is he talking to a bunch of DUers?

[luvie]

Why is he talking to a bunch of DUers?

Ole Andy knows where the suckers live--plus you couldn't look at that chubby, rosy-cheeked face and really believe that he is anywhere near as sick as he is whining about! IMHO! LOL!

[Jacktown]

LOL!! I think he's talking like he's high on pain killers.
People always get crybaby when they are medicated.

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, joe and frank, here is frank's copy of the DU pic of skinner, in case that's easier to work with. Can this be cropped to a 4/3 ratio, leaving the width at 345 and cropping off almost the bottom half so the height goes from 500 to about 259?

Any Beth Ferrari pics yet?

[Paradox]

Are we even SURE thats Andy? Because seriously, I could not imagine a more damaging bunch of whining.