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DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-05 ("Last gasp of the internet ...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2005 6:40:29 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie Paranoia is both a hilarious and fascinating thing to behold. In this case the DUmmie Paranoia takes form in the belief that the Internet can somehow be switched off because the DUmmies are getting “too close to the truth on the Bu$h Regime,” as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Last gasp of the internet ..." Yeah, the MILLIONS of Websites including eBay, Free Republic, and MILF sites are ALL going to be shut down because of the “discoveries” in DUmmieland. Meanwhile I am still trying to discover what this MIGHTY Truth is. The DUmmies have been talking about vote fraud in Ohio for months and yet, for some strange reason, somehow refrain from posting what this actual fraud consists of. The only real fraud I have discovered in Dummieland is that perpetuated on them by Bev Harris of BBV con artist fame. So DUmmies, are you just $10 away from discovering this great truth that Bush is so afraid of that the ENTIRE Internet will be shut down because of it? As usual the paranoid DUmmie laugh lines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, trying to get in a few words before the final Internet Shutdown, is in the [brackets]:

Last gasp of the internet ...You do know that it is over, right? We are too close to the truth on the Bu$h regime. The web will be closed down. Mark my word.

[It’s over! OVER!!! Bush merely has to click the emergency Internet switch on his desk and the whole Web will be shut down. It’s just that simple.]

I worry about it. ..I've actually purchased a Grundig crank power shortwave just in case the information is shut down here in Occupied America.

[Good idea but personally I have a bike pedal generator that I am using to power up my telegraph key WHEN information is shut down here in Occupied America.]

Not a bad idea. got to look up something on those.

[Please consider the bike pedal generator. Randi Rhodes rides one of those to get her signal out on Err America.]

Lowe's Building Supply...They run about $40 or so. It's a Grundig FR200 AM/FM/SW with a light, dual power from batteries or hand crank. I've also got a Coleman Freeplay AM/FM radio with a solar panel. An SKS, AK, AR-15, or other rifle should be part of the plan too.

[DUmmies stocking up on rifles. So much for their gun control shtick.]

I have one too....probably time to crank it a couple minutes and refresh the battery

[And to try to fire up your brain neurons.]

Water filtration system...don't get caught being occupied w/o one.

[Yeah, I always make sure to carry a water filtration sytem on me whenever I am under occupation.]

Thanks I never would have thought to look at Lowes. The rifle is something my son wants to get too. I have never had a gun in the house but right now it seems like a good idea.

[GASP! DUmmies now turning into “gun nuts!”]

All this free flow of information has not stopped any bills getting passed that they wanted. No mass action by the people has the internet produced, except perhaps the demonstrations this summer? But they no longer fear demonstrations - they only look bad but "looks" don't really change much. It is only when masses of people withdraw large amounts of money from the system and stop participating in the economy, will they ever take notice that we the people may still have some clout.

[That “Not One Damn Dime Day” was sure a resounding success.]

The power of the people has been almost completely usurped. And there is very little time before all is usurped. We are just spectators for the most part. With all this free flow of information the election fraud is still in effect and the war machine still goes on. And it's not even politics as usual but politics, even more destructive to the working people.

[Very little time left. Just a matter of weeks before it ALL ends. In fact, Chicken Little has told me that the sky will be falling on April 1.]

I remember the Good Old Days when REVOLUTION really worked!

[November 1917. Those were the Days, my Friend. We thought Bolshevism would Never End.]

So what are they going to do about Canadian blogs and sites and Europeans etc? They can't control them. This is ridiculous. So what are they going to do? Fine democrats who use the interent with websites and blogs? I wonder what Mr. Dean has to say about this.

[We control ALL your Internets!]

It would be very easy to sell the idea of shutting down the Net to the Ami public. Just tell them terrorists are using the net to communicate with each other.

[And then simply flick the Internet OFF switch and it is bye-bye Web.]

Hallburton will take over Google, Enron gets Yahoo....and so on and so on. All the stuff we find now will be purged, leaving only nice, fluffy, warm stories on the chimp regime. Then we will get 24/7 on cable news how this is a WONDERFUL thing to have happen .

[Can I take over all the Petra Verkaik Nude Gallery sites? Please!]

I don't think the web will be closed down. However any Progressive site or any site even slightly non flattering to bush will be shut down. They will use the Patriot act to shut us down and make our websites and blogs illegal. There is a reason the right wing nut jobs have been labeling us as non American and supporters of the enemy. People will have heard that enough to believe it so when they come for us the masses will accept it. Hopefully they will see through it and won't stand for it to happen but, they already have let this bastard steal three elections. 2000, 20002, and 2004. bush needs to be stopped before this can happen.

[WHOA! Now you’re claiming that the 2002 (or is it the 20002) elections were stolen as well? That’s news to me but perhaps I didn’t hear about it because the EVIL Bush regime has filtered out that news on the Web.]


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To: PJ-Comix
True but I have a lot of RESPECT for Regnery.

They obviously have no taste. :P

Get some publications under your belt and then they'll be begging for ya! Keep at it.

21 posted on 03/10/2005 6:56:57 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (There)
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To: CzarNicky

They sound like the Y2K nuts.


22 posted on 03/10/2005 6:57:05 PM PST by Melpomene
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To: PJ-Comix
The power of the people has been almost completely usurped. And there is very little time before all is usurped.

I've been usurped, you've been usurped, all God's children been u-surped.

23 posted on 03/10/2005 7:01:12 PM PST by prairiebreeze (I am an Americanist. Deal with it.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Unbelievable. They're so far off the deep end they're touching bottom. It really is amazing.
24 posted on 03/10/2005 7:03:42 PM PST by Jaysun (I'd ask them to kiss my ass, but I can't trust them not to bite.)
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To: PJ-Comix
here in Occupied America

Excuse me while I become airsick:


25 posted on 03/10/2005 7:03:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (In case of shutdown, this tagline will be vacated.)
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To: PJ-Comix
here in Occupied America

Blue state, red state, it doesn't matter:


26 posted on 03/10/2005 7:05:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (In case of shutdown, this tagline will be vacated.)
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To: PJ-Comix
An SKS, AK, AR-15, or other rifle should be part of the plan too. . . . Water filtration system...don't get caught being occupied w/o one.

Now the DUmmies are morphing into survivalist militia men.

At least on the Internet.

At least as long as that lasts.

27 posted on 03/10/2005 7:10:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (When is a gun grabber not a gun grabber? When it's his own gun being grabbed.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is only when masses of people withdraw large amounts of money from the system and stop participating in the economy . . .

So better cancel that trip to Lowe's.

28 posted on 03/10/2005 7:12:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Not One Damn DUmmie.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey DUmmies!

ALL YOUR INTERNET ARE BELONG TO US!
29 posted on 03/10/2005 7:16:33 PM PST by visualops
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To: Charles Henrickson

lol great tagline


30 posted on 03/10/2005 7:17:49 PM PST by visualops
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To: PJ-Comix

"There is very little time before all is usurped."

31 posted on 03/10/2005 7:18:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Time to evacuate our vehicles.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't know about throwing the switch on the Internet, but somebody needs to have an intervention at DU before they start shooting each other. Somebody's gonna get hurt.

...and who exactly are they going to be talking to on their $1.98 shortwaves when Operation Rovarian Cyst shuts down all communications? I guess Domino's can take orders by shortwave.
32 posted on 03/10/2005 7:19:41 PM PST by whereasandsoforth
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To: PJ-Comix
It would be very easy to sell the idea of shutting down the Net to the Ami public. Just tell them terrorists are using the net to communicate with each other.

Hey, this a nazi era slur against americans (I'm offended), we have a DUmmie nazi!

33 posted on 03/10/2005 7:20:25 PM PST by X-FID (In their eyes there's something lacking---what they need's a damn good whacking.)
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To: PJ-Comix

First they hate all the evil corporations like pharmaceutical companies, but then mention all the medications that they take. Then they want to sue gun manufacturers for all the murders, but yet they want to buy guns for personal use. What the heck is wrong with these people?


34 posted on 03/10/2005 7:21:41 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan (Capt. Harley Hall, USN. A pilot's pilot and now a true "Blue Angel")
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To: PJ-Comix

The lefties are going to their bunkers.


35 posted on 03/10/2005 7:22:29 PM PST by Mike Darancette (MESOCONS FOR RICE '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wonder what Mr. Dean has to say about this.

"YEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"


36 posted on 03/10/2005 7:22:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Daffy Dean.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I remember the Good Old Days when REVOLUTION really worked!

They've been replaced by the better days ahead, when being right works even better.

37 posted on 03/10/2005 7:23:03 PM PST by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: PJ-Comix
Halliburton will take over Google, Enron gets Yahoo....

Who gets the Nigerian scam e-mails? Bev Harris?

38 posted on 03/10/2005 7:26:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (That's Bev DUdley-Harris to you!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Who gets the Nigerian scam e-mails? Bev Harris?"


LOL


39 posted on 03/10/2005 7:29:45 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: Melpomene

No doubt, a lot of them are aging Y2K nuts.


40 posted on 03/10/2005 7:29:58 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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