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DUmmie FUnnies 03-03-05 ("Dem Strategy for Dummies")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/03/2005 7:23:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: infidel29

Ants, beware, there is NO escaping the Perfect Rovian Storm!


41 posted on 03/03/2005 9:46:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (It's no picnic at the Ant Farm.)
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To: PJ-Comix
1. If Repubs say we're making a mistake, we're on the right track.

2. If Rebubs say we're being reasonable, we're making a mistake.

If your father didn't pull out: he made a mistake.

If your mother didn't abort: she made a mistake.

42 posted on 03/03/2005 9:58:42 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've actually given this a lot of thought, and I keep coming back to the same thing. If a DUmmie and I were discussing this subject, all I could say would be:

You guys are going to keep losing because...you're wrong about everything.

As a former lib, I have unusual insight into these people. I could write an essay as long as your arm, and it would all boil down to that one sentence. Republicans are certainly not right all the time. But the Dems are wrong all the time, on every issue currently before the American voters.

43 posted on 03/03/2005 10:03:16 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (In a very, very bad mood. :()
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey, PJ, did you see the thread today where Pied Piper Pitt was telling everyone to "keep an eye on Conyers"? He was supposed to do something big today. Any idea what that was supposed to be?


44 posted on 03/03/2005 10:28:12 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: Purrcival

Never mind that! I want to hear about steve2470 and Miss Drop-Dead Gorgeous! What about the Yanni concert? What about that second date? What about her cold sore?


45 posted on 03/03/2005 10:30:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Days of Our DUmmies.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

The DUmmies won't think the rich are paying "enough" until all of the hard-earned income of the rich is redistributed to those who haven't earned it.


46 posted on 03/03/2005 10:30:40 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, you're right! I want to know about that, too. What about it, steve2470?

<*crickets chirping*>

Yeah, that's what I thought.


47 posted on 03/03/2005 10:31:38 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies on DUmmies , very interesting .


48 posted on 03/03/2005 10:51:14 PM PST by Deetes
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To: Purrcival; Charles Henrickson
steve2470 and his "drop dead gorgeous date":


49 posted on 03/03/2005 11:08:27 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: franksolich
"I figured if I ever win the Powerball lottery

I have a plan if I win the powerball. I will immediately place it in my lockbox, then get a laundry marker and write on my hand 'you won the lottery' so when I wake up in an unknown place with an enormous hangover and blank spots in my memory, I will know why.

50 posted on 03/04/2005 4:03:37 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Purrcival
Hey, PJ, did you see the thread today where Pied Piper Pitt was telling everyone to "keep an eye on Conyers"?

Link?

51 posted on 03/04/2005 4:10:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Purrcival

I think Conyers was going to speak about voting reform or something like that... I know it had something to do with voting. Making it easy for people to get to the polls, making sure every vote counted.


52 posted on 03/04/2005 4:14:25 AM PST by just me
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To: PJ-Comix
Jeff Kleinman should know that your women friends also think he is the handsomest and sexiest man they have ever seen. Even those of us who have never actually seen Jeff also think that. Jeff if a hunk!
53 posted on 03/04/2005 5:20:29 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

I'm glad they believe all this. It makes matters so much easier.

Regards, Ivan


54 posted on 03/04/2005 5:24:19 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: Straight Vermonter

No, I'm sure that while Karl Rove may have some subconscious longing for the fjords, mountains, lakes, reindeer, and bison of Norway, on the whole, he is perfectly happy where he is, right here.


55 posted on 03/04/2005 5:54:58 AM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are such fricking cowards. I never heard ONE of them say ABB was bad policy before the election, but now they are coming out of the woodwork saying it.


56 posted on 03/04/2005 5:56:13 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Purrcival

"The DUmmies won't think the rich are paying "enough" until all of the hard-earned income of the rich is redistributed to those who haven't earned it."

Several months ago, I was watching O'Reilly and he had a guest who believed O'Reilly should pay 80-90% of his income in taxes. He said it was only fair.


57 posted on 03/04/2005 6:07:16 AM PST by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

"ABB was Rove's best friend. It's unfortunate, but all the time when I talk politics with people, all I hear is how much Bush sucks, poeple could go on for hour after hour with it, but when I ask what do YOU actually STAND FOR, I get nothing ,but muddled incoherent murmurs."

Keep doing what you're doing, DUmmies, and keep getting what you're getting.....


58 posted on 03/04/2005 6:42:20 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: imskylark

Mikey Moore said that on Oreilly once. Oreilly kept raising the percentage, saying "is that enough"? Mikey kept saying more, more..


59 posted on 03/04/2005 7:42:36 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (Pray every day for a ROE reversal!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Even here at DU, I remember "what do you stand for?" threads that were started by people who realized this was a problem, and there were literally 50 different answers to the question. It was hard to find two people who agreed about what Democrats stood for.

Hmmm...this seems to prove that there are only about 100 DUmmies at the DUmp. The rest of the "50,000" are FReeper trolls.

60 posted on 03/04/2005 9:08:24 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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