Posted on 02/18/2005 6:28:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Just when you thought that DUmmie absurdity could go no further, after accusing Bush of being Bi in the previous edition of the DUFUs, they went further. Much further. This time the Homo Hunter DUmmie Thought Police have accused Rush Limbaugh of being gay in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “ST. LOUIS MAN CLAIMS RUSH LIMBAUGH AFFAIR.” Of course, this wild DUmmie speculation falls apart in the VERY FIRST sentence of the December 2002 article they site for “evidence” since the accuser is a 46 year old St. Louis area music shop owner. Hmmm…. Let’s do a little mathematics. 46 year old gay music store owner claims he had affair with Rush Limbaugh in college in the Fall of 1971. Subtract 31 years and voila, we have a BOY GENIUS who was only 15 years old in college!!! On top of that he claims have met Rush in the same class they were taking. So Rush, who was either a sophomore or junior at the time (being 20 years old) is in the same class with a 15 year old boy who should be in high school. But logic is never a consideration with the DUmmies so let us sit back and laugh at the comedy of the DUmmie Homo Hunters. As usual the Homo Hunting speculations of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, worried that the DUmmies might find out that he visited Key West a couple of times in 2003, is in the [brackets]:
Dec. 8, 2002
A 46 year old music store owner from the St. Louis area, Elliot Sanders, is claiming that while a college student at Southeast Missouri University in 1971, he had an affair with Rush Limbaugh. Sanders claims that he and Limbaugh, the well known talk radio star, had an affair that went on for about 3 months in the fall of 1971...
[So we subtract 31 years from the 46 year old music store owner and we find out he was a 15 year old genius taking courses with 20 year old college student Rush Limbaugh in 1971. That’s a very plausible story….NOT!]
Sanders stated that he met Limbaugh in a class he was taking, but it was only after meeting his sister, who was openly gay at that time, that he found out Rush himself was gay. "Rush was a charming man privately," says Sanders, "I met him in a class I was taking, and got on a first name basis with him. I didn't realize he was gay until his sister came to visit him. She was gay, and like, we hit it off, and she seemed shocked that I didn't know Rush was gay as well. When I found out I was like ... wow!"
[What was the class the Boy Genius was taking? Astrophyics? Just how many 15 year old boys taking college classes with sophomores or juniors?]
Sanders says that privately, Limbaugh was very sensitive and caring man, but that he was furiously angry that KFBK, the top 40 radio station he worked while still in high school would not offer him a full time job.
[Maybe he was furious that he was already in college for a couple of years and he had a 15 year old kid in his class. That can cause a sense of inferiority.]
"He was furious about that," said Sanders, "And he often told me that he was really going to show them." According to Sanders, Rush's politics at the time were somewhat middle of the road. "Rush said that he though most people are incredibly gullible, and he felt that the key to radio programming was to reach that crowd, and that it would be really, really easy. He thought he thought he could get anyone to believe anything he said, and the more outrageous is was, the more they would believe it."
[What is gullible is how easily the DUmmies are swallowing the obviously phony story. Yeah, like Rush is going to confide to a 15 year old kid that he was going to make a radio career for himself by fooling the public.]
Sanders would not divulge any further details, but when asked if he feared retaliation from Limbaugh for his revelations, he stated, "No, Rush wouldn't do that, he's really a sweetie at heart, but some of the people who listen to him might. I think most of them are psychotic. I don't think these people realize he's just pandering to them for ratings, but if they find out, I wouldn't want to be there."
[LOL!!! And the funniest thing is that the DUmmies are actually buying this story. Maybe Elliot Sanders’ music store is doing lousy and he needs some extra cash. Yes, send money to Sanders, DUmmies. He is just $10 away from proving that Rush is gay.]
OMG…Somebody please pinch me...
[Somebody already pinched your brain.]
Watch out for the set up! This story is from 2002? I mean, please gimme a break. It might be true but why is this posted here now. My theory is that they are just trying set up some info some blogger will pick it up and then use a fake story to discredit all bloggers....all because the "Gannon" story is getting legs.
[Karl Rove knows that the DUmmies will swallow anything.] I thought everyone already knew Rush was gay. No news here.
[Just like everyone knows that Bush is Bi.]
Unfortunately this story is two years old and going nowhere. Has it moved to corporate media yet? Two years after being on a crank website it is going nowhere. When a stroy goes to the corporate media then you know that averge people will be hearing about it. Until then, it will remain in the darkest corners of the internet. But I want it to be true.
[In your self-created alternate reality it IS true.]
sometimes chemicals act better when combined with others. This Rush story coming out with the Gannon story is just a wonderful mix. Remember the Rush drug thing didn't come out until after the McNabb incident.
[So somehow chemistry makes this story true?]
Somebody pinch me...wake me up...throw some water on me...
[How about if we just skip those lame preliminaries and go straight to the electro shock therapy?]
Ru$h = $3-bill
[DUmmies = lacking-¢]
All we need are the names of his gay hookers.
[I saw some stray confetti once on Rush’s shoulders. THAT’S IT!!! Rush had an affair with Rip Taylor!!!]
You have to know that the order has been given: MUDDY THE WATERS
[Even if the story is not true, use it to MUDDY THE WATERS.]
I am highly skeptical of this story. Sorry.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
KFBK is in Sacramento, CA. He was hired in 1984, was a hit and left in 1988 to go to NYC and national syndication. KFBK still carries Rushbo's show.
[So maybe Rush commuted every day in high school to Sacramento from Missouri to do his KFBK radio show. It COULD have happened.]
I think this story is bullshit. But even if it isn't, who cares!
[Yeah. If the story smears Rush just go ahead and use it anyways even if it is false.]
I really hate the guy. He says the meanest, most unfair, enraging, stuff,I've ever heard. I hope no one is offended and thinks this is in any way gay bashing. It's just the hypocrisy. Any thing 'family oriented' automatically anti-gay. Pro-family : anti-gay agenda. It's probably an insult to the GBLT community, to insinuate the braggart would be cool enough to be gay, even if he never came out of the closet. Pride goeth before the fall. Man, I would love to see him fall hard. And how does he seem to be skating on those drug charges. Man, if Martha, got jail time , he should,too.
[So use the FALSE story to try to bring down Rush. Lack of truth hasn’t stopped you in the past. GO FOR IT!!!]
This is rumor posted as fact on a messageboard. And I'm not sure what it is supposed to point out, other than hypocrisy. There's already been enough gay insensitivity with the whole Gannon thing. If Rush Limbaugh is gay, I could really give a shit. He's also bald and not so round as he once was. He is, however, a nasty, vile, low, disgusting sonofabitch who preys on the ignorant. Personally, that's my beef with him. Hypocrisy is the least of his crimes.
[A rumor posted as fact is a Factoid and MUST be true!]
First: you have to have a sense of humor! Second and last: You have to have a sense of humor! That is something very lacking in the DUmpster!
Some on the "Norway ping list" however think I am a class A number one jerk; the crowd is friendlier over here in P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies.
Am I still on your ping list? I'll be back later. After my head falls off.
I haven't heard of the "Norway ping list" but it sounds waaaaay more serious than I like to get. How much could you talk about Norway, anyhow--it is, after all, a pretty small, although beautiful, country. :>)
The thing I have noticed is that the "Norway ping list" goes all over the place.
The story this morning was about a guy in Norway who was immune from arrest, no matter what crimes he committed, because he is insane.....then it evolved into an acrimonious debate about the merits of Nebraska beef versus other beef.....and finally ended up a discussion about bison, in both Nebraska, the Norway of Europe, and Norway, the Nebraska of Europe.
The "Norway ping list" is like being the tail of a kite, on a windy day.
LOL! I have noticed that a lot of the very long threads sooner or later digress from the original intent and become something else altogether--such as us talking about the Norway thread on the DUFU! At least here we don't go for the throat like on some of the other forums! I like the "tail of a kite" analogy! Paints a great picture.
But I need to point out that P.J.'s kite is much larger, and steadier, than the kite of the modest little Norway ping list.
I have always noticed on Free Republic, that after about the first fifty comments, which more or less stick to the topic posted, there is a slow erosion into other topics, and then after about the first hundred comments, it is a free-for-all.
Sometime, when you have time, and if you wish, you should go back to read the ending comments on some of the long-ago DUmmie FUnnies; there are a lot of laughs there, but generally ignored, because others have already moved on to the newer editions of the DUmmie FUnnies.
"Residual remarks" can be funny too; it's just that they're posted so long after a thread has "died," that few people read them.
I think I have been a residual quite often here, when I get home late from work and put my two cents worth in, only to find out that I am talking into a void--everyone else has wandered off to something else!
I get that feeling myself, too.
Because I work irregular hours, usually I am at the tail-end of threads myself, long after the main audience has departed.
A bison in ballet, dancing in front of an empty hall.
I don't think Rush has a sister......
About a month or 6 wks. ago, some DUmmie posted a thread at the DUmp asking for someone from Pittsburgh to go check the police records for 1971-72 to find the proof that Rush aka Jeff Christie who was working at a radio station in McKeesport at that time had been busted for soliciting men. I don't think they had any takers, but this certainly seems to be a repeating theme of wishful thinking with them.
What happened to Rush's sister?!? Did he have her defensterated because she was going to "out" him? Or was she a liability once he had hoodwinked the public into thinking he was a 'real' right-winger? We need a special persecutor!
(No, not prosecutor. I spelled what I meant.)
"I don't know if this was corrected or not, but check the math PJ, 2005 - 1971 = 34years, so the guy was 12. Okay 13 to be more probable, but that makes it even more ridiculous than 15."
OMG that means Rush is also a PEDOPHILE!!!!
Too bad we don't have any witches to burn- we could go back to the old tradition and use Rush as a faggot to get the fire nice and hot.
these people are insane
The DUmmies are just absolutely oneirataxic as usual.The "Bush is gay" story seems to be powered by the "Jeff Gannon is gay" discovery, along with supposed "special favors" done for him by the White House.
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