DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-05 ("Bush Bi?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[I_like_good_things_too]

It's almost unfair for you to post something so hilarious on this site. Surely all these DUmmies are freepers trolling over there making the liberals LOOK stupid, right???? People can't really be that mentally imbalanced & still type on a keyboard, right?

Anyhow, please add me to your ping list. Thanks.

[mondonico]

"Also, there are rumors that you have to commit a homosexual act to become an Initiate of the Skull and Bones society at Yale."

No. The rumor on campus circa early '80s was that you had to commit an act of self-gratification while lying in a coffin (and prove it by exhibiting the evidence when they let you out of the coffim--yuck). I'm sure it's BS, particularly now that they're co-ed.

[Caipirabob]

"There's no place like home..."

[commonguymd]

Your comments were great PJ! It seems that in the last post you put up, that Bush is definitely a compassionate conservative and does care about people. How they can turn that into some kind of verification for their twisted logic is well, err, beyond logical comprehension.

Great job! Great find.

[SCALEMAN]

I read a portion of this thread yesterday, and the real kicker is Andy Stephenson. He is gay, but can't restrain himself in bashing Bush with these rumors. He has been posting this tripe for some time, and even added some more to the mix with references to threads and posts he has done in the past.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #607.

[zygoat]

This is comming from the people who supported a vice presidential candidate who spent 10 minutes getting his hair spritzed and fluffed "just right"? Whose running mate actually said "we have better hair"? Was there anything more gay looking than Kerry on his knees in that aqua hued condom suit? Or that stupid spandex bike suit? I'm not saying they're gay, but they're both metrosexuals. Friggin' powder puff pansies for the pervert party.And they talk about G.W. like that?

[Budge]

Wait a second. Aren't the Dims the on who support all "gay" causes? Or claim to?

I mean, if they do, then shouldn't they love GW just for that reason alone? I mean, I, uh, they, uh, if, uh, shouldn't...

Oh GAWD,I'm so confused!

[beans36]

I understand that Dan Rather has faxed documents from Carson Kressley that prove that Bush is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[kevkrom]

NO straight guy knows the slightest thing about women's shoes.

Women wear shoes? Honestly, I wouldn't know, as that's generally not where I'm looking...

[Born To Serve]

My concern is that this bisexual rumor might gather strength if the president does not appropriately forgive Mr. Gannon-Guckert, the gay lifestyle proponent who asked all the questions at the press conferences, and if the president does not ask forgiveness himself for the unintentional bad result of bringing the gay lifestyle into the sanctity of the White House. And, worst of all, into my living room where my adolescent children often are allowed to watch the White House press conferences after finishing their homework.

It is not sufficient for the White House to simply hope this will go away. Yes, asking forgiveness is hard. The White House press conferences, including appearances by the president himself, was used to promote the gay lifestyle, and forgiveness must be asked.

[kevkrom]

What are you, some kind of loon? The President is not responsible for the character of the members of the press corps. There is no need for him to ask for forgiveness for something that wasn't his fault.

Gannon/Guckert is also no "gay lifestyle proponent", at least not as far as his briefing room hostory shows.

As for you... joined today, two posts, both talking about how Bush needs to apologize/ask forgiveness for something he had nothing to do with. I'd say you're a troll, and you probably won't be around long enough to read this.

[PJ-Comix]

Born To Serve---Since Feb 18, 2005

ZOT!!!

[Admin Moderator]

The troll lifestyle may be hazardous to your account.

[BJClinton]

OMG. I just have to post this.

The Truth about George W. Bush

Here you will find out the little known truth concerning President George W. Bush, Victor Ashe, the current American ambassador to Poland (formerly mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee and Exec. V.P.; C.F.O. of Fannie Mae), and their adulterous-bisexual relationship with a Las Vegas woman in 1984.

This situation took place in 1984 in the State of Tennessee. It concerns a 41 year old woman [currently residing in Las Vegas], Victor Ashe and George Bush's encounter in 1984 during the senate debates between Al Gore, Jr., Victor Ashe and Ed McAteer. She was invited to come to Tennessee by Victor Ashe. While attending one of these debates she spoke briefly with Ed McAteer (Senatorial candidate in 1984 who debated alongside Al Gore, Jr. and Victor Ashe, and was responsible in part for the emergence of the Religious Right).

Members of the mainstream media (CNN, FOX/news, Chicago Tribune) have known about this Las Vegas woman [well known in the BDSM underground] since September of 2003 yet they have done little if anything to get to the bottom of it. Like Bush's national guard service records they've given him a free pass concerning the what, where and when of his participation in the Texas Air National Guard.

We believe if the whereabouts and war-time behavior of Senator Kerry during his tour in Vietnam in the early 70's are matters of importance to the American people [according to Sinclair Broadcasting and Swift Boat Vets for Truth] then the past behavior of this President and his involvement in a homosexual situation with another man in the mid 80's is of equal importance.

When this Las Vegas woman told us about her conversation with Ed McAteer we thought it was something that should be looked into. He was being treated for cancer so we had to move quickly to open a dialogue. We believed obtaining a death bed declaration [if it came down to that] of a man of Ed McAteer's stature in the Christian community [he was called the Godfather of the Religious Right] would have held tremendous weight. Ed [finally] coming forward to say what he witnessed or knew concerning this matter would have been unimpeachable. Ed was a staunch supporter of the state of Israel and quietly lobbied for the post of U.S. ambassador to Israel back in 2001 but was turned down for the position by none other than George W. Bush. It seems in George W. Bush's isolated bubble, ambassadorships are rewards set aside for friends and lovers only.

We initially contacted Mr. McAteer back in May of this year. He mentioned at that time Victor Ashe's sexual shenanigans were no secret in Tennessee. He seemed resentful of his party's choice to back a 'sodomite' which is why he ran as an independent. Ed was on chemotherapy and it was extremely difficult for him to talk so we deferred until late August at which time his wife [Faye] informed us he wanted to talk further but was under doctors orders to refrain from all strenuous activity. Sadly, Ed McAteer passed away on Oct. 5, 2004, before we could do a follow-up interview, he was 78. For Ed's sake [and that of his family] we hope his departure was natural [God's will], however, the timing of it all seems rather untimely in our opinion. It bares looking into by the Tennessee authorities.

When he passed way another writer contacted Faye and she imparted to him that Ed seemed upset upon returning from the debate in Chattanooga back in 1984. Was Ed aware of Victor Ashe and George W. Bush's bisexual behavior? Perhaps that is what upset him so.

Unfortunately he didn't get the chance to tell us what he witnessed that night that upset him or if he remembered talking with the Las Vegas woman.

The Las Vegas woman was paid $15,000 to arrange sexual liaisons involving bisexual men for George W. Bush (then private citizen) and Victor Ashe (then a Tennessee State Senator). These adulterous bisexual affairs (3 encounters in all-3 different cities) took place in the state of Tennessee during the 1984 senate debates between, Al Gore, Jr., Victor Ashe and Ed McAteer. An African-American woman was invited to participate in this adulterous sexual encounter with George W. Bush and Victor Ashe immediately following the Chattanooga senatorial debate. This woman was paid $1,500. A few years later the Las Vegas woman was detained in Washington D.C. with Victor Ashe by the Metro D.C. police. She was released but Victor was taken into custody.

So confident was this woman that Ed would have remembered her [and their meeting] she had finally come forward and was prepared to tell it all. She will swear to the authenticity of what is being imparted here, which is the reason that we built this website so we could get this information out to you.

Bush & Co. will no doubt tell the world she's insane, politically motivated thus concocting this for smear reasons. She is of sound mind and body and welcomes all inquires from the mainstream media. This woman deeply laments not having come forward back in 2000 when then Governor Bush was running for the highest office in the land against [ironically] Vice President Al Gore, Jr.

Disclosure of George W. Bush's adulterous bisexual behavior will only happen if the American public demand answers. Contact your local news organizations demanding that this truth be revealed and not go the way of his Texas Air National Guard records.

[freedumb2003]

Remember that scene in “Liar Liar” where some woman figured out that a witness was gay because he knew all about women’s shoes?

I think that was "Legally Blonde." What is sad is that I know that -- but I saw it on an airplane.

[pharmamom]

I don't know about the women's shoes things...I've got my husband pretty well trained! He knows all my favorite brands!

[Ostlandr]

(satire alert on)

LOL! The DUmmies can't even get this one right. . .

The rumors I heard is that Dubya is in the BROOM closet- he's straight, but pagan, just like John Adams and John Quincy Adams. Skull & Bones is tied in with the Masons, the Rosicrucians, the OTO, and the rest of that bunch.
I mean, come on, no REAL christian would be that tolerant and intelligent, right?

[Mr. Silverback]

Also, there are rumors that you have to commit a homosexual act to become an Initiate of the Skull and Bones society at Yale.

Uh oh, i just figured out what "Skull and Bones" actually means. Ewwwww!

It's the hyprocritical nature that has my interest, and then only slightly.

Notice the Left's broad definition of hypocrite: If you oppose gay marriage and you've had a gay sexual experience, you're gay. That's like saying anyone who's had more than one sex partner is a hypocrite if they oppose bigamy.

' i'm seeing a vein of homophobia on this site that is quite surprising and disappointing.

I very seldom bring out the Hitler card (even for a National organization promoting Socialist ideas like DU) but I have to say, how is this different form the old Nazi habit of having gay parties and locking up all the gays who aren't high-placed Nazis, or don't meet the proper standards of butchness, or whatever? In other words, Barney Frank is a good gay, and if Bill frist were gay he should be put in prison.

[Mr. Silverback]

Oops...This sentence...

Notice the Left's broad definition of hypocrite: If you oppose gay marriage and you've had a gay sexual experience, you're gay.

...should have read: Notice the Left's broad definition of hypocrite: If you oppose gay marriage and you've had a gay sexual experience, you're a hypocrite.