DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[gidget7]

(Did you know they support the troops?)


That's what they keep saying?? I have yet to see or read it, that's for sure. I thought it was very moving.

Maybe someone needs to tell these half-wits, it's ok to love your country and support it's troops, it won't make you a Republican LOL

[par4]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

No, but I'll bet you're hoping for a grand salami...

[Purrcival]

[I am sure the DUmmies would gripe about a cure for cancer.]

Furthermore, we could produce George W. Bush on tape, single-handedly curing cancer, AIDS, the common cold, hangnails, and bringing about world peace, and the DUmmies would complain that it was all a photo op, that he didn't do it soon enough, or in the right way, blahblahblah.

[Purrcival]

...or in the attic?

[Purrcival]

I dunno...I sort of enjoyed hearing the clown on CNN:

"Balloons! Cue balloons! What the #$!@&^#$ are they doing up there? More balloons!..."

[lutz]

Mwahahaaaaaa~!!! That's great!

And PJ, I hope you feel better soon!

[franksolich]

Did anyone notice the DUmmie "Skinner" is soliciting for new moderators in DUmmieland?

Any takers?

[Purrcival]

They're making fun of the way they think the President pronounces "America".

[Purrcival]

Oh, but they're sooooo much more "tolerant" than anyone else, and soooooo much more "loving"...

[Dashing Dasher]

I've decided for mental health reasons, I need to stay away from those people - before I hunt them down and hurt them... one by one.

But... I'm sure some of our other, more tolerant FReepers could handle the job without fail!

[Purrcival]

Hee hee - now, that's just cold. But I love it! :-D

DUmmie Suicice Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON

Who was it a few weeks ago who posted what might be the "on hold" music for the hotline? Van Halen w/David Lee Roth on lead vocals:

So I say jump
[JUMP!]
Might as well jump...

Pricelesss...

[Purrcival]

...and we see the results of turning Milosevic's trial over to the World Court...

[Nataku X]

That one has potential. :-)

[Nataku X]

At an amazing post count of 4, I doubt it... ;)

[franksolich]

Me too; over there more than six months, but at a measly 400+ posts. I guess I am too cautious.

[luvie]

Thanks! Several came to mind, but I didn't want to be banned! ha-ha!

[Nataku X]

You probably have to be a donor anyway. I wonder if they'll let you charge something ridiculously small as $0.32... then they'd have to eat the $1 or so credit card billing charge.

[Nataku X]

What, is there anything unusual in how he pronounces it?

[luvie]

dummie hate glands swollen to eye-bulging, vein-popping full capacity ......

[franksolich]

Judging from how so many are "jumping" all around Free Republic, it looks as if there's a couple hundred of us, at least, anxiously waiting for the latest DUmmie FUnnies.

I notice Free Republic seems to be "busier" than usual, when one is expecting P.J. to show up.

<<anxiously waiting.