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DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-05 ("SO DEPRESSED.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/06/2005 6:42:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Today’s NON-event in Congress has caused MASS demoralization in DUmmieland. Instead of some congressional uprising against the Ohio vote, there was a massive YAWN in both congress and in the media. All the handful of congressional loonies and Barbara Boxer accomplished was to put up a minor speedbump on the road to the inevitable result of Bush’s official notification of victory. No protests, little media coverage, and even less public interest. In fact, the vast majority of the public are completely unaware of the minor speedbump thrown up today. And the few who are aware of it, now look upon the Democrats as even more the marginalized lunatics than in the past. The overall effect of today’s congressional speedbump that signified nothing was wide demoralization in DUmmieland. There were many rich targets of opportunity for today’s edition of the DUFUs but I chose this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Tell me why I should keep fighting. SO DEPRESSED,” as the most representative. We lead off with the loud lamentations of DUmmie Paligal. So sit back and enjoy the hilarious spectacle of DUmmie demoralization. As usual, the depressed DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, holding packets of Prozac for his Pet Ants, is in the [brackets]:

Tell me why I should keep fighting. SO DEPRESSED. Not that we here on DU didn't already know this, but having watched this evolve since election day, and seeing it culminate in this "just for show" debate which is covered NOWHERE in the mainstream media and will be ignored and dismissed after it takes place, I am so depressed about the system. What's the F'ing point of us all putting our heart and energy into fighting this? There is a complete control of power here, and we have none of it. I watch these guys, one after the other, say "sour grapes", "move on", "wild-eyed conspiracy theorists", and know that we won't get taken seriously. Our government has experienced a coup, and nobody cares but us in the minority, and they will not relenquish power. There will be no changes. There will be no reform. I feel it. These a**holes speaking now on the republican side invoke terrorism and "attacking the noble Americans who volunteered to work on this election". They make it seem like we are attacking Americans and encouraging terrorists, and as long as people continue to respond like sheep to these keywords, and our Democratic representatives don't retort with specifics to dismiss that those are the issues we are debating, we stand no chance. I can't watch it. I can't after today. My blood pressure will go through the roof.

[< Max Cady Laugh>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!< /Max Cady Laugh>]

Do any of you still believe we have the power to change this corrupt government? Tell me, why should I keep actively fighting? I am only getting enraged and depressed over the response to all our efforts. At this moment, I hear some b*tch state "The American people must be shaking their heads at this debate" and "these allegations are without merit". They keep repeating over and over that Bush won by 3 million votes, and that's why 100,000 don't matter. NOBODY questions whether Bush's margin is even true. They say that Bush couldn't have pulled off a massive fraud, as though we were claiming that the man himself was solely responsible, rather than a whole network of people, and probably without his involvement. I want to reach through the TV and smack these people. So, I will remove myself for at least a while after today. I can't take it. It's too personally upsetting. How do you all feel, as my only sense of community on this issue?

[< Max Cady Laugh>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!< /Max Cady Laugh>]

T.S. Eliot best expresses my feelings: "This is how the world ends; not with a bang, but with a whimper"

[Now that you’ve done more than your share of whimpering, DUmmie Paligal, let us read what the rest of the DUmmies have to say.]

Hee hee hee. These posts crack me up!

[You bet! They are a laugh riot!!!]

Her sadness cracks you up? shame.

[Sniff! I feel terribly castigated…… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

Good to know you can laugh at our pain.

[Happy to oblige……. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

This is far more important than Bush v. Kerry It's about the legitimacy of our democracy. And this debate in the congress is historic. What we need to do is to translate it into election reform. Don't be depressed. Channel your frustration into action.

[As historic as a barely suppressed yawn on the Capitol steps.]

Keep in mind that the policies of the current regime have led to thousands of unnecessary deaths. As tax payers who fund the current regime, we have a lot of blood on our hands whether we like it or not. But if we don't like it, we should do what we can to put a stop to it. There are a lot of people outside of the US that are being hurt by US foreign policy, but because they are so far away, it's hard for them to do much about it. However, we are right here inside this country and in a position to bring about change. We have a great responsibility to the rest of the world.

[Forget about the 9-11 terrorists and their allies. It is the USA who is the font of EVIL in the world. Thank you for so clearly stating the DUmmie talking points.]

I definitely did not get what I wanted today and I am mad as hell about having been victimized by the theft of an election we WON

[Keep believing that. It will keep your bile riled.]

this is ridiculous. its posts like this that make me infuriated with the state of our party today. A coup? massive fraud? You blame Bush for this "massive fraud" and then say how it would have taken an incredible number of people to conglomerate such a fraud, and yet there is not one shread of evidence supporting such claims. If so many people are involved, dont you think it'd be easier to find a slip up?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Take your sickening sense of reality and get the HELL OFF this progressive forum!]

It would have taken a few hand-fulls of people here and a few hand-fulls of people there to accomplish the thefts of millions and millions of votes. They had means, motive, and opportunity. Sorry we don't have the smoking cannon we need yet -- but it is out there. Just my humble opinion. Being angry at those of us who believe this just contributes to the dirty work that the Republican party wants done. In psychology theory the role you are playing is called "minder" -- the person who makes sure that everyone sticks together and says all of the "right" things. Herding Democrats is like herding cats - generally, it can't be done. In many Republican locations there were more votes than voters. In many Democratic locations there were fewer votes than voters. That suggests fraud at some level and fraud should be investigated and people responsible punished. Maybe we can start from this common ground?

[Ahhhhh! Thank you for bringing back that reassuring sense of unreality.]

I have to agree with you . . . this was a sham . . almost none of these senators or congresspersons had their hearts in this . . . when the vote came in the Senate, only two voted for the resolution . . . with all the letters and e-mails and faxes and phone calls, the best we could do was get a pro forma objection to the Ohio electors . . . when what should have happened is the entire party standing up and saying this election was stolen . . .truth be told, both parties are playing for the same corporate team . . . until we take corporate money out of politics, we'll never see any true reform . . . what we saw today was the best we could do, and that's a sad, sad commentary on things . . .

[Allow me to merrily tap dance on the tabletop of your misery.]

We have no choice. We either fight or die like sheep. Fascists are ruthless and merciless. They don't care about the Geneva Convention and they approve of torture. They control all three branches of this government. They will continue the war in Iraq, they will not reform the privatized election process any more than they will reform Halliburton's no-bid contracts. They will continue to dismantle social programs while expanding corporate welfare. Both unemployment and the deficit will continue to grow. They will continue to stack the courts with wingnuts to feed their immensely profitable prison industry. The object of fascism is to enrich the few while reducing everyone else to slave labor, and they revel in the deaths of millions of innocents. They are war profiteers and human rights violators. This was the very last "victory" the Democrats will have in Congress. Even though it was voted down, it did get discussed. From now on it is unlikely that anything introduced by a Democrat will make it out of committee. We can ignore fascism only so long as it is other people who are dying, but when our turn comes we will not be able to ignore it. The question is not why we should keep fighting, but whether we have the ability to fight at all. Our votes don't count. The votes of our elected representatives don't count. Anybody who isn't depressed, is either profiting from fascism, or has their head in the sand.

[Who’s your speechwriter? Osama bin Trotsky?]

It feels like we are locked up in a jail in the deep south, and the sherriff owns the town and everyone is crooked. It is like an insane dream. The only thing that I think I want to focus on is trying to find the proof that fraud was committed and the hope that it will come out eventually. I think the realization that the dems wouldn't stand up and scream for the rights of the disenfranchised makes me the maddest.

[Keep looking. I heard that the proof of fraud can be found right next to that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.]


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To: Purrcival

They can't get off their computers or away from DU long enough to go protest.


121 posted on 01/06/2005 10:24:26 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I'm so sorry, DUmmies... I tried so hard... I don't know why those Republicans were so mean to me today... WAAAAAAH!"
122 posted on 01/06/2005 10:28:25 PM PST by mysto ("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Tell me why I should keep fighting."

I think that line is the core of the DU mentality. They rely so much on what other people think, and for other people to motivate them. I don't think I've ever seen this sentiment expressed once at FR. It speaks to a bunch of vertebrae-free emotionally-driven sob sisters who, when feeling down in their lives, look to someone else to buck them up. That kind of personality never achieves any gola in life; the achievers have their own interior engine. Sure, we all need cheering up now and then, but the real achievers and independent minds never look to someone else to CREATE motivation in them.

123 posted on 01/06/2005 11:09:54 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: PJ-Comix

this is your thread for tomorrow, aint it?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=251823&mesg_id=251823&page=

Isn't Pitt back tracking, by like a lot, in this thread?


124 posted on 01/06/2005 11:26:05 PM PST by birbear (Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.)
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To: mysto

Sen. Barbara Botoxer (DU-CA)

125 posted on 01/06/2005 11:26:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmiecrat.)
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To: nopardons

"Oh the gnashing of teeth,oh the beating of breasts,oh the sack cloth and ashes"

Wait'll they find out that they will be scourged and thrown into concentration camps by Karl Rove....LOL


126 posted on 01/07/2005 12:54:23 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix
Our government has experienced a coup, and nobody cares but us in the minority, and they will not relenquish(sic) power. There will be no changes. There will be no reform. I feel it.

Are we on the same planet? Hello? Earth to DumBo? Come in...
127 posted on 01/07/2005 1:14:29 AM PST by Barney59 ("This reelection is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.")
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To: airborne

"If these whackos get together in a mob during the Inauguration, somebody is going to get hurt."


All it takes to disperse a crowd of DUmmies is a good cloud of cigar smoke. I've found that, even when the cigar is unlit, they back away and eyeball me nervously...."You.....you're not gonna LIGHT that, are you?" When the cigar is lit, they cough even when no smoke is blown their way.


128 posted on 01/07/2005 1:19:00 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: Purrcival

"Reminds me of the old song...was it by Tommy James and the Shondells?...yeah, I'm dating myself:

Dizzy
You're making me dizzy (my head is spinning).."

Tommy Roe, 1969......among the Tommy James hits was "Crimson And Clover".....


129 posted on 01/07/2005 1:24:18 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: NRA1995

Makes me want to take up cigars...


130 posted on 01/07/2005 1:25:27 AM PST by Barney59 ("This reelection is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.")
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To: Purrcival

MAYBE a couple hundred


131 posted on 01/07/2005 1:27:37 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix; EllaMinnow
Max Cady laugh
132 posted on 01/07/2005 1:32:35 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Liberalism: The irrational fear of self reliance.)
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To: Laurita

"But what about Doohickie?!? I gotta know!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=255751&mesg_id=255751


133 posted on 01/07/2005 1:35:40 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix
Fascists are ruthless and merciless

it's a good thing that in the US, they are also POWERLESS!

134 posted on 01/07/2005 1:50:19 AM PST by William of Orange (I'm John Kerry and I approve this message. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do. Maybe, not.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Starting my day with this BUMP!
135 posted on 01/07/2005 2:04:55 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix
guess what's next for the DUmpster crowd:

REVOLUTION! IMPEACH THE CHIMP! IMPEACH *, IMPEACH GEORGDOLF BUSHLER! BRING DOWN THE GOP/NAZI PARTY! RATTLE THE 'REICH'! /DUmpster rant

136 posted on 01/07/2005 2:06:40 AM PST by William of Orange (I'm John Kerry and I approve this message. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do. Maybe, not.)
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To: Laurita
I expect they'll be hoping for a miracle on the 20th, something along the lines of President Bush saying, "Hey, I was just joshin', Kerry can have it."

Wasn't there a DUmmie thread where one of the DUmmies visualized his own reality of Kerry/Edwards and their crew hiding behind sofas in the White House on January 20, and when the Bushes got back from the Inauguration, jumping out yelling "Surprise" and having Bush and Cheney arrested and forced to yield the White House to Kerry/Edwards?

Someone should go over to DU and remind them that all hope is not yet dead! ;-)

137 posted on 01/07/2005 2:12:01 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
Allow me to merrily tap dance on the tabletop of your misery.

Sir, you are a poet at heart. LOL!

138 posted on 01/07/2005 2:16:55 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: NRA1995
Have you checked out the tsunami-conspiracy-nuclear-underground-blast theory from the DUmbo's?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2906158

it maybe old news... but I was amazed... how delusional are these people?
139 posted on 01/07/2005 2:18:41 AM PST by Barney59 ("This reelection is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.")
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To: freedumb2003

I look for your DUmmy posts now. I crack up because you fit right in and I know your just pulling their leg.


140 posted on 01/07/2005 2:23:11 AM PST by NEPA
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