Posted on 12/14/2004 6:44:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies have watched too many episodes of Gunsmoke. They are now planning on forming up a posse and arresting Ohio Secretary of State, Ken Blackwell, as you can see on this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Here is a specific Ohio law Blackwell violated--I need help getting arrest.” Yeah, DUmmies, you just try to arrest Blackwell. Somehow I don’t think he will just stand idly by as you try to cuff him. Most likely he will grab you by your collars and slap you upside your heads so hard that you will be spending the next few weeks envisioning your own reality of a long hospital stay…except when you wake up you will find out you really are in the hospital. Anyway, if for some reason, Bush has a hard time finding another director of Homeland Security, may I humbly place the name of Ken Blackwell forward? He would be PERFECT for the job. Somebody who won’t take crap from the terrorists nor the DUmmies (often interchangeable). As usual the rantings of the DUmmie Posse are in Bolshevik Red while the arresting commentary of your humble sheriff is in the [brackets]:
"Blackwell decided to stop the legal recount being conducted in Greene County Ohio, in mid-count. When the volunteers asked under what authority they were being stopped they were told that Ken Blackwell had determined that “all voter records for the state of Ohio were “locked-down,” and now they are not considered public records.”
So, now that we have the specific crime Blackwell committed, what do we do to get a DA to file charges?
[You might start by smoking less powerful opiates.]
Preferably find a friendly lawyer and talk to the local DA...
[You will find Mark Geragos to be quite friendly and in need of employment. You can contact him at snottyscotty@deathrow.com.]
Round up about 100 or so willing people to help perform a citizen's arrest. Warn the police and DA that if they don't act to arrest Blackwell, then your posse will. Don't give them a chance to respond, just inform them. Then go do it. They'll have him arrested lickety-split in order to avoid a confrontation.
[Don’t forget to wear your Deputy Dawg cowboy outfits when joining the posse. And don’t be surprised if YOU are arrested lickety-split for those illegal green leaves in your pockets.]
And record it all on video for posterity's sake including the phone calls, preparation, everything.
[And have Bev Harris on hand to film it for that documentary she’s not making.]
This is a perfect stunt for Michael Moore to take on...Let's contact him and ask him to do it!
[You’ll make Bev Harris very angry. She has first dibs to film it for that documentary she’s not making.]
the part where you're all getting billy-clubbed,maced,tasered,rubber-bulleted,and stomped by black-outfitted and masked stormtrooper types will make a hell of a segment in a Michael Moore flick.
[Also for America’s Funniest Home Videos.]
I am not sure how Ohio law works, so hopefully there are some lawyers here that could provide feedback (I've never had to file charges through the DA's office either--anybody know if it is hard?) Thanks again for everybody's input into this--I am thinking we should try to get in contact with the volunteers in Greene County and see if they are willing to file a complaint with the DA (anybody know if this sounds reasonable?)
[It sounds very very reasonable. Now speak some more. This therapy session is still far from over.]
What if they don't do it? Then what are you going to do after you "arrest" him?
[Nurse the bruises on your cheeks where your faces “accidentally” smacked up against Blackwell’s hand.]
The line between "posse" and "mob" is precariously thin. I imagine to the Ohio government that it is nonexistent. If you're lucky, they'll tell you to f*ck off and go home. If you're unlucky, then the Ohio NG will be called out to "disperse the mob." I trust the pecadillos of the Ohio national guard need no elaboration.
[Wrong. If you are unlucky, Ken Blackwell will shove your arrest warrant so far up your body cavity that you will be singing alto permanently.]
I would much prefer if John Kerry would step in make the arrest.
[That would happen only if Teresa gives him permission to remove his cojones from her wall lockbox.]
Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people..
[Your hate against the Freepers will turn to uncontrollable rage once you read the latest edition of the DUmmie Funnies…. And may I add you to the DUFU PING List?]
I signed that petition. How do you know they are all freepers?
[Because most likely at least 90% of all DUmmies are secretly Freeper Trolls. And how do I know that YOU are not a Freeper?]
Here's a small sample. This morning there was 55 sigs and most were like these. I removed names that seem to be legitimate.
Name City, State
33. Mark Johnson - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. 32. Tiffany Sledzianowski - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
31. Joshua L. Bessom - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
27. berni_mccoy - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
26. I voted! Where is my vote? I wrote in Pat Buchanan and this does not match the official totals. One chance in two billion of that happening! democraticunderground.com
25. uninformed republican fool trying to obscure the truth fact vs faith
24. Save the DUmbocracy!!!!!! democraticunderground.com
21. Arneback - The case is breaking wide open. I talked to the Ohio Chief Justice. He laughed and then presided over the casting of Ohio's electoral votes. Why did he laugh???? democraticunderground.com
19. Jesse Jackson Please donate to Rainbow?PUSH. My illigitimate children need shoes bad! democraticunderground.com
18. Send your money to Cobb. He reaaly needs it. Use your credit card and go into dept. It is WORTH it! democraticunderground.com
16. Donate to Nader. He needs our money bad! democraticunderground.com
15. DUmmieUnderground.com Help us vote! We do not understand how! I am still in line in Dayto Ohio. Kenneth Blacwell ate my baby! Confusion
13. Bev Harris Donate to me at BigMacVoting.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BigMacVoting.com
11. Admin@democraticunderground.com (Donate to DUmmieUnderground.com) Please, helpme. I am still in line waiting to cast my balot. DUmmieunderland.com
10. Skinner (Donate to DUmmieUnderground.com) Please, I am broke and my childeen are hungry. DUmmieunderland.com
[Hmmm…. I see your point but I think this one sounds legit: “Tiffany Sledzianowski - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com.”]
You are correct--how can we screen out the freeperpeepers?
[How do you know that Skinner isn’t really a Freeper? Only IndianaGreen is legit. You can trust him. Absolutely. IndianaGreen is definitely NOT a deep cover Freeper troll. (hee! hee!)]
Jesus H. Christ! Did you see what the freepers did to that petition?
[As God is my witness, as God is my witness, I’m not going to sign another DUmmie petition again! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never sign one again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never sign a DUmmie petition again!]
If we are afraid to act, we are being ruled by fear. The only way this ends possitively is for some to overcome their fears.
[But what if you are ruled by ridicule?]
From what I have been reading, it is probably best to go to the DA's office first and try to file charges. I am not sure how that process works in Ohio, so maybe if we have any lawyers that are reading you could help? Somebody said that freeperpeepers were signing the above petition? Do you think that if you bring a signed petition to DA's office it might motivate them to want to take action?
[If you bring that petition signed by “freeperpeepers,” the folks in the DA’s office most likely will laugh their asses off.]
I signed petition and I Am NOT A FREEPER. By the way, this is the first time I've posted...I signed the petition and I am not a freeper,,,I just want justice.
[I signed the petition and I Am NOT A FREEPER!!! (snort! chuckle!)]
F*CK THE SUIT! He is a criminal!! He needs to be jailed!
[But you’re just gonna let someone ELSE try to jail him, hotshot.]
About the petition--it has some facts wrong. I sent the petition over to my friend for analysis. Here is what she says:
"The petition gets a lot wrong. For instance, the Greene County recount had not begun when this occurred. They were doing research for the recount, which is another thing entirely, and which blows the whole petition out of the water as a result. I wouldn't recommend circulating the petition, as the only real use of something like this is as a PR ploy, and that will backfire because of the misinformation involved. No, the DA's office wouldn't be motivated by a petition like this."
[BANG!!! Yet another Acme Co. package blows up in the DUmmie Coyote’s face while the Blackwell Road Runner zooms untouched off into the distance. BEEP! BEEP!]
Here's the catch: the records were being examined by Green volunteers while the law requires a DEMOCRAT and a REPUBLICAN both to be present during the recont examinations. Since there were none present only the Greens, they decided to take the records away.
[BEEP! BEEP!]
Loudon is cool.
I'm trying to sign on as "Hugh Jorgan; All your petition are belong to us."
But the server is choking.
ROTFLMAO!!!
I thought they'd be particularly pissed to see a prominent racist sign it. I signed: Nick Griffin, Chairman, BNP
Oh, I'm sorry...I had no idea it was copyrighted.
I shall sin no more ;-)
(Well, not tonight, at least....)
So darned stupid I can't even think of much of a comeback, LOL.
LOL
PJ, this is an amazing service you do. You get down into the sewer to bring us entertainment. Thanks.
Ya know, these freaks have A LOT of gall and very little brain. Look at this DU thread and what they did to someone elses poll. What childish freaks!
Arrest Ken Blackwell? When will it occur to them THEY LOST.Usually I laugh at them but right now, I just feel contempt.
An angry DUmmie wants to mix it up with conservatives, and asks for advice on where to go---seems like a new thread, so it might get even better:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2827683
I signed under Scheiss Kopf
LOL the petition is getting FReeped bigtime.
275. A. P. Hill VA
274. Frederick Forrest
273. Ding Dong Daddy From Doobus I Got It I Got It I'm Hip I'm ready to go!I'm gone! I are a demonrat. Pleez put John Keery in office He are a good man
272. Culo Warts Poerland Oregon
271. Average Joe I demand that my candiate win this election. I don't care what the actual results were!
270. I. M. Moronic, II Dayton, OH
269. Anil Fister Big Johnson, OH
268. Anil Fister Big Johnson, OH
267. Hal I. Burton All your petition are belong to us.
266. Mike
265. Randy Koehn
264. Tom Sowder aka(farmerTom) Phoenix AZ
263. Janet Pendleton
262. Ginger Zwolinski DeTour, Mi. 49725
261. Karl Rove Hey, since you folks think I'm responsible for everything, I'm signing your petition. That way, if Blackwell gets arrested, you can have proof I did it. It's a Christmas present, because I'm gracious in overwhelming victory. Look out for Suburbans!
260. B. Moonbat The election was stolen! They never landed on the Moon! Kennedy was reanimated and drives a Suburban for Karl Rove! Where's my bong, dammit?!!?
259. Tinfoil Manufacturers of America Tinfoil Springs, MA
258. Bozo the Clown Thanks for making me feel at home, guys.
257. Bev Harris Waldorf Astoria, New York, NY
256. Heywood Jabuzzov Karl Rove's office, DC
255. Joel Bousley - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over???????????????????????????? Confusion????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
254. Joel Bousley - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? Confusion????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
253. Warren Green New York NY
252. Osama bin Laden--That Bush is a chimpy man! Bedrock, Afghanistan
251. Joel Bousley - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? Confusion????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
250. steve thompson
249. Dave Starke Sr. Ca.
248. Neil Garner Carlsbad, CA
247. Jean Lavelle Baltimore, MD
246. Sheri Myers Daytona Beach Florida
245. E.H. Myers Daytona Beach, Florida
244. olga sanchez
243. jr
242. Tony Simmons Atlanta
241. Bryan Myers Daytona Beach, Florida
240. Donita Smith Riverside, CA
239. Kenneth J. Blackwell WHOOPS!! Please remove my name from this list!
238. Kenneth C. Bolles Garnett Kansas
237. Steven Cichowski
236. Anthony Portillo seattle, wa
235. Al Gomas
234. Robert Bucklew, Jr. Cleveland, Ohio
233. Dan Rostenkowski
232. Karl Rove Somewherein, MD
231. debra robinson denver, co
230. Marc Cote
229. Bartholomew Simon
228. Thomas Hajduk Seattle, WA
227. You DUmmies are being played like fiddles with this election fraud BS! The DNC, Greens, Libs, and lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank! Look to the party of the Rats for election fraud! They wrote the book.
226. Ellen Tolleson McGuffie West Orange, NJ
225. Allan Batchelder Seattle, WA
You DUmmies are being played like fiddles with this election fraud BS! The DNC, Greens, Libs, and lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank! Look to the party of the Rats for election fraud! They wrote the book.
226. Ellen Tolleson McGuffie West Orange, NJ
225. Allan Batchelder Seattle, WA
224. Rodney Duke Bastrop, TX
223. John Jorgensen Fargo, ND
222. Listen Up DUmmies... You "people" have some of the smartest leaders in the country. They KNOW if they pretend to give a DemoRAT's Ass about you and pretend they will take care of your EVERY need... You will flock towards them! You suckers eat it up... Hook, Line, and Sinker! The DemoRats are the lying, cheating, socialist party... and will SAY and DO anything to keep power! Open your DUmb eyes and smell the coffee... FOOLS!!
221. James Pallisard
220. Lakshmi Srinivasan
219. Lee Quillen
218. Lawrence Durica Delaware, Ohio
217. Todd Shuman Chicago, Illinois
216. Todd Shuman Chicago, Illinois
215. John E. Smith Please arrest him. No evidence or proof of any wrongdoing but he is a black Republican, so there must be something wrong with him.
214. stephanie longley dublin, ohio
213. We MUST save the DUmbocracy!! The Election has been stolen by aliens... uhhh... NO... make that creatures from outerspace! On the other hand... creatures from outerspace are ALSO aliens... OMG!!! Never mind...
212. Elizabeth J. Dowling Akron, Ohio
211. RICHARD L KNAPIK II GRAND JUNCTION MI
210. CHRISTOPHER SCALA TENAFLY NJ
209. What a farce you DUmmies are!! You THINK you're leading the world and country in your "progressive" ways... But all anyone sees is a pack of extreme leftist, clueless losers who don't have a grip on reality!! HAH!! I feel that I can safely say that most of my Fine Freeping Friends enjoy DUping DUmmie DUnces in the DUngheap of a DUngeon called DUmmieLand!!
208. DUncan McDUmmie DUpree, DUmmieLand
207. Roxanne Theimer Haverhill, MA
206. laura fujii
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204. DU Sucks cock Cincinnati
203. FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people..
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200. Liberal Lunatic
199. Up against the wall, scumbag! Spread 'em! Get ready for a body cavity search! Don't worry about the two hands on your shoulders, I know what I'm doing. Edinburgh, Ohio
198. Ima Welfarecheat San Francisco, CA
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182. DUmmies R us - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
181. Sore Loserman, II West Blathersburg, IA
180. Kathleen E. Kessner Willow Grove, PA
179. DUmmies R. Retards Moronvill, WI
178. Michael Langenberg York, PA
177. Dick T. Tracy West Hayduke, OH
178. Michael Langenberg York, PA
177. Dick T. Tracy West Hayduke, OH
176. Christopher Langenberg Willow Grove, Pa
175. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people
174. Paul H. Kessner Willow Grove, PA
173. SCOOBY DUBYA DU Crawford, TX
172. DEM LOSERS LOST THE ELECTION AND CAN'T STOP CRYING ABOUT IT! THEY ALSO HAVE SPELLING DIFFICULTIES! IDIOTS! BWAAAHAAAHAAAA! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SORE LOSERS! 3 CHEERS FOR MICHAEL MOORE! BUSH WON AND YOU LOST! DEMOCRATICUNDERGROUND.COM IS POPULATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIC HOMOSEXUAL DRUG ADDICTS WITH MINDS FILLED WITH WORMS! BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!
171. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.. in_cog_ni_to: Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people..
170. James Petersen - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
169. James Petersen Los Angeles, CA
168. Joel Bousley - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
167. Rock Stupid Alternate, Universe
166. Sore Loserman ???
165. Justin Heiner - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
164. Justin Heiner
163. O D Crackhead county morgue
162. David Edwards New Hill, NC
161. in_cog_ni_to is a freak of nature To bad boo hoo we won we won we won suck on it freak
160. Kerry adjusted his tie today, OMG OMG OMG OMG were laughing at you dummies
159. Ken Spiracy Para Noia
158. Rene Gonzalez
157. Debra Thomas - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
156. Debra Thomas houston texas
155. DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUmmieWonderland.com
154. I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
153. I voted and all I got was this lousy petition WackoLand, Ohio
152. Jennifer Muchow Denver, Colorado
151. JoAnn Dugovich
150. Maria Irrera
149. Mary Carter Michigan
148. Steven L Dawes Omaha, Ne
147. Marit Flowers Menifee, CA
146. Shari Harris-Dunning 20965 Young Avenue, Bend, OR
145. Carolyn E. Craig Norfolk, VA
144. Teresa Welby
143. Michelle Goodwyn
142. the coolaid kid Arrested, Development
141. Kray Zee Pest, Delusion
140. David B. Briones Albuquerque, New Mexico
139. Joseph Orgren Sterling, VA
138. Elizabeth Riemer
137. Les Ique Imin, Denial
136. Paula Lowry Destrehan, LA
135. Ellen Edwards
134. Diane Webb
133. Stoned Slacker DUmmie Wonerland
132. BEDA CARLSON DEKALB IL
131. Daniel Patrick
130. Robert Rollar Raleigh, NC
129. Daniel LaLiberte Acton MA 01720
128. John Kerry
79. Vince Foster
78. Jim Crow
77. T Briggs Los Angeles, CA
76. Norman Carey
75. Wayne Collins Pleasanton, CA
74. Sonia Seiler
73. Jill West Arizona
72. Wait! me not finished saying everthing me want say! Where my vote? Prove my vote count! Me difrenchantized!
71. bill combs springfield, ohio
70. twila campsey
69. me so angry, guy I vote for not win, that not fair!!!
68. I Hate Democracy
67. derek underass
66. WillPittForGOP
65. Skinner (but I vote Republican)
64. Saddam Hussein Baghdad
63. Steve Langemo Dayton, OH
62. Albert Gore WAAAH - LET THE GLOOOOOORY OUT
61. Audrey Kessler
60. Sore Loser Denial
59. clayton blakey ashburn, va
58. jim thorne
57. raymond khan
56. Barbara Fike Dexter, MI 48130
55. Patty Maxey
54. Why does Cobbs donation meter not go up Faster??? Donate DUmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does Cobb only change the Target date back??? DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not support corporate christmas. Donate, go into dept, for Cobb! He needs it! DUmmies!! DUmmieWonderland.com?????????????????????????????????????
53. mark pace arizona
52. My name is RaulVB. I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright and I can understand why people split their tickets. I am gay for Kerry and thought everyone else was also. . Please save the DUmbocracy. DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUmmieWonderland.com?????????????????????????????????????
51. John ANderson
50. David Lum
49. manuel de los - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com?????????????????????????????????????
48. manuel de los rios chicago, illinois
47. Amrita Whitman - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com?????????????????????????????????????
46. Amrita Whitman - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
45. All my family ary Fundy, freepy Republicans. Now I no longer speak to them. They may as well be dead!!!!! DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUmmieWonderland.com
44. Amrita Whitman Valley Village, CA
43. So, I heard these freepies talking about President Bush. I could tell they worshipped Jesus! So I said "Keep your Jesus out of my Christmas. DUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUmmieWonderland.com
42. Mary Downes - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we arrest Bush??? I think so. Didn't they arrest Nixon??? I do not know. Born in 1990. Is the Campaign over??????????????????????????? DUmmieWonderland.com
41. Mary Downes - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies!!!!!!!!!!!! We do not care about anything but the election. Is the Campaign over???? I am still in line to cast my ballot. DUmmieWonderland.com
40. Mary Downes - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies......We do not care about anything but the election. Is the Campaign over. I am still in line to cast my ballot. DUmmieWonderland.com
39. Mary Downes - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies...... DUmmieWonderland.com
38. Nakita Harper Atlanta, GA
37. Yvonne Shevnin - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. DUUUmmies...... DUmmieunderland.underground.com
36. Mary Downes FL
35. Karenca - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. I have sex w/ my cousins!!!! democraticunderground.com
34. Yvonne Shevnin Santa Clara, CA
33. Mark Johnson - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
32. Tiffany Sledzianowski - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
31. Joshua L. Bessom - I post at DUmmieUnderground. I am not real bright. Please save the DUmbocracy. democraticunderground.com
30. Joshua L. Bessom Huntington Beach, CA
29. Mark Johnson Cupertino, CA
LOL just a sample(if there's any bad language I was just copying/pasting)
Stand by for enemy action!
Outburst at the Florida Supervisor of Elections meeting, offending public officials
And yet it was BEV HARRIS who was up on the stage pissing off the Florida elections supervisors while videotaping them after serving a phony legal paper on Teresa LePore.
Done...
Saw you there!
I'm #281....
Anita Man is just ahead of Karl Rove, James Brolin and Anita Dick.
Good Grief....
I'll bet even John Kerry would laugh at them if he read some of their stupid crap.
Near as I can tell, we FReeped the crap out of this petition!
I proudly lay claim to #283 -- the Bold Blood
No one who has visited freerepublic will be allowed on to democraticunderground.com, using our new IP/MAC blocker software. All traffic that visited freerepublic.com will receive a "pop-up", followed by a virus scan. Your fun is over now, tough guy.
Democraticunderground is a gathering place for progressive thinkers and not for your disgusting, ignorant and stupid ridicule. The right-wing fascists on this web site would not be able to hold a discussion with any democraticunderground member. You people are ignorant southerners, obssessed with religion and hatred of anyone different from yourself, including those trans-gendered, bisexual, gay, Latino, of African descent, native American, or from Massachusetts.
Go ahead and continue this comic strip of yours and you will see the legal action we will take against you. You are violating our first amendment rights to free speech. Beginning this week, I will start a FRstupid edition on DU. Watch for it PJ, or whatever your name is.
Skinner_DU
I'm 171, 179, 181, 183
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